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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:14 am
by Omar
Alright...I admit that it was me who farted.. :o

"PRRRRRRT!!!"

oops,hehe...sorry... :o
it's the curry I think... :cool:

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:15 am
by Aegis
Oh damn... Oh Damn! It's Omar! He's back! Slowly move out the door, while I distract him.... :D

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:20 am
by Omar
:D

What are you saying Aegis?! Am I not allowed into the Men's Room? It's you kid who has got to go, only 18+ may enter, see the sign?! There's nudity around here, for God's sake...!
:eek:

LEAVE !!!

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:29 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Omar
:D

What are you saying Aegis?! Am I not allowed into the Men's Room? It's you kid who has got to go, only 18+ may enter, see the sign?! There's nudity around here, for God's sake...!
:eek:

LEAVE !!!
Omar man i don't see any nudity.... well apart from you maybe :eek:

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:40 am
by Maharlika
Back to regular programming...

Image

Ooooopsss!!!

*sprays some decent deodorizing spray*

Aaaahhhh.... that's better! Image

Image



Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:52 am
by Omar
Originally posted by Mr Sleep


Omar man i don't see any nudity.... well apart from you maybe :eek:

:D
Then who's that gorgeous clothless girl sitting here on my lap?! Or is that just my imagination?!
:eek:
It could be the result of too much curry, I am hallucinating...

Sorry Maharlika, here goes nothing....PRRRRRT!! Aahhh... :eek:

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:58 am
by Maharlika
Nnnnggggg....
Originally posted by Omar

Sorry Maharlika, here goes nothing....PRRRRRT!! Aahhh... :eek:
What duh...?!!!!Image

THUD!!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:00 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Omar

Then who's that gorgeous clothless girl sitting here on my lap?! Or is that just my imagination?!

It could be the result of too much curry, I am hallucinating...
Your in the mens room and you presume that it is a girl :eek: ;)

It is probably the methane :D

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 12:56 pm
by GandalfgalTTV
Originally posted by Omar



:D
Then who's that gorgeous clothless girl sitting here on my laptop?! Or is that just my imagination?!
:eek:
No that's your screensaver. *Takes note; to much methane will produce hallucinations. No wonder farmers don't do drugs. :D *

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 3:58 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Re: Sssshhhh!!!
Originally posted by Maharlika


*pokes Aegis and whispers* Don't you want some REAL LIVE entertainment in this place? Image :D

Maharlika strips down.

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 4:53 pm
by Ned Flanders
Thorin,

give Maharlika his pants back. :D

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:18 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Thorin,

give Maharlika his pants back. :D
And neve take them off again! :eek:

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:46 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Aegis
And neve take them off again! :eek:
Says who?

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:48 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield


Says who?
Well, I promised I would reveal my sources, but I can gaurentee that person will not be losing any sleep in the meantime. :D

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2002 2:34 am
by Maharlika
I WANT MY PANTS BACK!
Originally posted by Aegis
Well, I promised I would reveal my sources, but I can gaurentee that person will not be losing any sleep in the meantime. :D
I wouldn't be able to sleep myself! Hey, Image give my pants back!

It's freezing in here....brrrrrr....!!!! Image


Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2002 11:39 am
by Ned Flanders
Oh come on now, Maharlika, it can't be that cold. Here, have a shot of Hot Damn 100!

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2002 1:03 pm
by VoodooDali
Re: Hey, watch it!
Originally posted by Maharlika



Image

Do YOU mind, VDoo?!!!

I understand the NEED for SPEED when relieving oneself... but please check out if someone is IN the stall before using it!


Oops, I thought you were a hat stand.

*gasp!* It's a good thing it wasn't the same stall that Aegis just used... *shudder!*Image


Yup, you'd have to count yourself lucky to survive an encounter with the *hair* of Aegis...

:D

Nevertheless... women are always welcome (?!) ... assuming you can put up with what you see in here ;) . Oh, BTW, don't forget the Groin Grabbers by the door for your protection. :rolleyes:


Groin Grabbers?....Hmm, I wondered what that was...thought it was the hat stand.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 7:05 am
by Maharlika
That was not a hat stand...

@VooD: What you thought was a hatstand wasn't a hatstand at all... it was my... errr... Image it JUST WASN'T a hatstand, OKAY?!!! And no, that wasn't one of the Groin Grabbers. GG's are designed to be an extension of the person using it so she can effectively use it on mere reflex once she is provoked.

Ask Georgi how it works. I gave her one for Xmas to keep unwanted men (please take note of the word unwanted, not men :D ) from making a bad pass at her. :rolleyes:

The *hair* of Aegis????!!!! Please spare me the thought! :eek:

@Ned: *gulps the concoction offerred* Image

Geez, Ned, thanks!!! I feel better already! :D *no wonder he feels so comfy running around sans anything below his waist*



Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:09 am
by Bloodstalker
Yet more proof.
Ask Georgi how it works. I gave her one for Xmas to keep unwanted men (please take note of the word unwanted, not men ) from making a bad pass at her


As it hasn't affected me making bad passes at her, I can only assume that my advances are not unwanted. ;) :D

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:20 am
by Ned Flanders
Bloodstalker,

As a member of the men's room, I'd recommend a shot of my shine to boost your confidence with Georgi. Maybe your taking an ill approach. She's an academic, so, try to keep the conversation revolved around something your mentally sound in. I guess that leaves booze, breasts, and BG2. :D . A potential back door would be to amaze her with the concepts of vpn via cisco routers, subnetting for companies with 40,000 employees, and how to construct access lists for remote routers right from your very own desktop.