10. Start a war, so your employer has to stop all operations and fire everyone.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating."
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
1. Walk into your boss' boss' boss' office while three other people are in there. Say "Who's that new hot chick working on the dock?". Receive the answer that it is the boss' boss' boss' 15-year old daughter.
That guy was such an idiot (above and beyond this comment).
[QUOTE=Fiona]2. Work exactly to contract and follow all procedures to the letter [/QUOTE]
LOL.
Mine: Top 10 fun things to pour sugar on.
10.) Punching someone for saying "Who's that new hot chick working on the dock" about the boss' boss' underage daughter. :laugh:
10.) Cheerio's, of which I will soon be enjoying my third sugar-encompassed bowl of Cheerior's.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
