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Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:26 pm

Well it is my turf

(I live adjacent to it, nice little area really).

Have you never been overwhelmed by the sense of power and greatness that alcohol gives you

?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:33 pm

Yes, yes I have.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:35 pm

No interesting accompanying story

?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:38 pm

*coughs* Interesting story, yes. Appropriate for the board? Most certainly not.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:07 pm

Mag, if you can say it fairly cleanly, then it's appropriate for the college, man. That's what this thread is for, remember? Turning the tide and spreading the knowledge. Corrupting children worldwide. God, I love the internet!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:11 pm

*laughs* I now have a new place that I can be dirtier with my college. DZ will agree.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:11 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]Mag, if you can say it fairly cleanly, then it's appropriate for the college, man. That's what this thread is for, remember? Turning the tide and spreading the knowledge. Corrupting children worldwide. God, I love the internet![/QUOTE]

Actually, thats why I am here, I am a Missionary.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:13 pm

Another place? Oh, a missionary. Aren't they celebate? That wouldn't work for me.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:14 pm

What do you mean by Celebate?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:15 pm

Definately not in my religion! Spreading the word is easier if you have a cadre of children and what not.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:17 pm

Excuse me, I mispelled. Celibate: One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows. That wouldn't work for me. Yeah, Mag, children can run around delivering the good word. They have to be useful for something.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:23 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]Excuse me, I mispelled. Celibate: One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows. That wouldn't work for me. Yeah, Mag, children can run around delivering the good word. They have to be useful for something.[/QUOTE]

I never Agreed to Absinants! or whatever. I never did!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:23 pm

My religion encourages frequent (2-4 times daily) dirty sex. Dunno what everyone else is doing with those other crazy religions.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:24 pm

The poor fellow didn't know what he was getting into! I hope you didn't perform final vows, because that would suck.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:25 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]The poor fellow didn't know what he was getting into! I hope you didn't perform final vows, because that would suck.[/QUOTE]

Well, for all to know, I am exceeding the required limets for dailey sex.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:25 pm

He doesn't have to! I just said, my religion encourges frequent dirty sex. That's what he's spreading.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:27 pm

Well, I hope the dirty sex isn't with dirty girls, because then that's not all he's spreading!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:29 pm

I encourage safe sex. DZ and I came up with the perfect method for birth control actually.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:31 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I encourage safe sex. DZ and I came up with the perfect method for birth control actually.

[/QUOTE]

lmao! I remeber now. Its perfect, no std, pregancyor anything. But "Stains..." I don't think I should have posted this.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:32 pm

Heh, "look Ma, I'm gonna be a plumber!"