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Originally posted by Ned Flanders
So where's Bloodstalker, can't he read his own map. You can't imagine my embarrasment that's it's out I'm obsessing over Marge Simpson. There's something about that bun of blue hair.

Sometimes she lets it down When she does that, I wonder more than ever why she's with Homer...

I love Marge with her hair down. (did I really say that?)

Stop it you two!!!! I can barely contain myself.

@Neddy : I bet you do, especially after that doze of "Special Mixed" bottle of Whisky on Ysh B'Day party

BS wipes the sweat from his brow. For some reason, everything was getting warm, correct that, everything was downright hot. Still, his optimism was not diminished. Hot = sun and sun = bikini's. His pulse raced as he imagined his passion in a scorching 2 piece ensamble, and he eagerly made his way to the tunnels end.

Peering through the floor, he was dismayed. No sun, no bikini's, just a huge furnace in the corner with Hell labeled across the opening. the room was taken up with all manner of surveilance equipment, evidently all geared to constantly monitor SYM. Well, at least half of them anyway. The other half were all trained to spy on one Weasel, Bringer of Dispair and Breaker of the Boards, so the title at the top of the screen said. Then he saw it.

A mighty image, huge, horned and redskinned. Smoke engulfed the figure, swirling around it as he scanned every username for clues that would tip off another attempt of Baassie to re-enter the realms. a roar issued forth as the figure sensed an alien presence in his domain. Truly, this was the mighty Buck Satan himself. BS cringed as he wondered what the punishment would be for intruding. Then something caught his eye.......

In the darkened reaches of the room, a curtain slipped open. A small, frail figure of a man was furiously working dials and levers. His hair was snow white, no doubt from constant exposure to the shenanigans of SYM. he caughed as the smoked swept by him. His eyes were glazed as one who had been too long in charge of the assylum.

A voice boomed in the room...."Pay no heed to the little man in the booth"

But it was too late. The true Buck Satan had been discovered. The figure came forward and addressed BS, "Is there something that you wanted?"

BS felt his pulse quicken. if anyone would know the location of his desire, surely it would be Buck Satan himself.( OOC....I just noticed me and Buck have the same initials....makes typing his name a chore....oh well)

"Can you tell me were I can find khgityrhhrtr" asked BS, unaware that Buck had altered his keyboard to hide the identity of his love. " My map is a little jumbled"

Buck took the map, and smacked BS in the head with a pitchfork...."You do realize that you are using the map for the sewers from our BG walkthrough, right?"

BS was appalled. "Of course, it has never steered me wrong before!"

Buck mumbled something under his breath and gave BS a real map of the tunnels of SYM. He dismissed BS , complaining about that weasel sliding around in peoples computers, two drunks taking over every bar thread, A Mod who wears a toga and another who is pantsless, a male chauvenist stirring up the dark flames, and now, to top it all off, he has a crazy drunken man tunneling under SYM in cheap cologne and a zoot suit.

BS figured it was best to be off before he got in trouble, so after having to promise that he wouldn't break anything, he lowered himself into the tunnels.

Smiling broadly, he felt his luck had taken a turn for the better. A real map, a true map would now be his guide. Whistling softly, he began to make his way happily down the tunnels, blissfully unaware of the fact that his map, accurate as it was, was tuned upside down as he read it..........

OMG! Bloodstalker, you are a brave lurker... !! ROFLMAO

LMAO BS this is a true classic

BS you've got balls entering on the mighty Buck satan's domain, but oh my God he's got a real map, where will he end up? He's like some squirreling groundhog digging around in tunnels, I think I hear tremors now, no wait thats just gas, watch out everyone BS is on the loose.

Hee hee BS you crazy old hermit, I wonder if even you know where you will turn up next.

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
but oh my God he's got a real map

As if that would actually make a difference... come on, this is BS, after all

@BS You are a brave man

ooh, how exciting. is BS's last post in this thread actually going to be finding true love?

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
ooh, how exciting. is BS's last post in this thread actually going to be finding true love?

... come on, this is BS, after all...

oh yes, of course, how silly of me.

Three drunks taking over every bar thread, thank you.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Three drunks taking over every bar thread, thank you.

Hey Ode ! Let's have a talk about egotestical personality problems...

No worries,

Beldin

LMAO!!!
Now that was great!
Good job BS, keep'em coming.

Fools! I'll destroy them all! [Insert mad scientist-type laugh here]

Yeah, SOCK it to him, baby...

Originally posted by Minerva
Notice: Minerva is no longer in the area, due to the disturbing smell from a pair of socks. Anyone who's responsible of the socks should be prosecuted for the health and environmental hazards that caused.

...but those socks aint mine...
@KidD697000: Hey, I'm just trying to help there... but hey, it's your funeral! RE:the Magz... Kayless has got the amphibious edition, not the Valentines Day Shining Bunnies.

BS, the Mole Man...

... is one mean, and determined --- BS. Georgi, expect a visitor soon...

Re: Yeah, SOCK it to him, baby...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...but those socks aint mine...
@KidD697000: Hey, I'm just trying to help there... but hey, it's your funeral! RE:the Magz... Kayless has got the amphibious edition, not the Valentines Day Shining Bunnies.

@Mh : Look what have you done You have made Mein Goddess feel uncomfort with your Uber Socks Now you shall pay !!!!
And FYI I ain't got your feakin Bunny

@BS : A close encounter with All Mighty one, eh ? Too bad you haven't confirm any of Kayless confession for being the All Mighty son

**Ode to a Grasshopper walks down BS's tunnel system, checks a map scrawled on the back of his hand. Looking up, he checks his position, nods to himself in quiet satisfaction, and puts down the tin of red paint he is carrying. Picking up his paintbrush, he paints a large red X at a crucial intersection in BS's warren of tunnels. The occasional muttered "Two drunks...show him a thing or two...teach him a lesson...won't forget this in a hurry..." can be heard while he paints. The X finished, he picks up his paintbrush and tin of paint, and walks back out of the maze of tunnels, drinking from a hip-flask of shine.**