Story Time (Search for the Holy Spam Discussion Thread)

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:41 pm

denada, sneroita hermosa *gives a slight bow*

:mischief:

edited for your consistent pleasure.

Just to get a few things straight:
To the Spam Animals exist? or are they a concoction of rav's evil schemes, if so ill need to change my strategy, i can play the seven parts thing off by saying it was just a rumor, i tihnk Ill do that any way, lead my team across thefarms, ranches, and laboratories of the land looking for the one goat. Never mind problem solved.

ANouncemen tot Goat Seekers:
There is only one goat, forget the whole seven parts thing, unless you reall ywant it.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:25 pm

I will be making a post in the story shortly.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:28 pm

oh boy....

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:29 pm

[QUOTE=Lasher]oh boy....[/QUOTE]

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:41 pm

Oh boy in anticipation of athena's next post...

And do whatever you want with the group... it's more fun when it's random

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:44 pm

ok, and btw, if you ever get behind in your clerical duties in battle (when your not healing those who be needing) ill supplement with my ingestion healing powers.

of course we will need a good fight before we reach the farm, we missed those goblins chu ran into back at the Inn, however i think we might run into them and chu in a a few posts, if thats acceptable chu, we will save your party. and ive got just the way... :mischief:

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:45 pm

Sounds good... but keep it a surprise.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:47 pm

Whoa, I need to catch up...again!
I'll post in the morning hopefully.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:50 pm

Hmm, does anyone in the group who's heading toward my college have any idea how long they will be before reaching it? I have things planned, but I don't want to post all the stuff I have to say before people show up and then have nothing left to do for a long time while waiting for them to show.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:34 pm

Lasher, I would edit that last post of yours to limit your actions to noticing the fight, I wouldnt just take over one chu's problem with out his permission, maybe he wanted to be kidnapped by the goblins, maybe he was going ot kilthem in his sleep... i suggested id help if chu didnt mind, i dont think that people would like some one writing their story for them.

Oh, and by the way, you need a special magic word to operate carpets, so unless DJV taught you to hot wire them... oh and btw, forgot to write in, but i will be using one of the carpets as a matress, the other is lying against the proch of the Red Lion Inn, just for further refrence in story, ill describe camp in next post, and we havent left the Inn, yet, nor do i tihnk chu has arrived, he was aparently just around the corner.

just some advice and other stuff.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:43 pm

It's ok... Chu PM'd me about it this morning...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:46 pm

Ok, thats cool then, all though I am kinda angry that I didnt get to eat chu, all though didnt you say tony was wounded as well? :mischief:

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:49 pm

I can see it now..."Hey tony, Hold still while I puke on that severed leg..."

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:00 pm

Just finished my part, i healed the wound in tony, and we left them in aclearing a few miles from the Inn, we are about half way to theFarm now, and are surrounded by, i tihnk they are going to be Pigmy Trolls, there leader strong in Magic. the company is so far unaware of their presence, i figure we can get a ood fight in before the farm. Or maybe a side quest:
One party member goes off into the woods on a nature call, and is overpowered by a party of the pigmy trolls, hearing his cries for help we dash to his aid, fighting our way through the Trolls stronghold, rescuing him, and finding ourselves some how right next tot he horse farm.... an idea.

Or we can just unleash a can of whooped cream on them

and be on our merry way.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:10 pm

Hmmm... Maybe the "whooped cream" is best... we could wait untill the whole goat party is here, and take turns describing the fight...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:13 pm

mmmmm whipped cream..... mmmmmm

wait for the party? sure,you can go ahead and innitaite the fight, say the jump us, but youo warn us yadayada, we get ready to fight, ill kick a few head sin, bite off others, see how good rav and djv are with their magicks...

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:29 pm

I've been wanting to show off my kick-ass monk fighting abilities... trolls, eh? we'll need fire or acid, then...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:33 pm

Ive been thinking about having fire magicks invade my respiratory systems, but i was wondering if perhaps i should get another power first, im thinking a super problem solving intelligence implants itself into my nervous system, some sort of alien life form, you can attemp to exorcize me if your god doth allow it.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:18 pm

Or perhaps Rav or DJV should deal with the fire...
The excorcism is a great idea... Lets do it.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:48 pm

Hey, looks like I'm missing plot developments again. In this case, what would you have me do? Short of being eaten by Phreddie.