Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:46 am
If you stare at the computer screne too long your eyes will turn square!
J/K.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:49 am
*GASP* That's my cue for leaving then!
J/K.
J/K.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:51 am
Santa doesn't come to bad children!
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:51 am
Hi all!!
:speech: :speech:
New smilies
WOOOOT!!
:speech: :speech:
New smilies
WOOOOT!!
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:53 am
Those that behave well suffer more in the long run...
Hiya Kipi!
Hiya Kipi!
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:55 am
If you make funny faces your face will stay like that!
Spatag
Spatag
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:57 am
[QUOTE=Mccool]If you make funny faces your face will stay like that!
[/QUOTE]
And yet, if you don't you shall never experience life to the full!
Spatag..
[/QUOTE]
And yet, if you don't you shall never experience life to the full!
Spatag..
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:00 am
I'm only doing this for your own good - Biggest lie ever.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:05 am
[QUOTE=Mccool]I'm only doing this for your own good - Biggest lie ever.[/QUOTE]
I never trusted you anyway.
And you didn't end the post in Spatag (refer to quote for evidence). I'm ashamed!
SPATAG!!
I never trusted you anyway.
And you didn't end the post in Spatag (refer to quote for evidence). I'm ashamed!
SPATAG!!
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:07 am
Some day you'll thank me for this - another big lie!
SPATAG
SPATAG
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:09 am
Misquoting time!
[QUOTE=Mccool]Santa doesn't come![/QUOTE]He's too old?
[QUOTE=Mccool]Santa doesn't come![/QUOTE]He's too old?
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:13 am
You know, the sarcasm/lie is always better unrevealed?
@Lestat, LOL!
SPATAG
@Lestat, LOL!
SPATAG
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:15 am
Santa is Boon to Our Society
Santa, the beloved obese immortal who brings toys to good little boys and girls on Christmas Day, is a huge threat to our society. His purpose demeans the value of hard work, he is telling children it is ok to be fat, and he is destroying the Christian Religion from with in.
Santa, by bringing free toys to little children, is demeaning the value of hard work that this world was built upon. All one must do to recieve his hearts desire, is to sit down and be a nice little boy or girl, this completely ruins a parents attempt to teach his/her children that the only way one gets things in life is by working hard, studying, and making good grades, but then all they do is write an informal letter to Santa Claus and poof, they have what ever they wanted.
He is a fat red devil to be sure, but instead od trying to slim down, he is progressivley gaining weight to the point where he cannot afford to fill his own massive gut and must ask the citizens of the world toleave im milk and cookies to sustain him for one night. He is telling our kids the exact opposite of what we want them to learn, "It is O.K. to be fat little children, as long as you remain true to yourself, and no one can stop you". As you can see that statement issued by the santas spokeself is completely against modern teachings.
He is also destroying a religion that has been a prominent part of society for centuries. He takes away the meaning of Christmas, the foundation of Christianity. Instead of the holiday being about celebrating the first artificial insemination preformed by God, and being a celebration of life ever after and salvation, it is a time for kids to constantly nag their parents about buying them presents their parents cant afford. By destroying the Church, santa will have completed his take over of society, he and his obese elven minions, who have already infiltrated our society via t.v. and food products, watch out for smurfs and keebler elves, they are his spies.
I cannot, will not, let this horrible old man to destroy the world my ancestors built for my posterity, That is why I am offering a fifty thousand dollar reward to who ever can bring me Santa dead or alive, preferably dead.
Santa, the beloved obese immortal who brings toys to good little boys and girls on Christmas Day, is a huge threat to our society. His purpose demeans the value of hard work, he is telling children it is ok to be fat, and he is destroying the Christian Religion from with in.
Santa, by bringing free toys to little children, is demeaning the value of hard work that this world was built upon. All one must do to recieve his hearts desire, is to sit down and be a nice little boy or girl, this completely ruins a parents attempt to teach his/her children that the only way one gets things in life is by working hard, studying, and making good grades, but then all they do is write an informal letter to Santa Claus and poof, they have what ever they wanted.
He is a fat red devil to be sure, but instead od trying to slim down, he is progressivley gaining weight to the point where he cannot afford to fill his own massive gut and must ask the citizens of the world toleave im milk and cookies to sustain him for one night. He is telling our kids the exact opposite of what we want them to learn, "It is O.K. to be fat little children, as long as you remain true to yourself, and no one can stop you". As you can see that statement issued by the santas spokeself is completely against modern teachings.
He is also destroying a religion that has been a prominent part of society for centuries. He takes away the meaning of Christmas, the foundation of Christianity. Instead of the holiday being about celebrating the first artificial insemination preformed by God, and being a celebration of life ever after and salvation, it is a time for kids to constantly nag their parents about buying them presents their parents cant afford. By destroying the Church, santa will have completed his take over of society, he and his obese elven minions, who have already infiltrated our society via t.v. and food products, watch out for smurfs and keebler elves, they are his spies.
I cannot, will not, let this horrible old man to destroy the world my ancestors built for my posterity, That is why I am offering a fifty thousand dollar reward to who ever can bring me Santa dead or alive, preferably dead.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:16 am
[QUOTE=Ravager]You know, the sarcasm/lie is always better unrevealed?
@Lestat, LOL!
SPATAG[/QUOTE]
Okay, what does that "spatag" mean??
And, how has your days been??
Here it's about 3.15 pm, and I'm drinking my third beer :laugh:
@Lestat, LOL!
SPATAG[/QUOTE]
Okay, what does that "spatag" mean??
And, how has your days been??
Here it's about 3.15 pm, and I'm drinking my third beer :laugh:
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:20 am
@Phreddie, how do you explain Santa managing to get down chimneys? Especially if none exist...
@Kipi, spatag is a combination of spam and tag that we invented.
A couple of hours back on Finnish time here.
Today I've just been spamming really.
I have to get round to posting an SG story part. I've already written it, though I might pad out descriptions a little.
Tsk, already on the beer?
@Kipi, spatag is a combination of spam and tag that we invented.
A couple of hours back on Finnish time here.
Today I've just been spamming really.
I have to get round to posting an SG story part. I've already written it, though I might pad out descriptions a little.
Tsk, already on the beer?
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:25 am
[QUOTE=Ravager]@Phreddie, how do you explain Santa managing to get down chimneys? Especially if none exist... [/QUOTE]
He enslaves the Dwarven Population (i.e. the little people) and forces them to do his dirty work, their are three on his sleigh, two to operate the crane that lowers the other one down, they then drop the presents on top of the other one, and he places them around the tree, he also grabs the fod fro santa claus and brings it up, if he eats any of the food, he is killed on the spot and left underneath the tree.
[/QUOTE]He enslaves the Dwarven Population (i.e. the little people) and forces them to do his dirty work, their are three on his sleigh, two to operate the crane that lowers the other one down, they then drop the presents on top of the other one, and he places them around the tree, he also grabs the fod fro santa claus and brings it up, if he eats any of the food, he is killed on the spot and left underneath the tree.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:29 am
Go Spatag!!!
Spatag
Spatag
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:33 am
WOOO!!
NEW SMILEYS!!
this is a good day!!
:devil:
NEW SMILEYS!!
this is a good day!!
:devil:Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:33 am
@Phreddie, been researching again, then?
@Mccool, long live the SPATAG!!
Spatag.
Hiya Juni!
@Mccool, long live the SPATAG!!
Spatag.
Hiya Juni!
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:36 am
The Secret has been relaeased, oh no!
Spatag
Spatag