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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:26 pm
by Denethorn
Well it is my turf
(I live adjacent to it, nice little area really).
Have you never been overwhelmed by the sense of power and greatness that alcohol gives you
?
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:33 pm
by Magrus
Yes, yes I have.
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:35 pm
by Denethorn
No interesting accompanying story
?
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:38 pm
by Magrus
*coughs* Interesting story, yes. Appropriate for the board? Most certainly not.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:07 pm
by Erenor
Mag, if you can say it fairly cleanly, then it's appropriate for the college, man. That's what this thread is for, remember? Turning the tide and spreading the knowledge. Corrupting children worldwide. God, I love the internet!
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:11 pm
by Magrus
*laughs* I now have a new place that I can be dirtier with my college. DZ will agree.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:11 pm
by Darth Zenemij
[QUOTE=Erenor]Mag, if you can say it fairly cleanly, then it's appropriate for the college, man. That's what this thread is for, remember? Turning the tide and spreading the knowledge. Corrupting children worldwide. God, I love the internet![/QUOTE]
Actually, thats why I am here, I am a Missionary.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:13 pm
by Erenor
Another place? Oh, a missionary. Aren't they celebate? That wouldn't work for me.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:14 pm
by Darth Zenemij
What do you mean by Celebate?
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:15 pm
by Magrus
Definately not in my religion! Spreading the word is easier if you have a cadre of children and what not.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:17 pm
by Erenor
Excuse me, I mispelled. Celibate: One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows. That wouldn't work for me. Yeah, Mag, children can run around delivering the good word. They have to be useful for something.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:23 pm
by Darth Zenemij
[QUOTE=Erenor]Excuse me, I mispelled. Celibate: One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows. That wouldn't work for me. Yeah, Mag, children can run around delivering the good word. They have to be useful for something.[/QUOTE]
I never Agreed to Absinants! or whatever. I never did!
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:23 pm
by Magrus
My religion encourages frequent (2-4 times daily) dirty sex. Dunno what everyone else is doing with those other crazy religions.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:24 pm
by Erenor
The poor fellow didn't know what he was getting into! I hope you didn't perform final vows, because that would suck.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:25 pm
by Darth Zenemij
[QUOTE=Erenor]The poor fellow didn't know what he was getting into! I hope you didn't perform final vows, because that would suck.[/QUOTE]
Well, for all to know, I am exceeding the required limets for dailey sex.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:25 pm
by Magrus
He doesn't have to! I just said, my religion encourges frequent dirty sex. That's what he's spreading.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:27 pm
by Erenor
Well, I hope the dirty sex isn't with dirty girls, because then that's not all he's spreading!
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:29 pm
by Magrus
I encourage safe sex. DZ and I came up with the perfect method for birth control actually.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:31 pm
by Darth Zenemij
[QUOTE=Magrus]I encourage safe sex. DZ and I came up with the perfect method for birth control actually.
[/QUOTE]
lmao! I remeber now. Its perfect, no std, pregancyor anything. But "Stains..." I don't think I should have posted this.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:32 pm
by Magrus
Heh, "look Ma, I'm gonna be a plumber!"