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@Maharlika,

That art is S&!^, man. Ha Ha

Good morning all. It's 10am here but 5pm somewhere, perhaps the U.K. That means drinks are on them. Don't fret though, when your pubs close tonight it'll be prime drinking time here in the U.S. , I'll have an open tab for all to drink on.

I'm not awake yet. some days work sux. everything thing is broken right now and so many people are on my case I can't accomplish anything.

Beer Here.

Much Ado About Nothing coursework. I hate it!

$hit. I'm doing Taming of the ****ing Shrew.

LOL @Maharlika....what a way to spend your life.

wow...I reckon this must be the first Den o Vice for me to get affiliated with on SYM. but I mean...British, what else?
I reccomend you all stop by The Bear anytime you're in oxford....It's 860 years old this year, and the walls are lined with a collection of more than 5000 ties cut off exciting academics and alcoholics found loitering.

it's right in between Oriel College and Christchurch. You can't miss it. anyway...I'll have water cheers...

**slides Ned a cool one** You realize, you have no one to blame for today problems at work but yourself. I seem to recall you saying how you are bored at work, as everything runs smoothly . Looks like you done put a mojo on yourself

Maybe theres a little Weasel in all of us.

ha ha ha nice post....oh so very witty yes it is.

the thing that really sucks mcbane is that the problems we're having with our ISP lie out of the building so things internally are still running smoothy but when emails take 8 hours to reach a destination, business tends to suffer.

So...I'm hampering on our ISP and it's one big SNAFU.

thanks for the ****tail.

I want my tea???
Service??
Anybody alive??

@CM: So they missed High Tea?

And now it's dinner and still no service! Garcon!!! Garcon!!!!

So--I've now been waiting around for 2 hours!!!

Where's my food? Where's my fruit punch? Where oh where can everybody be???

Cries into beer...

I agree where's my dinner, the service in this place, well it's atrocious, I have good mind to.......

AN gets up and tries to make it to the bathroom, but sadly does not make it up comes his lunch, thinking to himself, oh well not a total loss, tasted better coming up then it did going down anyway.

Staggers back to his table, after making a half hearted attempt to clean up his vomit, now that his lunch is all gone, he's even more hungry then before, and wonders curiously when his dinner is coming.

Sees VoodDali crying into his beer, Decides to do the same and gulps another warm British beer down his throat.

see? now this place has some CLASS

You are NOT going in there again!

Originally posted by VoodooDali
After the beer, really has to piss. Goes to bathrooms, looking for the girl's room...One bathroom has a sign that says "The Mens Room". The other was a sign that says "Weasels". What to do, what to do, what to do...

Mama VooD, after doing your own French Aesthetic version in making the Men's Room a better place (for you ), I made the place 100% Vood resistant.

Re: You are NOT going in there again!

Originally posted by Maharlika
Mama VooD, after doing your own French Aesthetic version in making the Men's Room a better place (for you ), I made the place 100% Vood resistant.

Sigh...guess I'll have to enter the "Weasels" room.

Eek! Weasel...what the hell is THAT?

Sorry Mama made an error there...

Originally posted by VoodooDali


Sigh...guess I'll have to enter the "Weasels" room.

Eek! Weasel...what the hell is THAT?

...what I meant to say that whatever changes you make on the room will be reverted to its original form.

You could, however, sample some of the stuff and gadgets there... to release that masculine side of you.

the actions of Eerhardt

** after facing the cruel horrors of sober life, decides to head back and find comfort in the one thing that offers security: SLURRing **
Nippy, pour me a Guinness, I'm trying to cut back on the shine ever since I lost a few days worth of drinking by going into a coma.

the actions of Eerhardt

Hmm... service is a bit slow nowadays! I guess it's fate then...
** heads for the private shine room, only to find a huge animal broke through the back wall and emptied the entire supply. No sign of the creature anymore, though **
I think I'll try and find Ned to brew a new batch, then. See you all later.

Wow, Eerhardt's the only one at this tavern as well. BS, it appears we have a new compadre of a drunk. He thinks all the shine is gone, though. Too bad the rest of the SYM isn't that naive. It's ok Eerhardt, if you can't find shine or anyone to pour it here, you can always check out the men's room and there's bound to booze at the hot boxed cherokee as well as many other threads. If you find myself, voodoodali,mcB, BS,Nippy, and many others, you're bound to find someone drinking.

Nippy, get back to work

Where is the proprietor??

Does that mean its free?? Well then, "Drinks for all my friends".

I'm envisioning the scene from Barfly, where Mickey leans over the bar and starts drinking straight from the tapper!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Nippy, get back to work

Hmm? What? I was sleeping off the effects! Here you go Eerhardt, have a guiness!

the actions of Eerhardt

** Re-enters the tavern after meeting Ned and making sure there's plenty of shine left **
Thanks, Nippy, I really needed that drink!
** downs his pint of Guinness **