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dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:14 pm

Nah, it's not as if it's a big deal if Hill chokes

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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:14 pm

*hand wacks DJV in the stomach*

Sorry... nerves, y'know...

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:16 pm

*staggers around and falls over, crushing Hill*

Whoa, sparkly visions.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:18 pm

*brings out the chlorocannon and tries to decide who to aim for*

I copied the plans!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:19 pm

Wow, you must be fat to flatten a 6 foot 4 26 year old guy with horns on his head.

Strange, they won't move.

Good, if you used the plan... *pulls out a universal control for all chlorocannons and sets off what looks like the nozzle*

Self chlorinization device. In case those who are melting get too close and must cleanse myself.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:21 pm

Those aren't horns, we calls those tumors. I would recommend seeing a doctor...but why would I want you to do that

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:22 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Good, if you used the plan... *pulls out a universal control for all chlorocannons and sets off what looks like the nozzle*

Self chlorinization device. In case those who are melting get too close and must cleanse myself.

[/QUOTE]

NOOOOOO!!!

*digs out override control*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:22 pm

People are making fun of my headband again! First they called it a wonderbra, and now they call it tumours!

@ Rav: It holds the ammo in, by the way.

*shoots dart*

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:23 pm

Fine, how about a conjoined twin's legs poking out

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And Rav, remember, it's always in the last place you look

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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:25 pm

Er... DJ... you might want to get out of range before that thing blows....

*sigh*

I guess I need my escape car again.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:26 pm

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Fine, how about a conjoined twin's legs poking out

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Can't be. He'd have genitals in his brain. Oh

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:27 pm

I'm on the opposite side of the planet... I think that's far enough.

And Hill, make sure that you don't drive off the edge of the world, otherwise it's much worse than the chlorine effects. Trust me, I have to hang on everyday down under

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Yeah, it's always after you say it you realise it's true

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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:28 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Can't be. He'd have genitals in his brain. Oh

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Fiona, your posting weird again. *blasts with Cannon*

There. All better now. The unclean part of you is gone. Hey, where did Fiona go?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:31 pm

*wonders what Hill's definition of weird might be*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:31 pm

Hey! That's MY Cannon. Leave it alone!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:34 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]*wonders what Hill's definition of weird might be*[/QUOTE]

devil

Ravvy, I still have my cannon.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:34 pm

*Starts laughing at all this* OH NO! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! I LET GO OF THE EARTH, I'M FALLING!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:35 pm

Oh dear! I knew we forgot to do something!

*cuts safety rope*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:37 pm

Oops! I forgot to do something too...what was it?

*watches DJV float away*

Oh! I was supposed to save him. *shrugs* Meh. :devil:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:40 pm

DJ has not reached escape velocity. Earth rotates. Falls to Earth in Canada. Bounces off very fluffy pillows in a convenient temple. Lands on Hill,squashing him flat.

Deja vu

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