Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:44 pm

Whatever. This "wife" thing - there are no official papers, right? Because I swear, if the IRS comes around here and wants to know why I'm misfiling...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:53 pm

Hell if I know. But that doesn;t mean there aren't any. I mean, I didn't actually sign my birth certificate or an application for a Social Security number, but I'm tagged with both anyway.

Just pray we didn;t go to Vegas and have Elvis witness it

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:55 pm

Im sure I would have already found that kinda info for AC

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:06 pm

Demortis wrote:Im sure I would have already found that kinda info for AC

You haven't even documented your earlier claims beyond "Oh, we'd best not talk about it."

exactly how is this supposed to generate confidence in this present offer to dig up info?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:07 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:You haven't even documented your earlier claims beyond "Oh, we'd best not talk about it."

exactly how is this supposed to generate confidence in this present offer to dig up info?

Because I live here in Vegas...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:13 pm

Oh, well in that case, do you know Elvis personally?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:19 pm

Which one? We even have Asian Elvis's... But if there were papers, I would have found them

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:35 pm

Demortis wrote:Which one? We even have Asian Elvis's... But if there were papers, I would have found them

If you do come across any alleged documents, would you mind taking them to a fireplace?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:36 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:If you do come across any alleged documents, would you mind taking them to a fireplace?

Actually, I think Ill just file them away for use later.

:laugh:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:41 pm

I'm starting to think I may be less loved than I had originally thought.

Or she's just really not taking chances with the IRS thing

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:43 pm

Demortis wrote:Actually, I think Ill just file them away for use later. :laugh:

Oh, darlin'. Trust me. After years of mistypes and stupid things said on these boards, an itty bitty thing like that is nothing in terms of viable blackmail. :laugh:

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:44 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I'm starting to think I may be less loved than I had originally thought.

Or she's just really not taking chances with the IRS thing

I always thought it was that "Love to Hate" relationship you had. But the IRS is a real problem!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:46 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Oh, darlin'. Trust me. After years of mistypes and stupid things said on these boards, an itty bitty thing like that is nothing in terms of viable blackmail. :laugh:

Didnt say I would use it as "Blackmail". There are other ways to use said info to get what I want

:mischief:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:48 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Oh, darlin'. Trust me. After years of mistypes and stupid things said on these boards, an itty bitty thing like that is nothing in terms of viable blackmail. :laugh:

I'd listen to the Burrito on this one if I were you.

Dem: just ask Capone about how big a problem the IRS can be.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:52 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I'd listen to the Burrito on this one if I were you.

Dem: just ask Capone about how big a problem the IRS can be.

Well, if you have a Raise Dead spell, then that would be capital! Oh, and sorry for the double post! I feel so ashamed!!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:58 am

Bloodstalker wrote:I'm starting to think I may be less loved than I had originally thought.

Or she's just really not taking chances with the IRS thing

It's ok. Weasel loves you dearly.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:46 pm

The Z wrote:It's ok. Weasel loves you dearly.

And here I thought the head of COMM reserved that emotion for more... sheepish...matters?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:00 pm

Weasels dead. It's a tragic *not so tragic* tale involving the carving of the turkey last Christmas at the family celebration. It was a horrible *not so horrible* thing to behold.

AC was inconsolable for all of 5 seconds. She really liked that tableclothe, and blood stains are such a pain to get rid of. I suggested we could just dye it red, and she recovered immediately.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:20 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Weasels dead. It's a tragic *not so tragic* tale involving the carving of the turkey last Christmas at the family celebration. It was a horrible *not so horrible* thing to behold.

AC was inconsolable for all of 5 seconds. She really liked that tableclothe, and blood stains are such a pain to get rid of. I suggested we could just dye it red, and she recovered immediately.

We were going to have to put daddy through the oven's self cleaning mode as a form of quick cremation. Thankfully we found a gracious taxidermist who was more than happy to stuff him. We had him up on the mantle before New Years, right next to his favorite sheep. He would've wanted it that way.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:44 pm

I kinda like it that way myself....except he always looks to be staring at me now.