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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:13 pm
by Darzog
Well, we do know that either Shana or I was adopted. We just haven't figured out which yet.
5. Mom sold Dad ..... um oregano after they got divorced.
Oh wait, they actually did that.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:39 pm
by JonIrenicus
4. Had a social smoke with their sons
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:31 pm
by Greg.
3) Were young (they all seem to forget what it's like...)
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:03 am
by Tower_Master
2. Said "Honey, that skirt isn't provacotive enough. Hike it up a few inches higher, and why not show a little more stomach with your shirt, too?"
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:56 am
by JonIrenicus
1. Didn't kick me out when I turned 18
Top ten ways to get fired from your job.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:58 am
by Lestat
10. Start a war, so your employer has to stop all operations and fire everyone.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:06 pm
by Masa
9. Point the Finger at Everyone but Yourself.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:21 pm
by TonyMontana1638
8). Shoot a customer giving you a hard time.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:54 pm
by Juniper
7. Tell your boss to do some "creative" things with a stapler
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:35 pm
by Greg.
6)Play air guitar for 3 hours on end...
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:46 pm
by shana
5. Set up a bar on your desk. Offer free drinks to anyone who takes it all off!!
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:29 pm
by EvilBelgian
4. Slap each of your (fe)male [or both, whatever floats your boat] on the behind. Also one of the best ways to get sued.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:24 pm
by JonIrenicus
3. Doing it straight fight club style -- beating yourself up, and making the boss pay you for not working
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:35 pm
by Fiona
2. Work exactly to contract and follow all procedures to the letter
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:36 pm
by JonIrenicus
[QUOTE=Fiona]2. Work exactly to contract and follow all procedures to the letter
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:53 pm
by Darzog
1. Walk into your boss' boss' boss' office while three other people are in there. Say "Who's that new hot chick working on the dock?". Receive the answer that it is the boss' boss' boss' 15-year old daughter.
That guy was such an idiot (above and beyond this comment).
Top Ten reasons to punch someone in the face.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:56 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Fiona]2. Work exactly to contract and follow all procedures to the letter
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LOL.
Mine: Top 10 fun things to pour sugar on.
10.) Punching someone for saying "Who's that new hot chick working on the dock" about the boss' boss' underage daughter. :laugh:
10.) Cheerio's, of which I will soon be enjoying my third sugar-encompassed bowl of Cheerior's.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:56 pm
by JonIrenicus
DZ 10. The person mean mugged you!
Chim 9. Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:59 pm
by Darzog
How would someone nice mug you?
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:59 pm
by Fiona
Dar.
8. They asked you to
Chim.
9. Chu's petrol tank :laugh:
oops. what happened to the numbers?