The Near Virgins Drinking Den (in other words, a welcome pub for new members)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:57 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Initials aren't the only thing common. I just noticed BlueSky has Kentucky marked as location.

I know, and judging by his posts in OT he has a huge interest in music too....

Scared yet?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:01 pm

Scared isn;t in my vocabulary. It has 2 more letters than I generally use in words I communicate with

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:04 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Initials aren't the only thing common. I just noticed BlueSky has Kentucky marked as location.

And I do believe I've been to the location.."Hell if I know":laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:05 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Scared isn;t in my vocabulary. It has 2 more letters than I generally use in words I communicate with

Suggesting the word.... "scar"

Hmmm...

kathycf · Post by **kathycf** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:09 pm

dragon wench wrote: I'm glad you're so happy, but are you sure this place can handle more excitement? I mean, after all the pole warming, dancing and other sundry activities.... the place could explode

You may have a point. Perhaps I should change my order to cocoa and stop listening to Barry White altogether...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:09 pm

BlueSky wrote:And I do believe I've been to the location.."Hell if I know":laugh:

It's not a bad place, is it? I moved here shortly after I turned 27. Before that I'd been located in "I know everything and everyone else are morons" since I was a teenager.

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:13 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:It's not a bad place, is it? I moved here shortly after I turned 27. Before that I'd been located in "I know everything and everyone else are morons" since I was a teenager.

Yes I believe that's part of the twin cities along with Tenfoot Tall and Bulletproof.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:26 pm

Yep. Those were the days, way back before songs like "Like a Rock" "Me & the Boys" and "I Ain;t as Good as I Once Was" started making entirely too much sense to me

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:36 pm

@BS&BS,
Does this mean the two of you are going to start reminiscing about moonshine-induced hangovers too!

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:56 pm

I don't believe they serve moonshine in this establishment.

Andurbal · Post by **Andurbal** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:04 am

BlueSky wrote:I don't believe they serve moonshine in this establishment.

Go back this thread and read about the visions I had, you might believe it then...

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:50 am

Bloodstalker wrote:It's not a bad place, is it? I moved here shortly after I turned 27. Before that I'd been located in "I know everything and everyone else are morons" since I was a teenager.

You're living in Norway???? :speech:

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:09 pm

BlueSky wrote:I don't believe they serve moonshine in this establishment.

"I didn't come all the way to Europe to do this." -Rifleman squad (Company of Heroes)

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:14 am

*walks into the Stinking Den of Evil, looks at the junkpile of applications, submissions and wet Depends around the pole. Covers the pile with Curdis' newspaper using CE's twizzers, pours generously lutefisk and moonshine and casts Aganazar's scorcher. While the blazing fire is warming and sterilizing the pole, collects whips, ropes and other toys and locks them in the broom closet with Barry White. Then casts Major Dispel on Finger of Little Death.*

Fable, come back, the saloon is AARP-approved now.

Edit: *puts on a bulletproof suit, just in case*

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:45 am

*Minutes later, artillery barrages pounded the bar to smithereens* Damn! This is the second time in a row that the Krauts blew up a bar. That bonfire must have been a dead giveaway.

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:17 am

Surveys the damage...hmmm can be rebuilt...Guess I'll wander down the block to the Gull's Roost and see if its still standing.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:25 am

BlueSky wrote:Surveys the damage...hmmm can be rebuilt...Guess I'll wander down the block to the Gull's Roost and see if its still standing.

I hope that it still is. According to intel, the Gull's Roost tavern was also hit by a wave of artillery barrage previously. The engineers might be able to rebuild either one of the bars (or both of them) but they'll surely make them look like bunkers instead.

P.S. Hello, BlueSky. Oh, and I had to take my leave. The engineers will come by later to assess the damage. Bye.

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:46 am

DesR85 wrote:I hope that it still is. According to intel, the Gull's Roost tavern was also hit by a wave of artillery barrage previously. The engineers might be able to rebuild either one of the bars (or both of them) but they'll surely make them look like bunkers instead.

P.S. Hello, BlueSky. Oh, and I had to take my leave. The engineers will come by later to assess the damage. Bye.

Hey DesR85...still playing Call of Duty?
Bunch of us going to hit the battlefields this evening while the ballgame is on.
Maybe we'll see you.

As for the bars, I'm sure that DW will have final approval on the plans.:laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:54 am

*waves magic wand*
*poof*
*the bar is rebuilt and looks no different to its previous incarnation*

*brandishes wand of gender transformation*
*points it at both LD and Des in a threatening way, they both suddenly feel nervous and all talk of blowing the pub up, explosions, or any WW1/2-related events grinds to an instant and abrupt halt*

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:01 am

dragon wench wrote:*waves magic wand*
*poof*
*the bar is rebuilt and looks no different to its previous incarnation*

Was hoping for a larger dance area, maybe an expansion out back, garden area for the smokers.