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Damuna_Nova
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

Go for two.

Besides, your number one was a far greater reason. :p
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DN9. You don't!!

F9. Waiting on slow posters.
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D.8. Buckshot
F.8. Watch grass grow.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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D 7. By mocking it
F 7. Going to an "amusement" park
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D6. Poison birdseed.
F6. Watching a broken TV.
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D5. Tell it how it's stock is doing
F5. Lurk GB all day
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D4. Slow boil with oinion, garlic and pepper to taste.
F4. Golf on TV.
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D3.Fire Breath :p
F3.church
RAWR
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DN2. Make it read "How to kill a mockingbird"
F2. Education
Not Stephen Colbert.
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Dn#1. Take it to Belgium, apparently

F#1. The Mole ( thunderbird 2 pod vehicle)


Top 10 things heard a an amateur magicians' convention

#10. "Pick a card, any card....not that one, idiot
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9. Watch me as I pull a rabbit out of my........oops!
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8. anybody got a 20$ bill?
i'm breakin through i'm bending spoons i'm keepin flowers in full bloom i'm lookin for answers from the great beyond
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7. Tada! Wait...those aren't pigeons...
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6. I can't make your watch reappear. For some reason no magician is willing to teach me.
Not Stephen Colbert.
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5. Can I have a volunteer from the audience? Yes, Diana.... uh, I mean 'you there'... come on stage please.
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4: I could of swore thats how the manuel said you had to saw the person in half.....I dont know what happened....its only a flesh wound after all
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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what is love?!?!?! baby dont hurt me dont hurt me, no more.


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3. *cough* Turn the smoke... *cough* Turn the smoke machine off Fabian!
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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2. *Abara kadabra* Hey it worked this time, I mean... of course it did.
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1. Hand me the trick swo--, real sword that is.

Top ten Quotes out of a Quentin Tarantino movie
(one at a time will suffice)
10. Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast.
Not Stephen Colbert.
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