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Luis Antonio
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by Luis Antonio » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:30 am
[QUOTE=Ravager]I have a problem too. I want to confess...my part in the penguin scheme to take over the world. They were going to block out the Sun!
And then I said it'd been done, so they were going to attract a meteor, but I preferred not to be involved in that...
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YOU TOO???
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Ravager
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by Ravager » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:33 am
Yeah, the Penguin Mafia has roots everywhere...
What nefarious plot were you involved in?
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by Phreddie » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:35 am
Penguin Mafia? Chief INvestigators in it? i feel ashamed to say it, but hey i may be getting my first high profile client.... WOOHOO!
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dj_venom
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by dj_venom » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:37 am
Walks in just as Rav mentions the Penguin Mafia...
THE GUY WAS DEAD WHEN I FOUND HIM!
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Luis Antonio
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by Luis Antonio » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:39 am
[QUOTE=Phreddie]Penguin Mafia? Chief INvestigators in it? i feel ashamed to say it, but hey i may be getting my first high profile client.... WOOHOO![/QUOTE]
*Eyes roll so deep that they pop out of the head, and go down the floor, and the dog comes and eat them, and my body is consumed to flames*
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by Demortis » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:41 am
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]*Eyes roll so deep that they pop out of the head, and go down the floor, and the dog comes and eat them, and my body is consumed to flames*[/QUOTE]
*draws my knife and a bag of marshmellows and begins to roast them over Luis' flaming body* Ummm, good
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Luis Antonio
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by Luis Antonio » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:43 am
[QUOTE=Demortis]*draws my knife and a bag of marshmellows and begins to roast them over Luis' flaming body* Ummm, good
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Hm... marshmel - o - ws. Gimme one before I die
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by Demortis » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:45 am
*tosses a marshmellow at Luis'* There ya go
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by dj_venom » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:45 am
*Sneaks up holding two round bombs that are currently lit and hands them to Luis*
"Uh, Luis, I found your eyes"
And pass some of that this way too
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by Luis Antonio » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:47 am
You find a guy who is burning and hands him bombs, DJ? Damn, you could at least set the bombs of to spare him from the suffering.
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by dj_venom » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:48 am
Hey, I've done stupider things...
One time I found a guy who was burning and I tried to give him bombs as replacement eyes...
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by Demortis » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:49 am
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Hey, I've done stupider things...
One time I found a guy who was burning and I tried to give him bombs as replacement eyes...
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I would have just made smores
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by Luis Antonio » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:50 am
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Hey, I've done stupider things...
One time I found a guy who was burning and I tried to give him bombs as replacement eyes...
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You are disgusting /Daffy Duck
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by Ravager » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:50 am
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]You find a guy who is burning and hands him bombs, DJ? Damn, you could at least set the bombs of to spare him from the suffering.[/QUOTE]
Well, he wouldn't want to blow himself up at the same time...that would be dumb.
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by Luis Antonio » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:51 am
[QUOTE=Ravager]Well, he wouldn't want to blow himself up at the same time...that would be dumb.
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What if he is made of an alien alloy that makes him invulnerable to his own dumb backfiring?
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dj_venom
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by dj_venom » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:51 am
Yeah, what do you think I am? Some kind of idiot.
And as for the Daffy Duck, he's famous for being stupid... just like George Bush
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by Ravager » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:01 am
*paints a black hole on a rock surface*
*A train comes through running over DJV*
Nice ACME!
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by Demortis » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:01 am
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Yeah, I'm some kind of idiot.[/QUOTE]
Couldnt have said it better
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by dj_venom » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:04 am
[QUOTE=Demortis]All worship the great DJV[/QUOTE]
Well that's not really necessary, but hey, you can if you want.
And Rav, howcome it works for you. I've tried that so many times, it always breaks.
But what can you expect when you don't actually follow the instructions... it's not my fault they wrote them upside down.
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by Ravager » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:09 am
[QUOTE=dj_venom]And Rav, howcome it works for you. I've tried that so many times, it always breaks.
But what can you expect when you don't actually follow the instructions... it's not my fault they wrote them upside down.
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Gift of the gods, my friend!