AC's Bar, Grrrrril and Big Brother Spamfest

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:08 pm

Thanks, BS.

Viv - We gotta talk girl-to-girl sometime. I don't wanna give out all of my personal information with... him ...here **nods to Weasel**

Weasel - Don't try that with me! I *invented* that look!

CM · Post by CM » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:10 pm

*coming too...Fas sees BS talking to viv. Sneaks up from behind, grabs arm and breaks it, then shoves a board where the son dont shine and place plain water in BS's mouth. Then picks up BS and throughs BS out the window, while he lands in a pick of fresh manure*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:11 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Tyb: Awe Thank you But, I've already mentally fixed you up with wiwimu (I think I'm spelling her name right). ( Be wary, this is how Ode became Georgi's slave!)

Hmmm...I would like that. She seems real nice. I wish she would post a little more and hang around here a little more, though.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:12 pm

Originally posted by CM
*coming too...Fas sees BS talking to viv. Sneaks up from behind, grabs arm and breaks it, then shoves a board where the son dont shine and place plain water in BS's mouth. Then picks up BS and throughs BS out the window, while he lands in a pick of fresh manure*

*jumps out after BS*-Note-I didnt jump into manure-
*Hits BS with AC's axe also "where the sun dont shine"*
*Tyb runs away from BS before he comes to*

CM · Post by CM » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:15 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus

*jumps out after BS*-Note-I didnt jump into manure-
*Hits BS with AC's axe also "where the sun dont shine"*
*Tyb runs away from BS before he comes to*

Seeing Tybs attack, Fas takes a bucket of Shine and dumps it on BS and then lights him up

Then throughs in some C4 he carries around with him

Revenge is best when it is big and explosive

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:16 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

Viv - We gotta talk girl-to-girl sometime. I don't wanna give out all of my personal information with... him ...here **nods to Weasel**

*Grabs notepad and starts wrting.*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:17 pm

*Unknown to CM, BS has spent the entire night laying traps, one of which Fas trips, causeing his anti DF armor to morph into a ballarina tu-tu. The shocked CM screams in outrage, staggers, and trips another trap, dousing him in corisive acid that peels the skin from his bones, leaving a balerina skelaton where the mighty anti DF once stood.*

*BS walks back into the bar, takes a hammer, and smacks CM in the chest, causing his bones to scatter. Makes a splint for his arm out of one of CM's thigh bones, uncorks a jug, and reclaims his seat*

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:17 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Kid - I have a feeling I shouldn't trust you...

KidD's Brain : Don't tell AC you just raid the bar, Don't tell AC you just raid the bar, Don't tell AC you just raid the bar
KidD : Ummm Nothing much AC, I just raid the bar.........DOOHHH !
*Then gives AC an innocent look*

Originally posted by Vivien
I like older, balding men.

Umm sounds like fable to me

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:17 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

*Grabs notepad and starts wrting.*

**Looks at Viv plainly**

And that's why.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:19 pm

Originally posted by KidD01

KidD's Brain : Don't tell AC you just raid the bar, Don't tell AC you just raid the bar, Don't tell AC you just raid the bar
KidD : Ummm Nothing much AC, I just raid the bar.........DOOHHH !
*Then gives AC an innocent look*

You think you're the first?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:19 pm

Originally posted by CM

Seeing Tybs attack, Fas takes a bucket of Shine and dumps it on BS and then lights him up Then throughs in some C4 he carries around with him

Revenge is best when it is big and explosive

Sees BS in pain-Time to add insult to injury:
*takes weasel's kareoke machine*
(Living in a box)

"Woke up this morning

Closed in on all sides

Nothing doing

I feel resistance

As I open my eyes

Someone's fooling

I've found a way to break

Through this cellophane line

Cause I know what's going on

In my own mind

Am I living in a box

Am I living in a cardboard box

Am I living in a box

Am I living in a cardboard box

Am I living in a box

Life goes in circles

Around and around circulation

I sometimes wonder

What's moving underground

I'm escaping

I've found a way ...

I've found a way ...

Am I living in a cardboard box

Am I living in a box (living)

Am I living in a cardboard box

Am I living in a box (living)

Am I living in a cardboard box

Am I living in a box (living)

Am I living in a cardboard box

Am I living am I living am I living

Am I living am I living am I living

(In a box)

Am I living am I living

Am I living in cardboard box

Am I living in a box

Am I living am I living

Am I living in a cardboard box

Am I living in a box"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:20 pm

****s the hammer back on his pistol, takes aim and fires, resulting in Ty having the ability to permanently hit those irritating high notes in songs, and confirming that, for the good of the human race, the kid will never reproduce*

CM · Post by CM » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:21 pm

*tyb casts resurrection bring Fas back to life*
*grabbing the discarded hammer, fas attacks BS's drink, smashing the shine and then proceeds to give him an atomic wegdie

After that, grabs the hammer again and whacks Bs's on his butt breaking his tail bone, which also launchs him into the traps he himself set out and lands back in the fire and manure. Fas adds more C4 and pieces of BS are seen all over the bar*

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:21 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
You think you're the first?

Ummm....no but I guess you could forgive me with these BonBons ?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:22 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
****s the hammer back on his pistol, takes aim and fires, resulting in Ty having the ability to permanently hit those irritating high notes in songs, and confirming that, for the good of the human race, the kid will never reproduce*

Amen to that!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:23 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
****s the hammer back on his pistol, takes aim and fires, resulting in Ty having the ability to permanently hit those irritating high notes in songs, and confirming that, for the good of the human race, the kid will never reproduce*

*looks at lyrics of "One night in Bangkok*
*finds the right lyrics.....*
"I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine!"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:24 pm

Wonders how Fas expects Ty to cast anything without the ability of speech.

as there was no ressurection spell, BS makes a nice candle holder out of CM's skull

CM · Post by CM » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:25 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Wonders how Fas expects Ty to cast anything without the ability of speech. as there was no ressurection spell, BS makes a nice candle holder out of CM's skull

I never said chant.
I said cast.
You there is a wand for these things

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:25 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Wonders how Fas expects Ty to cast anything without the ability of speech. as there was no ressurection spell, BS makes a nice candle holder out of CM's skull

I can speak, its just in a really high tone, right now, buddy.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:27 pm

"I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine!"

maybe you should have that long talk about the birds and the bees sometime soon Ty