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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:24 pm

Leaning back in his nice and comfy chair, the young man looks around. The plane seemed fairly average... a family here, a fat man there, some guy slamming his chair into his lap and several screaming children.

"Welcome to Westjet flihgt one-three-nine, our tourist special for the evening. Today, we will be flying cross clountry to our neighbours up in Canada."

Paralyzed with fear, the boy's face went white, drained of all colour for fear. Screaming, he ran for the ****pit, but a burly flight attendant grabbed him and strapped him down.

He eventually falls asleep after hitting turbulence for the fourth time, and wakes up chained to a tree, faced by several dozen large, yellow pieces of machinery. Strange, he thought to himself, that I should face them strapped to an oak.

He looks around and sees several dozen other people in tie-die shirts and bandanas. One next to him, a kindly old lady, was also chained to a tree. Singing to herself, she notices that he is groaing.

"Oh dear, youngin, your head hurt?" She asked kindly,"It's a good thing we found you in time for the demonstration."

Demonstration? Looking around, he can see that they are all what are known as the most powerful lazy force in Canada. Hippies. Since he was out cold, they must have thought that he was one of them, and had overdone some drugs. He begins yelling out names of Canadians and hippies he knew.

"The Z!"

"Dragon Wench!"

"Kayless!"

"Yes, youngin?"

Turning, he sees a man with brown hair and a tie die shirt hugging a nearby tree. He comes over, and asks hium what he was doing. Upon speaking, he was able to explain to the hippy what he needed. Eventually, they unchained the trees.

Kayless immediately went back to his intimate moments with the tree. Shivering, the Aussie left, just in time to see a police officer notice him as a non-Canadian. At the sound of "Release the Beavers!" he ran for the mountains, hoping to lose them in the craggy peaks.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:32 pm

Wait a minute. Don't tell me I've just started a war with a stack of SYMers.

Uh oh

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:33 pm

Ooh...post...too...big! Now I have a headache.

Wait a minute. Don't tell me I've just started a war with a stack of SYMers.

*insert ominous music here*

Night everyone. See you all later.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:34 pm

I think the rest of the Canadians are on your side. *underground railway representative appears* *sings "Go Directly Away From the Drinking Gourd"*

Night Ravager.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:38 pm

Night Rav.

That's probably true Fiona, afterall, it is only Hill

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Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:46 pm

Now that someone's plotting to take over the world; http://www.greydragon.org/trips/Warwick ... ing060.jpg

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:48 pm

Awwwww I didn't get to read it

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Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:51 pm

http://www.greydragon.org/trips/Warwick ... ing053.jpg It's all about that horse

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:53 pm

In that first picture, I think the third horse (the white one) has a pretty strange rider. He looks more like an ex-rocker than a knight

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Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:53 pm

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:58 pm

The white bit coming out the helmet looks like a mullet/longhair, rather than a knight's thing.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:00 pm

[QUOTE=dj_venom]The white bit coming out the helmet looks like a mullet/longhair, rather than a knight's thing.[/QUOTE]

I'll leave that for other's to twist.

What are the knights about anyway?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:03 pm

They're here to help us take over the world.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:04 pm

Well Fiona, not all of us have sick minds like you

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Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:42 pm

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Well Fiona, not all of us have sick minds like you

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So trying to take over the world is healthy; refraining from twisting things is sick? It was definitely the black kitten's fault

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:54 pm

Have I missed something? I tried both.

Black Kitten? As in black sheep? ...

..what type of kitten are you?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:56 pm

Here is one of the horses I work with; he's beautiful. http://www.horsemensguide.com/images/20 ... GEHILL.jpg He's called T-Ray

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:56 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Have I missed something? I tried both.

Black Kitten? As in black sheep? ...

..what type of kitten are you?

[/QUOTE]

Have you read Through the Looking Glass?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:59 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Have you read Through the Looking Glass?[/QUOTE]

Freaky. Please don't smile.

@ Athena: Nice horse. Do you work with show horses? These are not the same kind that my Aunt works with... they seem much larger.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:01 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Freaky. Please don't smile. [/quote]

Sorry, you've lost me

@ Athena Beautiful horse

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