Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:42 pm
*reinflates Hill* that was too funny. 
Mmmm... anyone watched Airplane?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:46 pm
You are all evil people! EVIL!
Mmmm... anyone watched Airplane? :laugh: :mischief:
Mmmm... anyone watched Airplane?
:laugh: :mischief: Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:48 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO!
This is even worse than falling off the Earth, falling in Cananda. Now I'm in Hill's home territory. I must trek very carefully here. First of all, no licking frozen poles.
This is even worse than falling off the Earth, falling in Cananda. Now I'm in Hill's home territory. I must trek very carefully here. First of all, no licking frozen poles.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:50 pm
Did I mention that the highlanders are wandering through Calgary soon?
We have snow here. Your Australian. You will not last five minutes.
We have snow here. Your Australian. You will not last five minutes.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:50 pm
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Mmmm... anyone watched Airplane? :laugh: :mischief: [/QUOTE]
I think I have. Great film!
I almost feel sorry for DJV. Almost.
:laugh: :mischief: [/QUOTE]I think I have. Great film!
I almost feel sorry for DJV. Almost.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:53 pm
Hmm, my advice; don't eat any yellow snow.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:55 pm
Hey, we have snow in Southern Aus... though that doesn't really help me seeing as I don't live there.
Ooo a pole. I've always wanted to do this. *licks pole* Gelp me pwease .
Ooo a pole. I've always wanted to do this. *licks pole* Gelp me pwease
.Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:55 pm
[QUOTE=Ravager]I think I have. Great film!
I almost feel sorry for DJV. Almost. [/QUOTE]
LOL. Remember the inflation scene, with the automatic pilot?
We just want to let you know, we're all counting on you. Good luck.
I almost feel sorry for DJV. Almost.
[/QUOTE]LOL. Remember the inflation scene, with the automatic pilot?
We just want to let you know, we're all counting on you. Good luck.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:57 pm
*pours grain alcohol onto it*
I have seen that movie
I have seen that movie
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:00 pm
Yeah, igwore the Wussie stwuck to a powe .
.Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:00 pm
Excellent! What about you DJV?
Um, why is he licking poles, by the way?
Heh heh. Wussie.
Um, why is he licking poles, by the way?
Heh heh. Wussie.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:01 pm
DJ. Athena rescued you in the nicest possible way. Ungrateful hound
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:01 pm
Nevwer downe it bwefwore.
Oh, does that save me... in that case, thankyou, at least some people have decency. (I do actually have no idea how to remove people from metallic objects stuck to their tongue, so excuse the lack of knowledge on this important area .
Oh, does that save me... in that case, thankyou, at least some people have decency. (I do actually have no idea how to remove people from metallic objects stuck to their tongue, so excuse the lack of knowledge on this important area
.Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:01 pm
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]LOL. Remember the inflation scene, with the automatic pilot?
We just want to let you know, we're all counting on you. Good luck. [/QUOTE]
Heh.
Pity I haven't seen it in a while.
*ignores the freezing Aussie*
We just want to let you know, we're all counting on you. Good luck.
[/QUOTE]Heh.
Pity I haven't seen it in a while.
*ignores the freezing Aussie*
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:03 pm
Strange, Athena's way should have gotten him off. I know another methods. *throws a pan of hot water on the tounge*
We own the DVD. Both of them.
We own the DVD. Both of them.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:05 pm
Well apparently it did, I was just thinking you were pouring alcohol on me to make me in an even worse position .
Now I continue my trek, wait, what's that? OH NO! CANADIANS! RUUUNNN!:speech:
.Now I continue my trek, wait, what's that? OH NO! CANADIANS! RUUUNNN!:speech:
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:10 pm
The young Australian runs accross the uneven icy terrain, unsure which way to go. He saw the glow of fires and igloos to the south, perhaps another tribe? If he can make it there in time, he should be safe.
Runny full tilt from the men on dogsleds, he nairly avoids getting hit with several strips of oh-so-fattening back bacon. But as he turns the corner of the path, he meets the other tribe, armed with maple syrup. They begin atacking each other ferociously, until the Maple Syrup tribe finally paralysis the Back Bacon tribe with the stickiness of the syrup.
The young Aussie tries his best Canadian accent, but none of them understand them. "Ah," he thinks, "This must be called the quebec-cois".
Soon after they beggin arguing, the party decides to attack each other. Quickly skirting the gruop, he turns for the South. If only he can make it to the border...
Runny full tilt from the men on dogsleds, he nairly avoids getting hit with several strips of oh-so-fattening back bacon. But as he turns the corner of the path, he meets the other tribe, armed with maple syrup. They begin atacking each other ferociously, until the Maple Syrup tribe finally paralysis the Back Bacon tribe with the stickiness of the syrup.
The young Aussie tries his best Canadian accent, but none of them understand them. "Ah," he thinks, "This must be called the quebec-cois".
Soon after they beggin arguing, the party decides to attack each other. Quickly skirting the gruop, he turns for the South. If only he can make it to the border...
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:10 pm
Running won't save you now! :devil:
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:13 pm
Exhausted, he is stumbling to make the rest of the way. Suddenly, a snowmobile is coming straight at him. Too tired to hide, he just collapses.
A man dismounts, saying something in his language. Suddenly, the Aussie gets an idea. Pulling out his last Vegemite sandwich, he charges at the Canadian with it. As soon as the Canadian sees it, he is paralyzed with fear. Taking his chance, the Aussie jumps on the vehicle and charges to the border. He eventually makes it, safe at last, he boards a plane back to where he belongs, Down Under.
Oh, and I forget to mention. Athena gets a giftbasket and a postcard for freeing me .
A man dismounts, saying something in his language. Suddenly, the Aussie gets an idea. Pulling out his last Vegemite sandwich, he charges at the Canadian with it. As soon as the Canadian sees it, he is paralyzed with fear. Taking his chance, the Aussie jumps on the vehicle and charges to the border. He eventually makes it, safe at last, he boards a plane back to where he belongs, Down Under.
Oh, and I forget to mention. Athena gets a giftbasket and a postcard for freeing me
.Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:18 pm
Thanks I thought you'd never see grass again!
I thought you'd never see grass again!