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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:04 pm
by FireLighter
10. Trick or Treat!!
Watch them get confused!!
EDIT: I think Im gonna say that to some kids who come to my house.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:10 pm
by Fiona
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:13 pm
by Lasher
8. Say "hello" to my Super Soaker!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:13 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=FireLighter]10. Trick or Treat!!
Watch them get confused!!
EDIT: I think Im gonna say that to some kids who come to my house.
[/QUOTE]
i did that last year while holding out my bag, and i got soem candy, i felt so happy...
7. (to women aboe age of 15) you do a trick ill give you a treat.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:16 pm
by Hill-Shatar
6. Heavy breathing followed by fake convulsions and screaming they're coming, they're coming!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:16 pm
by slade
Foolish Phreddie the trick is the treat......
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:30 pm
by Phreddie
but slade, its nice to have a lil tease going on before you step in and treat her to a nice, not so quiet evening.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:42 pm
by slade
[QUOTE=Phreddie]but slade, its nice to have a lil tease going on before you step in and treat her to a nice, not so quiet evening.[/QUOTE]
What???
You said if they do a trick you give them a treat..right?
What Im saying is if they do a trick that in itself is a treat....
5: letting them read what Phreddie types, instead of candy...
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:43 pm
by Phreddie
they do a trick which is a treat for me, but then i give them a treat myself, see im a fair man, i tihnk with my head and not with my feet!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:46 pm
by slade
[QUOTE=Phreddie]they do a trick which is a treat for me, but then i give them a treat myself, see im a fair man, i tihnk with my head and not with my feet![/QUOTE]
A treat from you...now that wouldnt be fair....
4:letting Phreddie give you a treat
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:48 pm
by Lasher
3. Allergic to Ass-cheese? No?
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:14 pm
by Phreddie
2. Gland Cream any one? Hey! where did every body go?
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:06 pm
by FireLighter
1. I hope you like hemoroid ointment!
Top ten things you want in your candy bag after a good run of the neighborhood!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:08 pm
by Phreddie
10. women
9. more women
8. tricks
7. money
6. santa claus
5. rudolf
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:23 pm
by FireLighter
4. reeces pieces (gotta love them!)
3. Women
2. febreeze
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:24 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=FireLighter]
2. febreeze[/QUOTE]
Amen to that, i cant get through the day w/o my febreeeze, it keeps me form turning into a flying goat.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:31 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]9. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.[/QUOTE]
ROGDFLMBFMFAOAPIDPMP!!! (if you need a translation, IM me, and I'll tell you to bugger off)
Oh my god that's just hilarious. So after Hurricane Wilma knocked out my power, I went down to my parents' house for a few days since they had a generator. They also have a puppy, which I'm deathly allergic to, and she triggered an asthma attack the likes of which I haven't had in years. Anyway, ever since the asthma started up again, whenever I have a coughing fit, I black out momentarily (this is fun to have while driving, especially with all the traffic lights out). Anyway, Hill, thank you for making me laugh so hard I blacked out.
[QUOTE=Fiona]As usual
#4. I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours[/QUOTE]
My assistant manager and I have an odd relationship. Anyway, during my oxygen-deprived state while working Friday, I forget how we got on it--one of us uttered a double entendre, no doubt--and I misquoted that: "I'll show you yours if you show me mine." She then went on to say that I must have problems if she has to show me mine. Don't I know it.
[QUOTE=Fiona]7 To exchange ideas with thoughtful intelligent people who never give way to perversion[/QUOTE]
LMAO. Your finesse with sarcasm is quite excellent.
[QUOTE=dragon wench]6. This is where my ex and I broke up
[/QUOTE]
I'm afraid to date someone again because I might start up on that. "This is the chair my ex and I sat in when together when we watched [movie name]" and "This is the bed my ex and I made rapid love in" or even "This is the parking spot where my ex and I had improper public relations."
[QUOTE=Phreddie]10. my dog ate my rubbers.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Phreddie]8. getting a rubber from you grandmother and having to write a thank you note.[/QUOTE]
LMAO. You're a demented thing, aren't you?
[QUOTE=Fiona]How can american parents tell such wicked lies ?[/QUOTE]
I think my mom said her excuse was that her parents told her such. So American parents tell wicked lies because their parents told them wicked lies.
Geez, I missed a lot of choice topics. Y'all post too much and I'm at work or sleeping when y'all are online.
1. Money
Okay... top ten worst things to say in bed.
10. (if you're a woman) "Is it in?"
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:34 pm
by Hill-Shatar
@ Chim: You are so bad
9. Turn off the lights!
8. You should have brought your knife.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:34 pm
by Phreddie
8. (if your a man) uh-oh...
nice one hill, you around for some spam later?
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:36 pm
by Hill-Shatar
6. This is so funny!!! Are you taping this?
5. *plop*