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Monkey's aren't idiots you know. It'd be the pimp of the jungle if I educated my monkey.

[QUOTE=Maggie]Monkey's aren't idiots you know. It'd be the pimp of the jungle if I educated my monkey.[/QUOTE]

Do you think the monkey would want to stay with you after all that?

Probably not, most of my other pets have moved on after what I've taught them. It's not all bad though, liven's things up, makes you seek out new experiences and people to have enjoyable company and blah blah blah.

mag+pets=BS+sheeps?

well jokes aside that's pretty strange IMO.. like some great mystery, good as a movie script if you ask me....

Bah! My pets aren't furry quadrupeds.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Bah! My pets aren't furry quadrupeds. [/QUOTE]

BS=perv=magrus therefore BS=magrus yes it's flawed but still

so your pets don't walk on four legs and don't have any fur? my god man, what kind of cats are you breeding?(and no i don't mean your kittens )

Flawed logic indeed!

I breed umm...I don't breed. At all.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Flawed logic indeed!

I breed umm...I don't breed. At all. [/QUOTE]

hmm.. no breeding... well can't blame one for trying to eh?

you breed sex-smitten-nymph-kittens

you breed sex-smitten-nymph-kittens

Automatic subscribers to the Magrus philosphy?

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]you breed sex-smitten-nymph-kittens [/QUOTE]

Heh, I'd forgotten about that. Crap, it's been far too long if I've forgotten. I miss my little puerto rican.

What's the story behind that? And don't just give me a page ref.

*walks in*

now i can say Ive been in here

*leaves*

[QUOTE=Ravager]What's the story behind that? And don't just give me a page ref. [/QUOTE]

The story behind her? I picked a little blonde instead of her, she got mad, ran to Seattle, has a daughter, switched teams, and now she's going to build me a website for my naughty writings for me.

More people exposed to your inner thinkings? Wow that's...uh...something.

*insert witty remark here*

[QUOTE=Magrus]The story behind her? I picked a little blonde instead of her, she got mad, ran to Seattle, has a daughter, switched teams, and now she's going to build me a website for my naughty writings for me.[/QUOTE]

where the hell do you find your kittens man? one could write a movie trilogy about your escapades in the worlds greatest mysteries, females..

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]where the hell do you find your kittens man? one could write a movie trilogy about your escapades in the worlds greatest mysteries, females..[/QUOTE]

I want to see a biography. That would probably be a trilogy in itself

[QUOTE=Ravager]I want to see a biography. That would probably be a trilogy in itself [/QUOTE]

watch out Tolkien... here comes Magrus! Lord of the pervs!

well although it's not fiction but most ppl would prolly think so....

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]
well although it's not fiction but most ppl would prolly think so....[/QUOTE]

Move aside diet books! This one's going to the top of the bestseller list!

If publishers decline to assist in this, they don't know what they're missing out on.

Under advisory from Rav, Ive decided to see if I would be accepted or not if I put in my application.

1. Yes
2. every day, almost.
3. Whisky
4. Yes...again.
5. Ive tried shock treatments under certain...conditions... so yes. I would. Though it wont help.
6. My mother never answered that question
7. 2 nights ago. It rained last night, and I didnt want to touch my stock.
8. yes...if we cage the girl(screams, shes evil...papa smurf, can i lick...)... aand torture the others...
9. yes
10. Sure. Ive already had one with a garden hose.
11. I like them young, they are easier. they get cynical.
12. Already pouring the shots...

heyhey another applier to the school and where's the headmaster eh? somewhere sowing his royal oats i believe

uhh... yeah... carry on..

how come ppl don't have to perform the obstacle course like in the early days??