Top Ten Game

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:49 am

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]7. reveal all the disturbing PMs Dammy has sent to people[/QUOTE]

That's also number two on "ways to become a murder victim".

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:57 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]That's also number two on "ways to become a murder victim".

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If it's number two, we still have a chance!

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:33 am

[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]3. post it note[/QUOTE]
Now that I'm too late to point it out, someone watches Sex and the City.

[QUOTE=shana]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/QUOTE]
And I was gonna say someone else clearly watches it, too. And it's Berger.

That's my favorite episode, right after she finds the post-it and they all go out.

6.) Tell Damnu you can't be with him until after the "operation" and find yourself a little more of a lady.

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:43 am

5.Mail Dammy to Abu-Dhabi

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:57 am

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]5.Mail Dammy to Abu-Dhabi[/QUOTE]
LOL

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:12 am

Wow...the potential of this.... :laugh:

4. Keep calling him Dammy.
3. Tell him the truth...that you don't actually love him after all. :laugh:

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:13 pm

2. Send the latest virus to Dam dam's computer

shana · Post by **shana** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:28 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182] And it's Berger.

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Oops, I must have been hungry when I typed that!!

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:42 pm

[QUOTE=shana]Oops, I must have been hungry when I typed that!![/QUOTE]

I think you did it on purpose!

Masa · Post by **Masa** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:30 am

1. Summon Xandax.

Ten reasons why men are happier than women.
1. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:05 am

Who lied and said we were happier than women?

9.) It (usually) doesn't take a lot of work to achieve orgasm.
8.) We can pee standing up (though why we need to be happy about that I don't know).

shana · Post by **shana** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:47 pm

7. Their favorite toy is permanently attached.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:52 pm

[QUOTE=shana]7. Their favorite toy is permanently attached.

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I wouldn't say permanently, if they cheat on their partner they may find that their "favourite toy" is removed in their sleep.

There was a news article about a case like that a while back. :speech:

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:16 pm

[QUOTE=shana]7. Their favorite toy is permanently attached.

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It's not their favorite toy, it's tied with some...thing else

shana · Post by **shana** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:19 pm

The first time I read this I thought you were trying to say you had tied your "area" with string!! :speech: :laugh:

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:22 pm

[QUOTE=shana]The first time I read this I thought you were trying to say you had tied your "area" with string!! :speech: :laugh:[/QUOTE]

That would be no fun

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:25 pm

6.) Men don't have to spend hours trying to make themselves look good just to walk to the mail box. At least, we didn't used to...

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:31 pm

5. We can have a big belly and still feel sexy as hell

4. Guys don't get PMs (well maybe from dam dam)

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:23 pm

Truly a reason to be happy, Iren.

3.) We don't have to wear the most awful invention created: women's shoes.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:28 pm

2. We don't have to wear bras (but that doesn't mean we can't if we want to

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