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Warning for those who want to venture into the "SF"

For those who were wondering what Fiona's post is about, I reproduce the secret message I was able to insert in the Spam factory.
[GOMEZ MODE]I've got it now. It is all an elaborate hoax. This place, the SF, was set up by Chus, who in reality is Bill Gates' even eviler twin, to capture Ravager, the smartly designed & friendly computerprogram that can act like a real human being. Hence why Rav spends almost his whole life in SF. Then Chus cunningly trapped Hill into believing that he was interested in his cancer research, while secretly combining this cancer knowledge with what he could decypher from Ravager to produce a pale but dangerous rip-off of Ravager, named Phreddie. He can't avoid gloating about it and that's why he keeps calling Phreddie his & hill's 'love-child' (see post 93 in the genealogy). It's all clear to me now. OMG, RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! FLEE THE FACTORY! [/GOMEZ MODE]
(those who played VtM:B should know who or what Gomez is, for the others: it would take to long to explain).

*starts training elephants for combat*

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]*under the "empty" desk waits...
me!*[/QUOTE]
I know *wink wink*

* Decorates citadel with Republican slogans. Pins up banner announcing that GWB will be speaking here tonight and will debate with members of the audience, but only if they cannot spell. Posts copy of the announcement to the SF*

[QUOTE=Fiona]* but only if they cannot spell. Posts copy of the announcement to the SF*[/QUOTE]
*Makes an extra copy for Phreddie*

Now that was helpful, Slade. Are you helping with this? *can she trust any answer she might get*

[QUOTE=Fiona]Now that was helpful, Slade. Are you helping with this? *can she trust any answer she might get*[/QUOTE]
Ofcourse you can trust me...we're not in the SF so my mind is clean at the moment,so you dont have to worry yet, you'll know when you have to....

Any ideas where they might be holding Ravager? You are an insider, you can get the plans.

Oh, and is there any one else we need to distract?

[QUOTE=Fiona]Any ideas where they might be holding Ravager? You are an insider, you can get the plans.

Oh, and is there any one else we need to distract?[/QUOTE]
Rav!? they got Rav...oh no! dont worry buddy Im coming to get you and hell's going with me!....*starts running........runs into wall* oh crud, ouch...put Hell on hold Fiona for me,ouch,Rav just hang in there we'll be there to save you soon

*spills the dirt on MS to Steve Jobs, thus distracting some of the dark forces of MS into fighting a rumour campaign with the slightly less dark forces of Apple*

@ Slade: read the message!

Good Lestat. We must not forget the bigger picture. Ravager has gone quiet. Do you think they have moved him... or something even worse?

[QUOTE=Fiona]Good Lestat. We must not forget the bigger picture. Ravager has gone quiet. Do you think they have moved him... or something even worse? [/QUOTE]
Messed with his source code?

AAARGH!! How can I fight what I don't understand? *drinks more whisky*(plot hiatus.)

@Lestat, Damn him(chus)and his computer people...he knows I try to stay away from that stuff, hence why he thought I would never catch on, nor do something about it.

How long has Rav been silenced ?
@Fiona, I feel your pain

*pulls self together*

Hill - trap laid in temple - check
Chu - trap laid in tap - check
Phreddie - trap laid in citadel - check
Kipi.....I forgot Kipi

[QUOTE=Fiona]Kipi.....I forgot Kipi [/QUOTE]
Sets up a D&D board with fake dummies and a new set of freashly polished dice...
Kipi check

Will that keep him occupied for long enough? Thanks, Slade. I think we're all set. Unless I've forgotten any one else. BTW did you get the plans of the factory?

Lestat, are you willing to do the actual snatch? You are our best lurker

[QUOTE=Fiona]Will that keep him occupied for long enough? Thanks, Slade. I think we're all set. Unless I've forgotten any one else. BTW did you get the plans of the factory?[/QUOTE]
I got something a hidden message that Rav was trying to tell you.....however I dont know how to post that message here only know how to do it in the SF..should I do that?

*gives slade tinfoil hat to save him from brainwashing in the SF* Go ahead if you think it is safe.

*casts loyalty spell in case he is tempted to reveal the plan*