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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:49 am
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=Gunofgod]7. reveal all the disturbing PMs Dammy has sent to people[/QUOTE]
That's also number two on "ways to become a murder victim".
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:57 am
by Gunofgod
[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]That's also number two on "ways to become a murder victim".
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If it's number two, we still have a chance!
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:33 am
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]3. post it note[/QUOTE]
Now that I'm too late to point it out, someone watches Sex and the City.
[QUOTE=shana]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/QUOTE]
And I was gonna say someone else clearly watches it, too. And it's Berger.
That's my favorite episode, right after she finds the post-it and they all go out.
6.) Tell Damnu you can't be with him until
after the "operation" and find yourself a little more of a lady.
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:43 am
by Gunofgod
5.Mail Dammy to Abu-Dhabi
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:57 am
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Gunofgod]5.Mail Dammy to Abu-Dhabi[/QUOTE]
LOL
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:12 am
by Ravager
Wow...the potential of this.... :laugh:
4. Keep calling him Dammy.
3. Tell him the truth...that you don't actually love him after all. :laugh:
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:13 pm
by JonIrenicus
2. Send the latest virus to Dam dam's computer
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:28 pm
by shana
[QUOTE=Chimaera182] And it's Berger.
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Oops, I must have been hungry when I typed that!!
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:42 pm
by JonIrenicus
[QUOTE=shana]Oops, I must have been hungry when I typed that!![/QUOTE]
I think you did it on purpose!
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:30 am
by Masa
1. Summon Xandax.
Ten reasons why men are happier than women.
1. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:05 am
by Chimaera182
Who lied and said we were happier than women?
9.) It (usually) doesn't take a lot of work to achieve orgasm.
8.) We can pee standing up (though why we need to be happy about that I don't know).
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:47 pm
by shana
7. Their favorite toy is permanently attached.
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:52 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=shana]7. Their favorite toy is permanently attached.
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I wouldn't say permanently, if they cheat on their partner they may find that their "favourite toy" is removed in their sleep.
There was a news article about a case like that a while back. :speech:
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:16 pm
by JonIrenicus
[QUOTE=shana]7. Their favorite toy is permanently attached.
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It's not their favorite toy, it's tied with some...thing else
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:19 pm
by shana
The first time I read this I thought you were trying to say you had tied your "area" with string!! :speech: :laugh:
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:22 pm
by JonIrenicus
[QUOTE=shana]The first time I read this I thought you were trying to say you had tied your "area" with string!! :speech: :laugh:[/QUOTE]
That would be no fun
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:25 pm
by Chimaera182
6.) Men don't have to spend hours trying to make themselves look good just to walk to the mail box. At least, we didn't used to...
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:31 pm
by JonIrenicus
5. We can have a big belly and still feel sexy as hell
4. Guys don't get PMs (well maybe from dam dam)
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:23 pm
by Chimaera182
Truly a reason to be happy, Iren.
3.) We don't have to wear the most awful invention created: women's shoes.
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:28 pm
by Damuna_Nova
2. We don't have to wear bras (but that doesn't mean we can't if we want to
)