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[QUOTE=Ravager]I have a problem too. I want to confess...my part in the penguin scheme to take over the world. They were going to block out the Sun!
And then I said it'd been done, so they were going to attract a meteor, but I preferred not to be involved in that... [/QUOTE]

YOU TOO???

Yeah, the Penguin Mafia has roots everywhere...

What nefarious plot were you involved in?

Penguin Mafia? Chief INvestigators in it? i feel ashamed to say it, but hey i may be getting my first high profile client.... WOOHOO!

Walks in just as Rav mentions the Penguin Mafia...

THE GUY WAS DEAD WHEN I FOUND HIM!

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Penguin Mafia? Chief INvestigators in it? i feel ashamed to say it, but hey i may be getting my first high profile client.... WOOHOO![/QUOTE]

*Eyes roll so deep that they pop out of the head, and go down the floor, and the dog comes and eat them, and my body is consumed to flames*

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]*Eyes roll so deep that they pop out of the head, and go down the floor, and the dog comes and eat them, and my body is consumed to flames*[/QUOTE]

*draws my knife and a bag of marshmellows and begins to roast them over Luis' flaming body* Ummm, good

[QUOTE=Demortis]*draws my knife and a bag of marshmellows and begins to roast them over Luis' flaming body* Ummm, good [/QUOTE]

Hm... marshmel - o - ws. Gimme one before I die

*tosses a marshmellow at Luis'* There ya go

*Sneaks up holding two round bombs that are currently lit and hands them to Luis*

"Uh, Luis, I found your eyes"

And pass some of that this way too .

You find a guy who is burning and hands him bombs, DJ? Damn, you could at least set the bombs of to spare him from the suffering.

Hey, I've done stupider things...

One time I found a guy who was burning and I tried to give him bombs as replacement eyes... .

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Hey, I've done stupider things...

One time I found a guy who was burning and I tried to give him bombs as replacement eyes... .[/QUOTE]

I would have just made smores

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Hey, I've done stupider things...

One time I found a guy who was burning and I tried to give him bombs as replacement eyes... .[/QUOTE]

You are disgusting /Daffy Duck

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]You find a guy who is burning and hands him bombs, DJ? Damn, you could at least set the bombs of to spare him from the suffering.[/QUOTE]

Well, he wouldn't want to blow himself up at the same time...that would be dumb.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Well, he wouldn't want to blow himself up at the same time...that would be dumb. [/QUOTE]

What if he is made of an alien alloy that makes him invulnerable to his own dumb backfiring?

Yeah, what do you think I am? Some kind of idiot.

And as for the Daffy Duck, he's famous for being stupid... just like George Bush .

*paints a black hole on a rock surface*

*A train comes through running over DJV*

Nice ACME!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Yeah, I'm some kind of idiot.[/QUOTE]

Couldnt have said it better

[QUOTE=Demortis]All worship the great DJV[/QUOTE]

Well that's not really necessary, but hey, you can if you want.

And Rav, howcome it works for you. I've tried that so many times, it always breaks.

But what can you expect when you don't actually follow the instructions... it's not my fault they wrote them upside down.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]And Rav, howcome it works for you. I've tried that so many times, it always breaks.

But what can you expect when you don't actually follow the instructions... it's not my fault they wrote them upside down. [/QUOTE]

Gift of the gods, my friend!