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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2002 12:31 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
@additionally to ode: plus don't forget the disco-frog is in the capybara corner so hell-orca is there too HIHHIHIHHII!!
@Locky: The Hell Orca is a whale. Whales have a habit of getting harpooned (sp?)

. He won't be much help to you if he's spread out over several scores of cat food-cans

....

No worries,
Beldin

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2002 1:02 am
by Locke Da'averan
you're gonna get it now beldy... plus my capybaras have created to the orca a harpoon-master 5000 goggles that protect him from harpoons...
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2002 1:58 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
you're gonna get it now beldy
..and YOU are going to DO me ? *shudders* - and here I was thinking that pantyless marines were BAD....
So I'm into deep crap now....I'm going to be "done" by a pervy little RODENT fancier.....
**shouts for the bar monkey of Rolling Thunder (
tm)**
DUSTY ! Help me !!!
**and help he does....**
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2002 3:24 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
your pot-heads and rastafas are so stoned all day long they don't know whats what. they are confused all day long while my undefeatable capybara army will snuggle everything to insanity MWAHAHAAA except the disco-frog naturally, immunity you see...
@additionally to ode: plus don't forget the disco-frog is in the capybara corner so hell-orca is there too HIHHIHIHHII!!
But my Rasta death squad won't care becasue they'll be high ("I was gonna appear in court..." etc.), and they'll get all your capybaras stoned too, putting them under
my control! Let's face it, by controlling the worlds pot-heads I also control 99% of the worlds acting and music industry too...Do you want me to send Courtney Love around to 'take care' of you?
Your hell orca won't be so flash when I've put him in my bong!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2002 8:19 am
by Kayless
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2002 11:00 pm
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Right! That does it! Come here Hell Orca, it's ice-bong time for
you!
*Puts the Hell Orca in his bong and invites half of Jamaica to a party*
Help! Get me...Out of...here, man...woah, the walls are melting again....
And let's not start the whole Yo mamma thing again.

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2002 11:22 pm
by Georgi
@Ode bad slave!

Stop picking on the hell orca!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2002 11:58 pm
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 12:01 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
He's happier now than when he was before, look at him! See the big grin on his face?
Even so, you'll be in trouble when he gets the munchies

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 12:15 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Georgi
Even so, you'll be in trouble when he gets the munchies
He's in there, I'm out here.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 12:19 am
by Georgi
That won't be enough to save you

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 12:41 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 4:18 am
by Kayless
How to tell a fake Hell Orca from the real one
The Real Hell Orca
"No offense junior, but my mama has a bigger bong than you."
Notice the normal sized royal blue font and quotation marks in his sentence. The words are also writen under the Hell Orca.
Fake Hell Orca
Help! Get me...Out of...here, man...woah, the walls are melting again....
Observe the distinct change in font color and size, as well as the lack of quotations. The words are also writen beside the Hell Orca instead of underneath him. The conclusion is obvious; This is a fraud. Accept no substitutes!
Henceforth the true Hell Orca will appear only in my posts. The same applies to other Kayless Industries characters such as the Disco Frog, Spam Dragon, Dorfmu, Funktor, Spam Peon, etc.
@Ode, For the heinous crime of impersonating the Hell Orca you are hereby sentenced to be ritually sacrificed to the Naked Mole Rats of the Abyss. And may God have mercy on your soul!
"At last! A new pair of testicles for me to devour!"
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 10:26 am
by frogus
ROFLMAOATGUADSFWNHR,C,HOAAOKIC!!!!! @Kayless
dare I ask where you originally got that Hell Orca?
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 4:36 pm
by Locke Da'averan
Originally posted by Kayless

"I've come for your souls!"
ROFLMAOCAN'TBREATHCHOKING....
@Ode you really think my capybaras AREN'T wearing masks to prevent THE MOST OBVIOUS attempt from your rastafa "army" they can't be persuaded they have been mentally trained for 5 years to only obey me and the disco-frog, should i fall (plan B)
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 6:28 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by frogus
ROFLMAOATGUADSFWNHR,C,HOAAOKIC!!!!! @Kayless
dare I ask where you originally got that Hell Orca?
Heh, it all started on the Shadow Mages topic... Long story short, I was encouraged to find a Hell Orca image (which after a little searching, located here). The page where I got the orca has loads of other animal images.
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
they have been mentally trained for 5 years to only obey me and the disco-frog, should i fall (plan B)
Indeed. The capybaras are highly disciplined professionals, all thanks to their advanced combat training at the Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco. 
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:10 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
ROFLMAOCAN'TBREATHCHOKING....
@Ode you really think my capybaras AREN'T wearing masks to prevent THE MOST OBVIOUS attempt from your rastafa "army" they can't be persuaded they have been mentally trained for 5 years to only obey me and the disco-frog, should i fall (plan B)
The change in the Hell Orcas font was due to the fact that he was rather more mellow than he has previously been. It was entirely due to the fact that he was stoned.
Then I'll feed them hash cookies.

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:44 am
by Kayless
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
The change in the Hell Orcas font was due to the fact that he was rather more mellow than he has previously been. It was entirely due to the fact that he was stoned.
Strange. I've never started talking with a British accent after smoking a doobie (Which is the equivalent of a font and color change). That must be some magic grass you've got there.

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:48 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Kayless
Strange. I've never started talking with a British accent after smoking a doobie (Which is the equivalent of a font and color change). That must be some magic grass you've got there.

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:52 am
by Kayless
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
