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Uh...I'm sure the monkeys would love to have their glands back and just couldn't bear to be parted from them in the first place.

*takes a gland* Yeah, very nice...

dont worry aout the monkeys, we burn them alive to seperate them from their glands, sometimes we need to use sheep instead of monekys, but the burning process seperates the good, worthy glands from the bad crusty glands, and it gives them an extra smokey flavor. Here at Gland Cream Inc. it has been discovered that mixing in the lining of a sheeps esophagus creates a cherry flavored gland cream, while mixing in there mucus creats a lemon-lime flavor. From all of me here at Gland Cream Incorporated, thanks for coming on the free tour of our facilities, we are sorry you couldnt visist the, uh, ovens, but they were in use and the noise is unberable, however if u just follow me this way we have free samples for all.

How does it feel to be confronted by someone who is truly insane Ravager... hahahaha

I just had to pop in and say that .

I get that every time I talk to chu. Go to sleep DJV. No lurking!

@Phreddie, there's free samples? Can I sell them on? Be your Official Distributor?

speakin of chu i tihnk its time we "took care of him" once and for all, now that the CSL he is weak(er)....

Lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk, LURK.

And now I'm off...or am I?

Ravy sure ur now hired to be the offical salesman of Gland Cream Incorporated.... now we need some test subje... taste testers and of course a board of directors. we can use chu to test the Nght Shade gland cream....

@DJV, Yes you are!

@Phreddie, you're the CEO?

As for using chu as a taste tester, I couldn't agree more.

scratch that, no board, we just have to have a mangament staff, im presidnet and founder, rav u get apromotion to head of marketing, and the only board is the group of pervs who tihnk up new flavors to test on chu, which we both are part of, i say sweatgland cream to ge thim started...

How many monkey glands are there?!

Go check in storage room, we can generally harvest a bout 1k glands of sweat, 1 pituitary gland (thats for those 15 and older), and two mammary glands per monkey. i tihnk we have an infinite supply of monkeies form south africa the only problem is the ebola, but that gets burnt out when they are put inot the ovens,

Who knew?

I'll be off now, to think of marketing ploys and strategems.
Cya later Phreddie...

You cant leave work in the midlle.. o ur taking it to the home office, well im gonna go scar eppl on the bus riding around the city adios.

Offering more people monkey gland products?

yes i think it is time we went public with the company, besides were short a few employees, and our tester hasnt shown up yet.

Right then, on the agenda today....

Changing to a PLC.
Thinking up branding and packaging.
Finding new employees.
Blinding customers with science that glands can actually be good for you.

Any other business?

buying out the competition (breyers and eddies)
getting atheletes to endorse us
have celebrities be seen eating the low-fat brand to generate customers
go global
go legal

i tihnk that is all for today.

Get a patent on the unique Monkey Glad Inc.(TM) production techniques?

been there, done the patent officer lady, patent secure. we just gotta get the whole ebola problem past the frda (federal rubber ducky agency) and ere good to go and start mass production and shipping to local grocerie stores, barber shops, dental offices, and brothels across the world.

The FRDA? I hear they're planning World Domination...

Don't forget the Pharmacies. Ooh! Sell MG's (Monkey Glands) as medicinal products!