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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:45 am
by Ravager
It's so much easier when someone makes a comment like that which you can just quote and then point the finger of blame at them. That makes some sort of sense right?
So, how's the situation with the deluded cheerleader, Mag?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:40 am
by Denethorn
[QUOTE=Ravager]
So, how's the situation with the deluded cheerleader, Mag?
[/QUOTE]
Is deluded the right word here, Bob? Perhaps 'enlightened' (or soon-to-be-enlightened) is a better choice
?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:31 am
by Magrus
Erm, my ex Lina contacted me last night. I got sidetracked from the cheer leader when I found her letter. She's still trying to get my attention. Amazing how some people can be so friggin perky in the morning.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:02 am
by Locke Da'averan
women, if not so goddamn good for some things i wouldn't even trouble myself
urgh i'm tired and bored and i have to go to the store to buy beer and coke...
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:11 am
by Magrus
I'll second that one, but then, who would I play with if not for young women? That would truly screw with the balance of reality I think!
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:40 am
by Locke Da'averan
indeed, i suck at meeting new ppl, women included, i get some looks and sort but i don't have the urge to go to talk to ppl and i don't usually talk with ppl anyways unless i know them.. yes don't go there about how i've acquired friends/gf in the past...
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:58 am
by Magrus
I usually don't bother meeting new people. Most people irritate me. However, it just so happens pretty girls sort of fall into my lap occasionally and we hook up. It's strange, they're usually quite crazy and emotionally unstable though. Leads to bad things.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:11 am
by ch85us2001
[QUOTE=Magrus]
- Do you drink?
- How often do you drink?
- What is your favorite drink?
- Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
- If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
- Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
- When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
- Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
- Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
- Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
- What is your take on the corruption of children?
- Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.
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1-No see 6
2-N/A
3-N/A
4-No see 6
5-Nothing like a good shocking
6-Yes my mother dropped me on my head when I was a child
7-N/A
8-Most definately
9-I do that anyway
10-Who doesnt like crazy glue?
11-alls well that ends well
12-A smurf ate my father
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:43 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Is deluded the right word here, Bob? Perhaps 'enlightened' (or soon-to-be-enlightened) is a better choice
?[/QUOTE]
Hmm... I stick by deluded. After all, this cheerleader is going after Maggie. Think about it, deluded and/or delusional
.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:52 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Ravager]Hmm... I stick by deluded. After all, this cheerleader is going after Maggie. Think about it, deluded and/or delusional
.[/QUOTE]
Hey I've tried discouraging her! She's definately unstable. Not my fault, I tried fixing that and now she's like a puppy that won't go away.
@Chus, Oooh...new applicant! Maybe you can be our replacement for our wanker muslim driver. He hasn't been around at all lately.
Do you drink tea?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:01 am
by Ravager
Hey I've tried discouraging her! She's definately unstable. Not my fault, I tried fixing that and now she's like a puppy that won't go away.
Cute. Looks like you have a real problem there. Now if I only I got attention like that...
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:08 am
by Magrus
The problem isn't her now, it's the ex that wants to "talk" that doesn't remember the period of January through mid May, and that would be when I dated her and needs to "fill in the gaps". I don't need that now. Soooo, I've got the ex on one hand, and on the other, an unstable cheer leader who thinks she loves me because I don't beat her and I treat her with respect.
I think I should just get a cat and avoid women. They make less fuss and if I ever want to get rid of it, somebody will take it. People love cats! The problem is, I do believe the frustration of being celebate would drive me even more loopy than I already am.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:10 am
by Ravager
You know colourful people, Maggie.
My advice: Get a guard dog, scare all these people away
.
Loopier than you already are? Is that really possible?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:15 am
by Locke Da'averan
life is a ***** and then you occasionally marry one...
why is the youngsters nowadays so "from somewhere else"
like: "i want to kill myself because i have real problems with my life, for example my daddy didn't pay attention to me when i was at the shop and wanted these really cool shoes and he didn't buy them to me and i pouted and he still didn't buy them to me. the whole world hates me and i want to die. i'll just tell this to everyone and then slit my wrists but not enough to actually kill myself, just to get attention from ppl and some pity too aswell, because my life's been so hard.."
i hate nowadays teens, well not everyone but that kind of one's they should've lived in 1940 or smth(i haven't lived then, but then again, i ain't whining that my life is hell)
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:25 am
by Ravager
I agree with that. Fortunately I don't know any that are
that cliche and stupid
.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:25 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Ravager]You know colourful people, Maggie.
My advice: Get a guard dog, scare all these people away
.
Loopier than you already are? Is that really possible?
[/QUOTE]
I know lots of
crazy people, colorful doesn't cover it. I don't like dogs, and I am the guard dog for the house already. Rachel was all happy I get mad at the guys that stare at her.
I don't know if it's possible, however, we decided that I'm dressing up as George Washington in a wheelchair and straight jacket for Halloween this year though and touring malls and such to start a revolution. *nods*
@Locke, indeed. This young lady has informed me yesterday of all the crappy stuff that's gone on lately with her though, she's got a right to be really unhappy with life. Her 11 year old sister was hit by a car yesterday while walking a friends dog, her ex who raped her threatened her life, and her fathers. She can't bring it to the police because her step-brothers are siding with the ex because they hate her father. It reminds me of some other crazy situations I've helped some young ladies out of a few years ago. It's making me want to take a nap.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:31 am
by Ravager
I don't know if it's possible, however, we decided that I'm dressing up as George Washington in a wheelchair and straight jacket for Halloween this year though and touring malls and such to start a revolution. *nods*
Sounds scary to me
.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:35 am
by Magrus
Rachel said she wanted to go as a prostitute pushing my wheelchair. This led to the reasoning behind that, so I'll be George the psych ward escaping pimp or something I think. No clue what Josh will be, but it should be fun!
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:36 am
by Ravager
Nice imagery!
George Washington in a wheelchair pushed by a prostitute. Someone could probably get a deep meaning out of that.
Viva a la revolution, Maggie! I know some French. I'm so cultured
!Not sure if it's Viva or Vive, though
.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:23 pm
by Denethorn
I just know Vive La Resistance from Southpark The Movie