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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:07 am

Limey, do you think America is ready for the likes of Tony Blair and the Queen

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They probably deserve it anyway

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Maybe someone good will come along to save Britain, while Blair has his hands full for... oh, the next decade

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Someone should probably set up a good exercise regimen for Texas while they're at it

What do you mean that the post is fake?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:39 am

*stretches* My internet works again. Your all doomed! I mean, I'm back and stuff.

I've gotten used to the isolation and such though, kind of liked it. I actually got stuff done for once!

I've also learned quoting Zepplin whilst drunk can lead to a headache and being slapped. *nods* Apparently my old friend Misty was the only girl that didn't get offended by the line "Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man." Girl slapped me, her mother giggled and winked though. Interesting...hmm, maybe went after too young of a generation with that song?

Anyways, I didn't get into details of my 4th of July weekend. Well, this won't make much sense, but my big toe has healed from its run-in with the Cooler of Doom. It's not broken anymore, I think.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:07 am

I had this St. Sebastian's ale type deal last night at the family gathering I went to with my brother to see my father. From Belgium I guess, sort of a wine/beer mix. It was alright, definately tasted like wine.

Also, my reputation as a horrid pervert and freak got out last night with the discussions my brother, father and I had. I was given a stern lecture that I can't go over my father's new roommates eldest daughter. *sighs* She's cute.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:13 am

One more lesson for you...

My brother just woke up, showered and spit out "<expletive deleted>! I got rug burn from those pine needles with what's her name last night. Dad was right about knee-pads."

So, from my younger brother, use protection when "roughing it". Knee and elbow pads too.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:56 am

I'd go for the full body kit type thing your Amercan footballers like to wear (sissies)

. And if you've got beer goggles you'll probably be glad you had that helmet between you and your partner when you roll over and see her in the morning.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:19 am

Ha, the images that provokes would make for a great cartoon.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:55 am

Lesson of the Day:

Don't be afraid to stick up for what you believe in. Whats the use of living if you're afraid to live it as you feel you should?

I've been toying with the idea of doing something I feel to be very important, but which might take up an incredible amount of time and effort on my part. I thought it over and decided, why not? I've nothing but time for the moment and might as well do something worth while with it. I'll be going after mental health care professionals I've dealt with once I attain the proper research needed in order to do so. Some people simply shouldn't have a license to practice medicine.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:53 am

Yep yep, another random one...

Lesson of the Day:

When dealing with your friends little cheerleader sister and her friend, remember they can't handle liqour. Even if they say they can, and want to.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:01 am

Was that lesson learned the hard way with a one way trip to toilet town

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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:08 am

Nope, she was carried out of my front door by my friend and her little sister.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:56 pm

ahh the cozy home of perversions and depravity.. *sigh*

i feel like happiness will be prevented from me forever although i'm just bickering as it is... my life ain't that bad but it is atm.. if that makes any sense..

question of the day: what is it with women

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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:58 pm

Women, they suck. *nods*

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:39 pm

Women are a complicated and confusing breed.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:44 pm

My roommate Josh and I are trying to get shirts that say "If it fits, put it in." made. Rachel hates that phrase.

Women just...are a terrible headache.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:02 pm

Oo ship a shirt over here

. Better yet it should come free with the book.

Women are... draining.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:10 pm

I need to do some work on that book... nothing's gotten done lately.

Has my college become a place for us to make pithy comments about women now?

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:12 pm

yes

But you started it. I don't think there's been anything sexist yet... same could be said about men from their point of view

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:14 pm

Meh...I just want my jello shots to finish chilling so I can eat them. Rachel wants to set me up with a woman and I shook my drink at her and told her to go away.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:18 pm

I have a right at the moment to be annoyed at women

Oh the hypocrisy.

I boozed myself out last night. Well I say that, had to end my personal drinking session early since I started getting hangover pains

. Very annoying when dehydrating kicks before you've stopped drinking.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:19 pm

That is annoying yeah. It's why I make strong drinks. I drink one drink and I'm good for 2 hours or so. I can drink iced tea or water inbetween. Keeps me hydrated.

Why do you have a right to be annoyed with women now?