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@Curdis,
bar's always open, it's just that the serving wench has been otherwise occupied lately

dragon wench wrote:@Curdis,
bar's always open, it's just that the serving wench has been otherwise occupied lately

Soooo... since this place is open no-one serving, I have to help myself...

*runs to empty the storage room*
Cheers!!

@Curdis

*I thought we may have indeed done so, but it appears she was "otherwise occupied". Hmm, I wonder if she is being distracted by the lampshade?*

Philos wrote:@Curdis

*I thought we may have indeed done so, but it appears she was "otherwise occupied". Hmm, I wonder if she is being distracted by the lampshade?*

Well, you have to admit, it *is* a very decorative lampshade. I mean, just look at the way it's adorned with lace and small gold trinkets.... you can't pick up lampshades like that just anywhere...

Hi DW,

True, true, although the light source inside may need boosting.

@DW, Well seeing as you've returned to serve on my every whim, I'll have a small block of smoked hickory floating in a hollowed out watermellon filled with strawberry scnapps and Red Bull, and don't skimp on the paper umberellas like you usually do.

*Back to Philos.*

I think I can let the Kender have a flame strike if you really want him to 'see the light'. - Curdis !

Kipi wrote:Soooo... since this place is open no-one serving, I have to help myself...

*runs to empty the storage room*
Cheers!!

That's the best kind of bar

Xandax wrote:That's the best kind of bar

The very reason why I have moved to live here :devil:

@Curdis

I think I can let the Kender have a flame strike if you really want him to 'see the light'.

ROFL :laugh: , oh what a mental picture that is. Maybe we could get the house band to strike up the tune, "Blinded By The Light".


*Fair Wench, you can put the ragged cleric's watermelon on my bill for that*

Hey! What's this? Kender season?!!!

Mind your own lampshade!!! The flame joke is pretty neat if the both of you light yourselves up together. Philos' stuff would surely blow things up like New Year's.

Skilled in the Magic Arts?

Perhaps. If you call making things disappear right under your noses...

Hey, what's this?

*pulls out a glossy mag with woodnymphs in various poses but notices some scribbles on the sides with various high-falluting scientific words, notes and mathematical equations*

Pretty... uh... interesting...

*Opens the door quitely and sits at the bar, reachs over grabs a bottle of grey goose and watches everyone*

Nope, but I did get hit with a pool cue... my girl hit me in the head harder then she thought. But no, didnt get wasted just hung out with friends. Besides, Im fire resistant!

Fire resistant? You don't say...

... I on the other hand had to rely on my speed to evade breath weapons and spells.

Infortunately tho, it doesn't work when I'm not conscious.

Being hit in the head up there is still much better than getting hit down low.

*holds up a tankard of San Miguel*

Cheers!

* The cleric returns to face the Kender *

Still listening in on private conversations I see. You can understand my concern if you aren't a skilled mage. What other use could I have for you except as some light entertainment?

I'd also be keeping my hands to myself unless you want to test out the weight of my staff.

* Back to Philos *

- Curdis !

Kipi wrote: *runs to empty the storage room*
Cheers!!

Now who left the storage door unguarded? Somebody had better reinforce the security around that area, lest an unwanted guest comes and ransack the contents of that storage room.

Hmmm... odd...
It seems I forgot to mention my pet wolf....the one who generally likes to sleep in the storage room...

*Ranger muses, "I didn't know there was a season for Kenders, hmm, I thought it was legal all year round!?! Kind of like crows." *

@Maha
Well, since you're a good sport, have another San Miguel on me.
Oh, if you haven't totally destroyed the glossy mag you might leave it in the privy for someone else.

@Curdis
*Well my ragged cleric friend, the tinder (er, kender) might be useful after all since the mystic thief seems to have left the vicinity.*

* The ragged cleric's countenance darkens momentarily *

Well the Kender can tag along, but he's not getting a full share of the treasure and if he needs resurrection or healing he can pay the standard rates.

* Snatches the magazine back *

I only get it for the articles.

* Stares at some of the more lurid 'articles' before tucking it away in the stinky robe. *

Anyway we still need some serious bad assed mage.

* Scans the bar patrons hopefully. * - Curdis !