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*dons anti-darkflame armor*
*Casts hold person on Viv*

That should keep the little miss out of trouble

*was prepared*

*uncorks vile of acid, eats a whole through the sack
Allows insects to taste his blood, which causes them to drop dead from alcohol poisoning.
Takes boards from CM and procceeds to insert it in an unmentionable part of his anatomy
Ty attacks, BS hols one hand on Ty's forhead, letting him swing in the air ineffectively
takes out electric razor and shaves Weasels fur.*

I need a drink

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*was prepared*

*uncorks wila of acid, eats a whole through the sack
Allows insects to taste his blood, which causes them to drop dead from alcohol poisoning.
Takes boards from CM and procceeds to insert it in an unmentionable part of his anatomy
Ty attacks, BS hols one hand on Ty's forhead, letting him swing in the air ineffectively
takes out electric razor and shaves Weasels fur.*

I need a drink

I dont attack! I sit back and watch! Besides, I weild a spear so that has a long, long reach.
*mountain lion attacks*
*casts barkskin on other: Fas*

Originally posted by CM
*dons anti-darkflame armor*
*Casts hold person on Viv*

That should keep the little miss out of trouble

*Vivs 'super fast flying hugs'tm reach CM across the room. He falls to the ground whimpering and cowering.*

*Takes out the board and whacks a chair in BS's back. Then proceeds to tie BS's feet and hangs him upside down, while Tyb casts hold person on BS. While the mountain lion rips BS's clothes apart, to the horror....*

BS is wearing one of Weasels speedos

Originally posted by Vivien


*Vivs 'super fast flying hugs'tm reach CM across the room. He falls to the ground whimpering and cowering.*

Hey! Dont do that to Fas!
*summons rabbit*
Here you go Viv. Hopefully you can take him to a safe place and you can avoid the battle....
Well while Im talking to you, how is Edwins new friend doing, has everything turned out alright for her?

Originally posted by Vivien


*Vivs 'super fast flying hugs'tm reach CM across the room. He falls to the ground whimpering and cowering.*

I have my anti-df armor on.
So no deal

Originally posted by Vivien




Are you trying to insinuate that women shouldn't be taking part in this battle?

I dont know what he is doing.
But i am saying: Leave this to the MEN!

Originally posted by Vivien




Are you trying to insinuate that women shouldn't be taking part in this battle?

Thats not it. I try and be friendly and she thinks Im being insulting, great.....Im in BIG trouble here.....

*roars at mountain lion, causing it to defecate in terror on Ty's foot and flee screaming from the room. Turns Ty's head to make him look at a furless Weasel in speedos, which terrifys the young man into immobilizaton. lifts the immobile Ty above head and tosses him into the bathroom, where Ty lands head first in the toilet. Give Viv a quick Hug, runs to bathroom, and gives Ty a swirlie*

As Tyb gets a swirlie, Fas knocks BS off his feet by hitting his knees. Grabs Tybs head and pulls his head out and places BS's head in the tolet and gives him a swirlie.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*roars at mountain lion, causing it to defecate in terror on Ty's foot and flee screaming from the room. Turns Ty's head to make him look at a furless Weasel in speedos, which terrifys the young man into immobilizaton. lifts the immobile Ty above head and tosses him into the bathroom, where Ty lands head first in the toilet. Give Viv a quick Hug, runs to bathroom, and gives Ty a swirlie*

Thank you. I was having a civilized conversation with Viv and I end up with my head in the crapper.

*gets out comb and shampoo-fixes hair*
I have dignity, you know

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Turns Ty's head to make him look at a furless Weasel in speedos, which terrifys the young man into immobilizaton. lifts the immobile Ty above head and tosses him into the bathroom, where Ty lands head first in the toilet. Give Viv a quick Hug, runs to bathroom, and gives Ty a swirlie*

Wow, who knew Weasel in speedo's could have such an impact on all these people

*hug BS*

Hooks ty up to an intelligence draining machine, causeing him to lose ALL spells he has memorized. Leaving him bobbing for apples in the toilet, not mentioning those aren't apples, as Ty's lost intelligence would not let him comprehend*

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Hooks ty up to an intelligence draining machine, causeing him to lose ALL spells he has memorized. Leaving him bobbing for apples in the toilet, not mentioning those aren't apples, as Ty's lost intelligence would not let him comprehend*

DAMMIT. An intelligence draining machine? You should go onto the invention channel for that. A little help here Fas, Im too stupid right now to put the stupid thing in reverse....

Originally posted by CM

BS is wearing one of Weasels speedos

*Even though the thought of raiding the bar with Kid peaks Weasels interest...the shout from CM causes Weasel to run home and check his speedo collection.*


"I wear no speedo before it's time"

*KidD sips a 1000 yrs old whisky he found from ACs storage*

Whoa ! I dunno Ty can be such "Johny Bravo styled", he even got his hairdo like Johny Bravo

Forces head around to face CM and spits a straem of (better left untyped) into his face. Leans in, bites off Fas's nose, and spits it into the toilet, flushing it away.

CM is blinded by blood and *eeewww* as BS begins toforce shine down his throat

*realizing Fas isnt helping I hit random buttons on the machine to put it into reverse*
*SUCCESS-I got my intellegence back!*

*takes out spear of woodlands-uses charge to summon Shambling Mound*
These things have no real thought, they just obey the caster, so all he knows how to do is maul BS.

BS I just have one question.
What were you doing drinking out of the toliet bowl?