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Bah, I'm attempting to make brownies, but one of my ex's needs to "talk" and keeps interupting me. :mad:
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Just say the brownies will burn. The ex likes your brownies right? :p
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Magrus, whats the best thing to mix with Jack D? And none of your "alcohol-less" smoothies [by taste, anyway] I wanna know I'm drinking, just with a little less kick. :)
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Oh... And I think, somehow, we just hijacked another thread :D

Sleep now, night all. :)
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Congrats. on that. :p We've all done well.

Night giles. Have a good sleep :)
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[QUOTE=giles337]Magrus, whats the best thing to mix with Jack D? And none of your "alcohol-less" smoothies [by taste, anyway] I wanna know I'm drinking, just with a little less kick. :) [/QUOTE]

Jack Daniels? Mix with Coke, it's the easiest thing to do. It doesn't mix well with much, stuff's sour.

Oh, and goodnight.

I'll have to just make sure an alarm is set or something. She's trying to help me with my cheerleader problem. She's evil, she'll figure something out. :p
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Try to set off a smoke alarm. That'll distract her :p

If she figures out a solution to your cheerleader problem... I'll be very impressed. And I'll want to know how. :D Could be useful for everyone in future...
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She just said I shouldn't have called the ambulance a few weeks ago, that I'm screwed, and took off. Crap. :( At least my brownies won't burn! I put peanut butter and chocolate chips on top of them too. :D
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

LOL nice advice ;)

btw, giles.. what's pancetta?? never heard about that one before..
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Looks like you're cursed to stand the cheerleader for the rest of your life then Mag. That would have been good advice I'll bet. :p Sounds like the brownies will be nice :)

@Locke, giles is gone already. I vaguely remember pancetta being a type of wine, don't know why...
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I hope I'm not stuck with her. I really will regret seeing to it the bleeding stopped then. :eek:
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Getting close to the 'telling her to jump off a cliff' option yet? ;)
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Yep yep, except, there's not cliffs near her. :mad:
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What about- a long walk off a short pier? :p
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I think I might have fixed things. I'll see. She seems to have a selective memory when I decide to be terribly mean if she doesn't listen well. :rolleyes: People are stoooopid.
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Maybe you can get a new Lesson of the Day out of the whole scenario... :p
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Jack Daniels? Mix with Coke, it's the easiest thing to do. It doesn't mix well with much, stuff's sour.
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Meh tried that one...

[QUOTE=Rav]@Locke, giles is gone already. I vaguely remember pancetta being a type of wine, don't know why...[/QUOTE]

It's a type of italian ham/bacon... Very nice :)
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Pancetta is the lower part of the belly of the pigs, here in brazil, and its roasted with the skin for extra noise when you eat it. The result is very good if the pig aint very fat (light pig, if that think is not only a commercial name). I like it with salad, bread and mandioca flour.
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Pancetta is the lower part of the belly of the pigs, here in brazil, and its roasted with the skin for extra noise when you eat it. The result is very good if the pig aint very fat (light pig, if that think is not only a commercial name). I like it with salad, bread and mandioca flour.[/QUOTE]

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Don't know why I thought it was some kind of cooking wine. Never mind... :p

2000 giles? Uh... well done. :)
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