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Whatever. This "wife" thing - there are no official papers, right? Because I swear, if the IRS comes around here and wants to know why I'm misfiling... :mad:
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Hell if I know. But that doesn;t mean there aren't any. I mean, I didn't actually sign my birth certificate or an application for a Social Security number, but I'm tagged with both anyway.

Just pray we didn;t go to Vegas and have Elvis witness it :eek:
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Im sure I would have already found that kinda info for AC :D :cool:
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Demortis wrote:Im sure I would have already found that kinda info for AC :D :cool:
You haven't even documented your earlier claims beyond "Oh, we'd best not talk about it." :p

exactly how is this supposed to generate confidence in this present offer to dig up info? :D
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Bloodstalker wrote:You haven't even documented your earlier claims beyond "Oh, we'd best not talk about it." :p

exactly how is this supposed to generate confidence in this present offer to dig up info? :D
Because I live here in Vegas...
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Oh, well in that case, do you know Elvis personally? :D
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Which one? We even have Asian Elvis's... But if there were papers, I would have found them :D
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Demortis wrote:Which one? We even have Asian Elvis's... But if there were papers, I would have found them :D
If you do come across any alleged documents, would you mind taking them to a fireplace? :D
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Aqua-chan wrote:If you do come across any alleged documents, would you mind taking them to a fireplace? :D
Actually, I think Ill just file them away for use later. :D :laugh:
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I'm starting to think I may be less loved than I had originally thought. :eek:

Or she's just really not taking chances with the IRS thing :rolleyes:
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Demortis wrote:Actually, I think Ill just file them away for use later. :D :laugh:
Oh, darlin'. Trust me. After years of mistypes and stupid things said on these boards, an itty bitty thing like that is nothing in terms of viable blackmail. :laugh: :p
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Bloodstalker wrote:I'm starting to think I may be less loved than I had originally thought. :eek:

Or she's just really not taking chances with the IRS thing :rolleyes:
I always thought it was that "Love to Hate" relationship you had. But the IRS is a real problem!
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Aqua-chan wrote:Oh, darlin'. Trust me. After years of mistypes and stupid things said on these boards, an itty bitty thing like that is nothing in terms of viable blackmail. :laugh: :p
Didnt say I would use it as "Blackmail". There are other ways to use said info to get what I want :D :D :mischief:
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Aqua-chan wrote:Oh, darlin'. Trust me. After years of mistypes and stupid things said on these boards, an itty bitty thing like that is nothing in terms of viable blackmail. :laugh: :p
I'd listen to the Burrito on this one if I were you. :p

Dem: just ask Capone about how big a problem the IRS can be. :eek:
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Bloodstalker wrote:I'd listen to the Burrito on this one if I were you. :p

Dem: just ask Capone about how big a problem the IRS can be. :eek:
Well, if you have a Raise Dead spell, then that would be capital! Oh, and sorry for the double post! I feel so ashamed!!
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Bloodstalker wrote:I'm starting to think I may be less loved than I had originally thought. :eek:

Or she's just really not taking chances with the IRS thing :rolleyes:
It's ok. Weasel loves you dearly. :p
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The Z wrote:It's ok. Weasel loves you dearly. :p
And here I thought the head of COMM reserved that emotion for more... sheepish...matters? :rolleyes:
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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Weasels dead. It's a tragic *not so tragic* tale involving the carving of the turkey last Christmas at the family celebration. It was a horrible *not so horrible* thing to behold.

AC was inconsolable for all of 5 seconds. She really liked that tableclothe, and blood stains are such a pain to get rid of. I suggested we could just dye it red, and she recovered immediately.
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Bloodstalker wrote:Weasels dead. It's a tragic *not so tragic* tale involving the carving of the turkey last Christmas at the family celebration. It was a horrible *not so horrible* thing to behold.

AC was inconsolable for all of 5 seconds. She really liked that tableclothe, and blood stains are such a pain to get rid of. I suggested we could just dye it red, and she recovered immediately.
We were going to have to put daddy through the oven's self cleaning mode as a form of quick cremation. Thankfully we found a gracious taxidermist who was more than happy to stuff him. We had him up on the mantle before New Years, right next to his favorite sheep. He would've wanted it that way. ;)
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I kinda like it that way myself....except he always looks to be staring at me now. :eek:
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