AC's Bar, Grrrrril and Big Brother Spamfest

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:28 pm

**Sees BS making Fas's skull into a Candleholder, Tibby sining Kareoke in order to get everybody agitated And Fas being generally dead... Kid pleading for mercy and Viv watching out for single guys... **

Everybody...

**racket continues**

Yo!

**no difference**

HEY!

**silence**

Everybody knock it off and chill out already!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:28 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus

*looks at lyrics of "One night in Bangkok*
*finds the right lyrics.....*
"I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine!"

I wonder what next, "Tarzan Boy" or "Self Control"

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:29 pm

*shapechange: wyvern*
*hits BS where sun dont shine with poisonous tail*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:30 pm

Originally posted by KidD01

I wonder what next, "Tarzan Boy" or "Self Control"

*shapechange: Tyb*
Next is going to be "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Thats right! Im not bluffing!

CM · Post by CM » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:31 pm

Excuse you i am very well alive.
I was res. with a wand, and proceeded to litter your tavern with pieces of BS

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:32 pm

Quick Biology lesson for Ty

One cannot speak, chant, OR sing without the use of one's tounge

.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:34 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Quick Biology lesson for Ty

One cannot speak, chant, OR sing without the use of one's tounge

.

I still have my tongue. I think thats someone else's tongue you have in your hand....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:39 pm

Point taken CM, my mistake

*Reforms T2 style

Pulls Blade of Lurking, *

May I AC?

*borrows Crom feyr and casts power word B;lind, Power Word Impotent, Power Wod Kill on Ty and CM. Beats Ty into mush with warhammer, carves CM up, and casts Acid and Flamestrike, thus removing all ashes. Takes the ashes, and pours them in the still.*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:41 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Point taken CM, my mistake

*Reforms T2 style Pulls Blade of Lurking, *

May I AC?

*borrows Crom feyr and casts power word B;lind, Power Word Impotent, Power Wod Kill on Ty and CM. Beats Ty into mush with warhammer, carves CM up, and casts Acid and Flamestrike, thus removing all ashes. Takes the ashes, and pours them in the still.*

You're on a suicide mission, aren't you? Ned will kill you for that...

But, you gotta love a guy with no fears... (Translation: God, help me. I. Am. Bored.)

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:42 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Point taken CM, my mistake

*Reforms T2 style Pulls Blade of Lurking, *

May I AC?

*borrows Crom feyr and casts power word B;lind, Power Word Impotent, Power Wod Kill on Ty and CM. Beats Ty into mush with warhammer, carves CM up, and casts Acid and Flamestrike, thus removing all ashes. Takes the ashes, and pours them in the still.*

*I see the Crom Fayr and before BS casts anything else, I run for the hills, yelling:*
You are on your own Fas. Sorry....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:43 pm

*gets annoyed with Ty's castings, sets shambling mound on fire, kicks Ty in the shin, as tys mouth opens in pain, BS rips the tounge from his mouth

Pay attention Ty.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:44 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Pay attention Ty.

*before I run, I take my tongue back*

**I am no longer here at the moment**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:45 pm

Ned will never even notice AC.

Now, join me in a drink?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:45 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
God, help me. I. Am. Bored.

Well you don't mind if I keep you company then

*pours 2 glasses of whisky*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:48 pm

AC's Head: Uh oh.. BS and Kid both offered me a drink.. WHich boy do I chose? Will another Bar fight erupt if I turn one down? What a mess...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:51 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
AC's Head: Uh oh.. BS and Kid both offered me a drink.. WHich boy do I chose? Will another Bar fight erupt if I turn one down? What a mess...

The answer is to clearly drink them both and then skip before the bill comes

(Though this IS your bar...so technically they're offering you YOUR own stock)

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:51 pm

What fight ? I never want to start any fight. Right BS *Smacks BS back head playfully while pouring another glass*

CM · Post by CM » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:53 pm

No BS explain how can you do all that when your pieces are scattered over the tavern.
I was res. via a wand.
And the proceed to dismember you.
Now none of what you posted counts.
Sorry come again

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:54 pm

Absolutely Kid. *Breaks out a new jug*

Why fight when you can drink?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:54 pm

Adding to the fun!

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
AC's Head: Uh oh.. BS and Kid both offered me a drink.. WHich boy do I chose? Will another Bar fight erupt if I turn one down? What a mess...

*Grabs a cat by the tail and throws it at the bar..unleashes the dog as well*