Top Ten Game

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:27 am

10. Step out for another cup of coffee, when the list is on 2.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:41 am

9. Make the number one in the middle so people will forget. (Read previous page.)

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:52 am

8. Don't post here
7. Drastic but efficient: get banned.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:55 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]7. Drastic but efficient: get banned.[/QUOTE]

That hurts.

<_<

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:14 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]8. Don't post here
7. Drastic but efficient: get banned.[/QUOTE]
Hehe, the Gamebanshee self-destruct mode

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]That hurts.

<_<[/QUOTE]
Why's that?

6. Use the 'Search' function to dig up dirt on members (preferable moderators), so you can blackmail them into posting the no. 1 instead of you.

5. After someone posted the no. 2, post the no. 3 instead of the no. 1

4. Buy your own private jet and when 9000 feet high, throw your computer out of the plane, thus making you unable to post in the Top Ten forum.

3. Change forum.

2. Simply do not post the next post.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:43 am

Oh, please Damuna... not everytime the word banned is mentioned, people have you in their mind.

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:00 am

Wow, TAO, you've done it now!!

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:06 am

1.free will, I will not start another top ten

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:09 am

Top Ten reasons you won't answer the phone.

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:11 am

10. You have caller id and can see its your mother in law!!

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:17 am

9. You threw your phone in the lake.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:26 am

8. It's too conventional

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:27 am

7. Dropped your cell phone in the toilet... again!

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:35 am

[QUOTE=shana]10. You have caller id and can see its your mother in law!!

[/QUOTE]
I thought about putting that exact thing to kick things off.

Are you SURE we weren't separated at birth?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:36 am

6. You put your mobile on vibrating alert only and left it in another room. (Happens to me all the time...

)

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:42 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]6. You put your mobile on vibrating alert only and left it in another room. (Happens to me all the time...

)[/QUOTE]

Same but it's my cell that's on silent.

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:50 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]6. You put your mobile on vibrating alert only and left it in another room. (Happens to me all the time...

)[/QUOTE]

Either I have keen hearing or my mobile vibrates a lot harder than most, I can always hear my phone vibrating.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:52 am

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]Either I have keen hearing or my mobile vibrates a lot harder than most, I can always hear my phone vibrating.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, they make a "zzzzz" sound, so they're easy to hear, and even easier if they're on a surface and vibrate themselves off the edge.

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:54 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Yeah, they make a "zzzzz" sound, so they're easy to hear, and even easier if they're on a surface and vibrate themselves off the edge.[/QUOTE]

Or generate a spark in a butane filled room.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:03 am

[QUOTE=shana]Wow, TAO, you've done it now!![/QUOTE]
You mean bringing this thread finally to an end? Not quite...

5. You're locked up in a dirty bathroom with a pissed off photographer. Your foot is chained to the wall and you can only escape by shooting the other guy, or sawing off your foot with a rusty saw. Same goes for the pissed off photographer. You did have a mobile phone, but you dropped it because some psycho gave you an electrical shock. You desperately try to reach for your phone while it's ringing, but you can't grab it because you let it fall out of your reach. Also, there is dead guy on the middle of the floor in a puddle of blood. Happens to me all the time.