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9. Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
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8. THE BRIDE: The attentive audience members among you will have probably noticed, that all my kills have been straight up fights. Y'all figured I'd face him with my Hanzo sword, aye? Well, I figured Bill figured the same thing. I am the product of three godfathers. Bill, Pai Mei, and Hattori Hanzo. Different teachers teach you different things. But one thing I learned from all three, was "in combat, the opponent that does the unexpected, can usually expect to be the victor." Bill would never see this coming. Not from me. And least any of you judge me a bushwhacker, remember...It was Bill who taught me how to shoot.
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lol JI. I agree; there are no good quotes in a Tarantino movie. :p
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

I don't think I've ever seen a Quentin Tarantino movie.
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Chimaera182 wrote:lol JI. I agree; there are no good quotes in a Tarantino movie. :p
Masa took the only real good one :rolleyes:
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7. Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. ...
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6. This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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5. what country you from? what? do they speak english in what? what? english! do you speak?! wh-what? say what again! say what again! i dare you, i double dare ya mutha sucka!!
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4.
Garçon, coffee!
-Garçon means 'boy'.
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bad topic. whats the.... f it etiquette?
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Post by shana »

You could start a new topic, and then people could post replies to both you and EB. I don't know any quotes either!
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i know lots of his movies but i mean... its kinda lame. i'm not gonna start typing scripts
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shana wrote:You could start a new topic
Whatever floats your boat, I sure don't mind. I knew it was a long shot but I just couldn't resist choosing this topic :p
But let's end with #1 shall we?
1. Check out the big brains on Brad!

Feel free to start a new one.
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lol. ok lessee...
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10. your favorite slippers are missing and theres paw prints on the carpet.
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

9. The dog stole your engagement ring. >_>
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8.the dog bit your ass...
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It's face looks like it was ran through a blender...
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6. You want everyone to think you are a jerk!

Evidently, I haven't figured it out either!!
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Post by Darzog »

I think yours should be #6 Shana, Triline looks like he's not quite figured out how a numbered list works just yet.
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5. There's a big turd on your newspaper.
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