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we will fight to the last man or woman (or manwoman) the citadel will stand as long as i remain on guard and when i die (more than likely off alchol poisening) another shall rise to take my place you can never win

SNIPERS FIRE ON ANYONE THAT ISNT HEATHEN, ONE OF US, OR ACE.

BANG sniper 03 reporting sir, the elven recon scouts are getting nosy sir. were taking the ones we can get but some of the shots are hitting trees. recommend flash fires, could help us hehe burn the buggers out of hiding. we will replant anything that was destroyed afterwards

copy 03, will do that. BURN TEAMS I WANT ANYTHING BUT TEQUILA. AND MAKE MOLOTOVS. BURN THE FOREST. BURN THOSE BASTARDS OUT OF HIDING.

@maxi: we are Black Talon we are the best those before you have tried and failed to defeat us. even with your stealth tech. we see all.

*knifes an elven recon scout* like i said we see all

Hold on, Meat and Potatoes break, need to soak up the Tequila.

I'll be back though to procure more ammunition for the citadel.

You want me to drink some more ok then here it goes

what are you talking about?

I sent for no recon scouts, I already know your plans through our spy. Our army is in an hidden location nobody can see, it is basically impossible to find them, not even i know where they are. All i must do is... (EDIT) ... and then they'll come out of hiding

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]what are you talking about?[/QUOTE]

I really don't know. I just wanted an excuse for mass consumption of alcohol really, and using empty liqour bottles as ammunition in defense of the citadel seemed the best excuse. The spinny feeling isn't conducive to much of anything but bedtime though.

LOL, I KNEW IT!

LIES THEN WHY IS THERE *cuts the elven recon personals head off and holds it up* SCOUTS HERE HUH?!

Medic 01, sir we have the med center up and running. i doubt we'll need it, we are the best trained mercs around.

Bomb unit 01, sir mine field ready. one wrong step and BOOM, there not there anymore. plus, we have some surprises for them. trust us, its going to be one hell of a show.

Rocket Jocky 01,sir we're in place waiting for orders

H.I. 01, sir we're in place and ready to raise hell on your order

M.U. 01, sir we're in place. ready to rain a firery death on the baddies


Artilery 01, you wanted a field of fire sir? we got it covered

Recon 01, sir we have found there location sending cords to you now. we need an areial strike NOW!

*switchs the radios fequency* i need an areial strike at these cords now. i want those birds in the air now! pack them with moabs.

Sir this is, Eagle 01. thats alil close to your postion dont ya think?

no were far enough away. do it

ladies cut the chatter we need this channel open.

*listens to the planes fling over head*
*sees the massive bombs being dropped on the postion indicated*
*sniffs the air* ah death and destruction. the smeel of victory. but i cant help but feel that was a distration.

*shouts into his headset* LADIES I WANT YOU TO BE READY. I DONT WANT ANY SURPRISES. GOT ME?! i want scouts to patrol in shifts. i want everyone to work in shifts, we never know when the first attack may come but we shall be ready.

[QUOTE=Yeltsu]Know that if you should make real of that threat, us clementines will defend the citadel and all it's inhabitants with everything we got!

I myself shall preach against your priests, for I am the preacher of Lady Clementine, High priest of ACE

Our armies shall muster at the fields of the citadel. Battle hardened monks, fierce clerics and crazy kamikaze clementines which will cover you all in greasy orange stuff!

For the alliance![/QUOTE]

LMAO! "Crazy Kamikaze Clementines" - that made my day! Hilarious, man, hilarious. Nice to see such strong allies here in our time of...well, actually, boredom. It's just Maxi's weekly attempt to raize the Citadel.

I may have said this before, but it makes me laugh to see people saying "good night" comments that register as being at 3:00 in the afternoon where I live. Great fun, Great fun.

Ladies remember no rest till Comm is destroyed, or maxi and cm give up.


LIVE TO FIGHT AND FIGHT TO LIVE.
blood makes the grass grow

Heathens! I thought you knew better than to actually click on General Mini's attachments Just ignore them

Demo, nice motto, shall win put it on our flag?

*sigh* now maxi, will you give up, or do i really have to get my capybara's in the action? i promised them a nice peaceful life, but if you don't stop your foolishness i'll be forced to get them back, and trust me, you have not been here long enough to realize that your cartoons aren't exactly match for a 200lb capybara ninjas.. so just to give you a heads up, pull back if you know what's good for your elves. i trust your privates enjoy having their privates in the place god meant them to be..

and FYI this is just a threat, since demo's mercs can handle your elvish army.. btw how do you expect your elves to get into slash distance through a minefield/artillery/mortars/rpg's and yeah there's the ->ARMY<- with AP bullet loaded SMG's/assault rifles etc..

Maxi, are your elves dark elves or regular elves?

Does it matter? They are all assassinated by independent bureaucrats with great intuition.

Yes, it was me who hired them, but that doesn't mean anything. I want a bit of peace and quiet.

High priest: Report commander!

Supreme Bashar: High Priest? Our warrior monks are ready for battle. Using their meditation skills they have memorized the location of the mines and can fight there without risk, that should give them a surprise.

High priest: Excellent Bashar, you have done well, what of our clerics?

Supreme Bashar: They are ready to buff themselves and the monks with every spell they got. they will then use magics to search for hidden foes. and lastly they will gate in citrus demons.

High priest: Citrus demons? Those suckers won't know what hit them, what about our CKCs (Crazy Kamikaze Clementines) then?

Supreme Bashar: We have made a plan with the Black Talon morters, they will help spread the CKCs out to the enemy as they advance, causing massive mayhem and disruption

High Priest: Good plan, now leave me, I shall pray to Our Lady now. I'm hoping to gain Her help in a little surprise I am preparing.

Supreme Bashar: Brilliant idea master! I will go and check on the defences of the gate now, it has been reinforced by our dwarven clerics.

High Priest: Very well, dismissed...


Fighting alongside Fibarfar and Demo, this is me, wielding the power of Our Lady!

Guys, relax. They cant get past the electrified fence. Besides, the citadel is in a pocket plane, and I've just realized we can create a ward barrier against the enemy.

But this has been the best proof of our power, we got lotsa armies already

COMMies are doomed, if they try something.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Guys, relax. They cant get past the electrified fence. Besides, the citadel is in a pocket plane, and I've just realized we can create a ward barrier against the enemy.

But this has been the best proof of our power, we got lotsa armies already

COMMies are doomed, if they try something.[/QUOTE]

woohoo we have won now back to the important matters. the drink!


@Luis Antonio: like the pocket plane bit who can argue with that

Well, probabily they'll find a way to do that, but we will be ready to counter-strike, got it?

No harm in delaying their plans thouhg.

So, someone wants to play truco?

Just incase I shall ready me blade for to be slaked by maxi's blood.
Aye COMM will fall, and a painfull fall it'l be.
(Bit of Northern Irish Tounge there)