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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:01 am
by Demortis
If you stop to think about it, fire and guns are one in the same :D

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:04 am
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Demortis]If you stop to think about it, fire and guns are one in the same :D [/QUOTE]
true but i would rather light my hand on fire than shoot it.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:07 am
by Demortis
You have no sense of adventure.... :D

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:10 am
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Demortis]You have no sense of adventure.... :D [/QUOTE]
hey now, i would not hesitate to shoot someone else in the hand... by the way let me see your hand i have this nifty neat-o trick i want to show you, it cures head aches! *puts hand inside coat pocket, a long object is pointing at demo from inside the pocket.*

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:15 am
by Demortis
Great, its either a candy bar or a finger....

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:19 pm
by Fiberfar
[QUOTE=Phreddie]Fiber do any of your teachers seem way too excited about their job? my physics teacher is crazy, and my chemistry teacher can match him when he is drinking cofee, i dont feel safe at school any more.[/QUOTE]

You got a crazy physics teacher as well? The world is full of them I guess :D

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:36 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Fiberfar]You got a crazy physics teacher as well? The world is full of them I guess :D [/QUOTE]

Yes. Physics teachers are, in fact, taught by alien overlords. They are attempting to take over the earth by making uncomprehensible theories that are actually disguised reports to alien overlords all over the world.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:40 pm
by Fiberfar
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Yes. Physics teachers are, in fact, taught by alien overlords. They are attempting to take over the earth by making uncomprehensible theories that are actually disguised reports to alien overlords all over the world.[/QUOTE]

Sounds much like my teacher :D

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:47 pm
by Demortis
Aliens or no, if it bleeds, it can be killed!

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:03 pm
by Phreddie
So far, only the females have been shown to bleed, and even then we have never made one bleed, in captivity they go on what apper to be suicide cycles, tis only a matter of time b efore thwere is no blood left.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:06 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Sounds much like my teacher :D [/QUOTE]

LMAO! :D Seems edumication (/carsormyr) is not that different between our countries, then :p

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:08 pm
by Fiberfar
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]LMAO! :D Seems edumication (/carsormyr) is not that different between our countries, then :p [/QUOTE]

I suspect that my teacher isn't a regular alien, but an Overlord. It looks as if the other teachers are afraid of him :D

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:15 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Fiberfar]I suspect that my teacher isn't a regular alien, but an Overlord. It looks as if the other teachers are afraid of him :D [/QUOTE]

Hehehe watch those tests then, or he'll make you his pet slave :D

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:17 pm
by Phreddie
for those americans, i dont think its international, do you do ITS in any of your classes?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:53 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Phreddie]for those americans, i dont think its international, do you do ITS in any of your classes?[/QUOTE]

what is ITS?

Internal
Therapy of
Spamming?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:24 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]what is ITS?

Internal
Therapy of
Spamming?[/QUOTE]
Individualized
Teaching
Style

basically you have a bunch of comuters, and you rotate betwen each computer doing different activities, you take notes, print off results etc. then go home do word problems in the textbook, then come in at the end of a unit and take a test, all the while the teacher does nothing, mine actually helps some, but he has not taught us anything, unless it is through videos that he puts on and then goes and does wahtever he feels like.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:02 pm
by Ravager
Sounds familiar. :rolleyes:
Here's a UK version

Personal
Development
(Planning)

The University post questions questions on their website every week on future careers and such. Oh, they send out automated emails if they're not done by a certain time.
And best of all, it's a Government Initiative! So it must be right! :o
They don't look at the stuff sent back after it's filled in either...

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:18 pm
by Luis Antonio
Never heard of that... :D Ignorance is bliss... erm... no not really. In fact we did something like that at the university during the conclusion paper. But not before, what i regret.

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:56 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=Ravager]And best of all, it's a Government Initiative! So it must be right! :o [/QUOTE]
Bah. What does your Government know. Just wait until Bunn-ay will rule the world, THEN you'll know what is wrong and what is right! :o
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:23 am
by Demortis
Great, Brynn just became a fanatic.

@Brynn: I can help you through this, its gonna be a tough time, so if we stick to the 12 step program, you should be fine in no time.