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In fact, it was when he had his most ingenious ideas.TheAmazingOopah wrote:Ah yes, I believe all great philosophers have such moments. It is rumoured that if you dig deep enough into the Spam Factory, you'll find a similiar spree by Karl Marx
With deep, slow-motion voice:Naffnuff wrote:Hold ... on ... just ... just ... a ... little ... bit ... more ...
[smiley expressing exhaustion]
Tada!
[triumphant smiley!]
Oh, so you mean there is no turning back?TheAmazingOopah wrote:Ah yes, the old 100 mark. All innocence is lost when one ventures beyond there... Especially if you got there by spam philosophy:speech:
Well, it's not like the innocence can't be bought back, you know...:devil:Naffnuff wrote:Oh, so you mean there is no turning back?
Farewell, sweet virginity!
In fact, I miss the blubber smiley. Couldn't some kind little moderator add one?
The crying one! Like this: boohoo, boohoo!TheAmazingOopah wrote:Well, it's not like the innocence can't be bought back, you know...:devil:
Which blubber smiley?
The P-51 Mustang in the nearby hangar?AmpaSand wrote:Flight Captain AmpaSand. Ready for take off! What plane shall I take?
I don't know! We were just having a bit of fun, and suddenly there was spam everywhere, everywhere I tell you! We lost seven fine newbies, and they weren't even exalted members... To think that they had just started posting...DesR85 wrote:The P-51 Mustang in the nearby hangar?
And what the heck is going on here? Did I just stumbled into a spam competition or something?
What? Spam overran this place while I was away?TheAmazingOopah wrote:I don't know! We were just having a bit of fun, and suddenly there was spam everywhere, everywhere I tell you! We lost seven fine newbies, and they weren't even exalted members... To think that they had just started posting...
Curses! We never got to know these guys and they died in an instant. Man the positions and give those spammers hell! *Pulls back hammer on the Thompson*Damn..... Ampasand was supposed to fly that plane. A replacement won't arrive until early next week since the rest are out on search & destroy or recon for all I know. I don't think they're any planes left on the hangar, unless you can offer something that can fly.TheAmazingOopah wrote: And erm, about the P-51 Mustang. I went out yesterday with some pals, had a few vodka shots, and everything got a tad hazy, and erm, well... I think I crashed it. Sorry!
Well, actually, Sir ... *ahum* ... I don't know how to say this, but ... um ... actually that was us spamming.DesR85 wrote:What? Spam overran this place while I was away?
*Pulls hammer on pistol and shoves it at Naffnuff's head* So it was you, huh?Naffnuff wrote:Well, actually, Sir ... *ahum* ... I don't know how to say this, but ... um ... actually that was us spamming.
We didn't know that we were doing! I swear! Please forgive us!
Care to explain why you did this? I can pull the trigger right now if I wanted to but since I'm in a more sympathetic mood for now, I'll let you go, unless you tell me all that I need to know. Otherwise, BANG! You're a goner. :mischief:Well, I could offer you some Absinthe. They don't call it "the Green Fairy" for nothingDesR85 wrote:Damn..... Ampasand was supposed to fly that plane. A replacement won't arrive until early next week since the rest are out on search & destroy or recon for all I know. I don't think they're any planes left on the hangar, unless you can offer something that can fly.
Oh, please, don't! Think about all the spam we could create together if you just joined our side! Yes, you heard me right! That would mean breaking every rule in the soldier's manual, including the one about loyalty to King and Country! But don't you see? Spam is the future! Good order is a thing of the past! We're so many now who have already crossed the line! Join us, it's your only chance! Let's fight for the Dark Queen of Spam together so that we can get good seats in the Opera House of Spam when we have conquered!DesR85 wrote:*Pulls hammer on pistol and shoves it at Naffnuff's head* So it was you, huh?
Thanks, but we're not there yet! Still have another 1278 to go before the dark Kingdom of Spam come!Magelord648 wrote:*Gives Naffnuff and The Amazing Oopah medals for their glorious achievments in restoring the spam empire.*
Spam empire? Nay! This be no more than a puny town o' spam.Magelord648 wrote:*Gives Naffnuff and The Amazing Oopah medals for their glorious achievments in restoring the spam empire.*
Right you are! But that's why we all have to work together!Fiberfar wrote:Spam empire? Nay! This be no more than a puny town o' spam.