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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:13 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=Fiona]Er....it went with the moderator post. I noticed that part of the job description was completely deleted when you resigned through pressure of work, too
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Well, then now it is simply a hobby
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:14 pm
by ch85us2001
I am in charge of all sword related female corrections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:15 pm
by Fiona
Power vacuum
Always the same :laugh:
*sows dragon's teeth*
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:18 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]I am in charge of all sword related female corrections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Sure. Whenever a female SYMian needs to punish someone with a sword, you will fill in for the punished
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:25 pm
by Ravager
Sounds good to me. Or he could provide the sword to the female needing to do the correcting.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:26 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=Ravager]Sounds good to me. Or he could provide the sword to the female needing to do the correcting.
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Nah, that is not as fun. He is the pincushion from now on, as per his request.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:27 pm
by ch85us2001
I found another anagram for CSL. Theres this log that you put into fireplaces that they advertise. Its just right. :mischief:
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:29 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Aegis]Nah, that is not as fun. He is the pincushion from now on, as per his request.[/QUOTE]
Well, he can always fulfill both roles. But we still nee someone to make sure the sword is sharp.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:39 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Aegis]Nah, that is not as fun. He is the pincushion from now on, as per his request.[/QUOTE]
"The ChuWaa Pincushion...makes the perfect gift!"
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:40 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ravager]Well, he can always fulfill both roles. But we still nee someone to make sure the sword is sharp.
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Are you really sure you want to be worrying at the sharpness of his sword Rav? :speech:
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:43 pm
by Ravager
It hurts more when it's sharp right?
Well, someone's going to using his sword against him....
Who wants that job?
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:44 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Fiona]*flicks through index* No Aegis, that's not your job. I think it's DW's; maybe Scayde or Athena. No mention of you.*searches some more* No. Definitely not.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Aegis]You are looking through the wrong roledex. DW and Scayde cover mens punishment. The women are my jurisdiction[/QUOTE]
I think Aegis is confused again. He forgets that women don't actually receive punishment at SYM
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:46 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ravager]It hurts more when it's sharp right?
Well, someone's going to using his sword against him....[/QUOTE]
Wasn't there a song by John Cougar Melloncamp? Something about "Make it hurt so good."
I had no idea he was quite that dextrous...... :speech:
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:01 pm
by Ravager
Heh, here's a novel idea for you DW. Think of the sword as a literal object rather than a metaphor. Not as interesting or amusing, I know, but it irons out misunderstandings I find.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:14 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=dragon wench]I think Aegis is confused again. He forgets that women don't actually receive punishment at SYM
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I did not say my job was all the busy
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:15 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ravager]Heh, here's a novel idea for you DW. Think of the sword as a literal object rather than a metaphor. Not as interesting or amusing, I know, but it irons out misunderstandings I find.
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Sometimes that which is novel is new and exciting, but I've found that life is
*far* more enjoyable when viewed through a twisted lens
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:16 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Aegis]I did not say my job was all the busy
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Maybe not, but it still doesn't negate the reality that you're confused....
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:19 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Sometimes that which is novel is new and exciting, but I've found that life is
*far* more enjoyable when viewed through a twisted lens
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*nods* So I had gathered.
Just spare a thought for those who can't think of things to say that just can't be twisted.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:22 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Maybe not, but it still doesn't negate the reality that you're confused....
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Reality is like a big, fire breathing dragon...
Luckily, I do no believe in dragons...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:10 pm
by Ravager
You don't believe in dragon wench? *GASP*