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[Phreddie]

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]So twistable. So deliciously twistable. *sigh* [/QUOTE]
Keep it in your head Hill.

[Ravager]

I've been neglecting my spamming duties here tonight. Ah well, consider it an exercise in seeing how well you all do without me.

[Lasher]

Don't worry, Rav... It's pretty chill no matter what's going on...

[Phreddie]

Dear SYMians:

I have decided to leave GameBanshee. While the welcome was more than warm, and the spam enjoyable, it feels emtpy to me. I am also begining to find your perversions sickening. This website is also taking too much time out of my life and I cannot keep up with world that is real and that which is spam. I wish you all long and happy lives, but for me I must concentrate on my life outside of the forums.

Sincerely,
Phreddie
hmm.. i wodner hoize th people will highlight this portion and realize that i really am only dissapearing to enact the phinal phases of my Master Plan. *sobs*

[Ravager]

Uh, Phreddie?
I may not have bothered highlighting if that *sobs* wasn't partway along the line, it's a big clue.

[Lasher]

Bye Phreddie! Merry Christmas If I don't see you!

[Fiona]

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]What!?!?! Say it ain't true!
Please tell me youll come back. PLEASE![/QUOTE]

[quote="Juni] do you really want me to cry.........[/quote"]

etc etc

saves time

[Ravager]

Couldn't find any quotes from me then?
I was incredibly sceptical for that.

[Hill-Shatar]

A short spamming.

What have I missed while up in the RPG areas?

[Ravager]

Not too much. I'm trying to spam a little more now, I was distracted earlier on.

I have to keep up my Posts Per Day count somehow.

So, I'll return the favour...Hill-Shatar has...*beep* 4786 posts. And *beep* 32.97 PPD!
I have *beep* incalculably high posts and PPD.

[Hill-Shatar]

I don't know whether to chastise you about post count or not.

You may have noticed that mine is going down...

It means I have to be elsewhere. I should be preparing for a speech tommorrow, but it is only for a few people, so I should be fine. I hate public speaking.

Then, whever I say that, I remember the amount of people who have read this thread...

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]I should be preparing for a speech tommorrow, but it is only for a few people, so I should be fine. I hate public speaking.
[/QUOTE]

I'm not good either, I have improved over the years. I always had a nervous reaction, I'd start giggling or something.
Like when I was part of this group performing in front of the whole school. That was a good experience for me. I didn't even manage one line.

[Hill-Shatar]

I can imagine you standing in front of several hundred people just giggling.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]I can imagine you standing in front of several hundred people just giggling. [/QUOTE]

Then the other kids started laughing and it went downhill from there.
The irony is that the teacher didn't want me to say much anyway, but I was determined to say a couple more things.

[Hill-Shatar]

Yes, well, public speach for me is a problem. It is why when they send me to conferences thay make sure that the light will blind me for the entire speach until I blanch at the end, finally seeing the audience.

[Lasher]

I've developed a talent over the years that allows me to completely ignore everything and everyone present. It's magical. The only thing I have to remember to do is turn my head this way and that every once and a while... Brilliant!

[Ravager]

Wow, wish I could do that. Even if I can look at something other than the audience, it'd still be at the back of my mind that I'm there.

[Lasher]

It's been a personal triumph, obviously. It's all thanks to the many speech and drama classes from high school, actually.

[Ravager]

Hmm, useful.
Okay, time for my departure. See you later.

[Lasher]

Peace, Rav