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Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:20 pm
Go for two.
Besides, your number one was a far greater reason.
shana
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by shana » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:20 pm
DN9. You don't!!
F9. Waiting on slow posters.
Lestat
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by Lestat » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:23 pm
D.8. Buckshot
F.8. Watch grass grow.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
JonIrenicus
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by JonIrenicus » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:25 pm
D 7. By mocking it
F 7. Going to an "amusement" park
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shana
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by shana » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:27 pm
D6. Poison birdseed.
F6. Watching a broken TV.
Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:29 pm
D5. Tell it how it's stock is doing
F5. Lurk GB all day
Darzog
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by Darzog » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:30 pm
D4. Slow boil with oinion, garlic and pepper to taste.
F4. Golf on TV.
Dragon Reborn
Posts: 576 Joined: Sat May 20, 2006 6:34 pm
Location: whatever im reading at the moment...
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by Dragon Reborn » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:43 pm
D3.Fire Breath
F3.church
EvilBelgian
Posts: 235 Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:34 am
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by EvilBelgian » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:52 pm
DN2. Make it read "How to kill a mockingbird"
F2. Education
Not Stephen Colbert.
Fiona
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by Fiona » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:44 pm
Dn#1. Take it to Belgium, apparently
F#1. The Mole ( thunderbird 2 pod vehicle)
Top 10 things heard a an amateur magicians' convention
#10. "Pick a card, any card....not that one, idiot
shana
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by shana » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:11 pm
9. Watch me as I pull a rabbit out of my........oops!
Lasher
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by Lasher » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:32 am
8. anybody got a 20$ bill?
i'm breakin through i'm bending spoons i'm keepin flowers in full bloom i'm lookin for answers from the great beyond
EvilBelgian
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by EvilBelgian » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:50 am
6. I can't make your watch reappear. For some reason no magician is willing to teach me.
Not Stephen Colbert.
Darzog
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by Darzog » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:41 pm
5. Can I have a volunteer from the audience? Yes, Diana.... uh, I mean 'you there'... come on stage please.
slade
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by slade » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:17 pm
4: I could of swore thats how the manuel said you had to saw the person in half.....I dont know what happened....its only a flesh wound after all
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
Lasher
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by Lasher » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:14 pm
what is love?!?!?! baby dont hurt me dont hurt me, no more.
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i'm breakin through i'm bending spoons i'm keepin flowers in full bloom i'm lookin for answers from the great beyond
TonyMontana1638
Posts: 4598 Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:10 pm
Location: Chasing nuns out in the yard
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by TonyMontana1638 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:53 pm
3. *cough* Turn the smoke... *cough* Turn the smoke machine off Fabian!
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
JonIrenicus
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by JonIrenicus » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:35 am
2. *Abara kadabra* Hey it worked this time, I mean... of course it did.
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EvilBelgian
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by EvilBelgian » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:32 am
1. Hand me the trick swo--, real sword that is.
Top ten Quotes out of a Quentin Tarantino movie
(one at a time will suffice)
10. Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast.
Not Stephen Colbert.