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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:28 am
by Demortis
*specialy trained snipers tear away at DJ as he attempts to dive for cover*
*Tsa rips Ravager apart and feasts on his remains*
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:29 am
by Ravager
*sigh* Dragons are so COMMpletely cliched... I'm filing a lawsuit againt Tsa!
*lawyer pops out with a Cease and Desist Dragon Attack order* Thank you so much!
*Tsa COMMbusts*- Yeah, that's a bad thing for dragons too.
Damn, I was supposed to get in there first!
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:30 am
by dj_venom
It becomes a COMMedy of errors as the snipers miss and start shooting each other. I then pick up a rifle and COMMit to finishing the rest of them off.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:31 am
by Demortis
*starts to chant breaking the court order, and resurcting Tsa*
and yet, thats the good thing about being a merc cleric
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:33 am
by dj_venom
COMM on, don't ignore what I said
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:34 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Demortis]*starts to chant breaking the court order, and resurcting Tsa*
and yet, thats the good thing about being a merc cleric
[/QUOTE]
*GASP* You can't do that! *calls in the police COMMissioner who promptly arrests Demo.* I'm going to COMMision an inquiry into this!
*Tsa wanders away without direction or leader.*
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:39 am
by Demortis
*loops the handcuffs around the police officers neck and pulls, feeling the body go limp i shatter the handcuffs and check his pulse* still breathing, good *whistles for Tsa to return, the pulls a locking garrote from my pocket and loops it around DJ's neck, then tightens it and locks it* have a nice one
besides my mercs are better trained then you would think.
*looks towards Ravager and give an evil grin, drawing the massive greatsword from his back harnes*
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:43 am
by dj_venom
This was an unCOMMon situation thought Venom. He knew that to get out, he would have to COMMunicate with Ravager. Lucky, the lock was made in COMMunist Russia, so it was extremely weak. After snapping it open, he smashed it across the back of Demortis' head.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:45 am
by Demortis
*stands there and looks at DJ* was that suppose to hurt? and i get nothing from you commies! that one just happen to be made in japan.....
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:45 am
by Ravager
That'll teach him for using COMMon substandard equipment...
*casts COMMbative Haste spell* Demo's huge greatsword spins slowly, and my falchion hits him dozens of times sapping his energy.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:47 am
by dj_venom
Realising he didn't stand a chance, Venom ran next door to hide in the COMMune.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:50 am
by Ravager
Looking around, Ravager sees a COMMbine harvester, it's not a monster truck, but it'll do. And some poor deluded fool left the keys in the ignition. Gets in, powers it up and runs down Demo. Lots of small Demo chunks collected.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:54 am
by Demortis
*is resurected be the great Sif's powers and smites both Ravager and DJ*
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:55 am
by dj_venom
Venom starts to COMMplain. "That's not fair, I was hiding." Now you are going down. Pickup up a bowl of COMMplentry mints, Venom smashed it on Demortis' head, knocking him unconcious.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:57 am
by Demortis
*fakes unconiousness and stabs DJ in the foot with a dagger pinning him to the floor*
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:57 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Demortis]*is resurected be the great Sif's powers and smites both Ravager and DJ*[/QUOTE]
This breaks the rules. You can't resurrect from pieces. I move for Demo's removal!
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:59 am
by Demortis
you didnt see the merc cleric coment did you?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:01 am
by Ravager
No merc cleric can save you now! *brings the full might of the Law upon Demo and the cleric in the form of an ancient golden dragon* Hah, defeat that!
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:03 am
by Demortis
i am a merc cleric and a golden dragon will not attack anyone that is good
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:05 am
by Ravager
That's a matter of interpretation, Demo.
Fine, a Silver dragon. Law is more important than Good for them.
So, you ressurected yourself?!