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You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!Originally posted by McBane
Weasel out of it???
Astafas and McBane to name two. Some friend you turned out to be...Originally posted by Tybaltus
*starts to look angry*
Besides. It is all Kam's fault.
Obviously you need training. Whenever a woman confronts you about something, whether it is "who set fire to that poster", or "who is that woman in bed with you", you never admit you did anything.Originally posted by Tybaltus
Eh? What F-word?
*starts to look innocent again*
The only reason I was burning that poster was because Kam made it look like Aerie. He disgraced the poster, and I was just doing what I thought was right. Im sorry
No, it's the name of a compilation by Mike Oldfield. Women!Originally posted by Vivien
Are Tubular Bells yet another pet name for your...'you know'?? Men!!
I hear people are throwing things at her posters?
Well, it's not as if they had hatched yet. I would agree with soft, but not cute. Say, how is your rabbit doing?Originally posted by Vivien
You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
Hey, that's right it was all Mah's fault, he was offering these baby ducks for people to eat and I was so angry, I was going to kill someone unless I did something to let my anger out. If in fact it turns out that I did it, I was forced to graffiti that poster...not that I had anything to do with it of courseOriginally posted by Vivien
You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
See the double standards here? I didn't eat any baby ducks, my parents used to keep ducks when I was a kid. But noooo, Odie's so bad...Originally posted by Vivien
You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
And I don't... and I didn't...Originally posted by Vivien
Maharlika:
Paladins aren't supposed to lie.
I pride myself at being honestOriginally posted by McBane
Obviously you need training. Whenever a woman confronts you about something, whether it is "who set fire to that poster", or "who is that woman in bed with you", you never admit you did anything.
Deny, Deny, Deny and then turn it around, and accuse your accuser. Always be on the offensive. Who cares is some naked girl is in your bed? How dare your girlfriend walk right in like she owns the place......
Well, not yet ducklings since they weren't hatched yet...Originally posted by Vivien
You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
You will be fed to our dragons if you try and burn down our truck. Or else we'll just let Beldin figure out how to make you regret it, and you really don't want us to do that.Originally posted by Tybaltus
@Ode I will do as I see fit in the Rolling Thunder Tavern.
...how McBaneic!Originally posted by Kameleon
Alright guys, I've come up with a better idea. It was all Viv's fault, wasn't it? She came in here with her clumpy boots demanding to know what was going on, and we all panicked, right? The darts went one way, accidentally hitting Anomen in the face, the markers went the other way, completely by coincidence turning that wonderful picture of Anomen into some ghastly Aerie-thing, and she spilled all our drinks! We demand compensation! Hugs all round!
. If you know women, they hate it when you insult their foot wear. Another thing, I suspect that her boots are steel-toed and it does much worse than Georgi's Groin Grabber. Im not intimidated yet---looks over to VivOriginally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You will be fed to our dragons if you try and burn down our truck. Or else we'll just let Beldin figure out how to make you regret it, and you really don't want us to do that.
Kam's right, it was all an innocent mistake, caused by our being distracted by the ever-lovely Viv.
You're looking lovely today,by the way, @Viv. Would you like a drink?
I did. And Im mighty proud to admit my mistakes. ...I didn't do anything wrong. What mistake?Originally posted by Tybaltus
And Im mighty proud to admit my mistakes.
You see Ty - This is what I am talking about!!Originally posted by Kameleon
Alright guys, I've come up with a better idea. It was all Viv's fault, wasn't it? She came in here with her clumpy boots demanding to know what was going on, and we all panicked, right? The darts went one way, accidentally hitting Anomen in the face, the markers went the other way, completely by coincidence turning that wonderful picture of Anomen into some ghastly Aerie-thing, and she spilled all our drinks! We demand compensation! Hugs all round!
**hands Kam a beer, bowing slightly**You've learned a little TOO much from McBane I think.Originally posted by Kameleon
Hey, that's right it was all Mah's fault, he was offering these baby ducks for people to eat and I was so angry, I was going to kill someone unless I did something to let my anger out. If in fact it turns out that I did it, I was forced to graffiti that poster...not that I had anything to do with it of course
(being that they like to shift blame so much) You would be if you knew what Beldin can be like when he gets annoyed...Originally posted by Tybaltus
Im not intimidated yet---looks over to Viv
*looks innocent again*
I think you guys are just in it for hugs from Viv. You want to relieve the blame off yourselves. Why cant you admit you were partying hard?
.*starts to look evil*Originally posted by Vivien
You've learned a little TOO much from McBane I think.
Odie: If I'm not mistaken, YOU started this whole thing. I bet that everyone will agree with this statement
Maharlika: Aren't you supposed to be part of some holy order of Comm? Is this what Commers do?
*purrs*Originally posted by Kameleon
Alright guys, I've come up with a better idea. It was all Viv's fault, wasn't it? She came in here with her clumpy boots demanding to know what was going on, and we all panicked, right? The darts went one way, accidentally hitting Anomen in the face, the markers went the other way, completely by coincidence turning that wonderful picture of Anomen into some ghastly Aerie-thing, and she spilled all our drinks! We demand compensation! Hugs all round!