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Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:17 am

I do some commercials....but my official title at the zoo is "Corporate Executive Gatekeeper"

Things are getting a little screwy here....I gotta take a time out....it's testing my mult-tasking skills.......
Until Later!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:03 pm

Are there any cornish game hens at the zoo?

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:09 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Are there any cornish game hens at the zoo?[/QUOTE]
LOL! Not today....cause they are on the menu!!!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:26 pm

Cornish hens with carrots and potatoes. YUM!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:40 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Cornish hens with carrots and potatoes. YUM![/QUOTE]
...you can't forget the stuffing.....it's special, ya know....

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:46 pm

I do some commercials....but my official title at the zoo is "Corporate Executive Gatekeeper"

So you're an usher?

Waiting for the spamming to speed up...

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:48 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]So you're an usher?

[/QUOTE]
No, not exactally....well, come to think of it.....that's is inculded in my zoo keeping duties.....

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:49 pm

You're a corporate executive? Does that mean you're in charge of an usher? Are you the Head Usher?

Cornish hens with carrots and potatoes. YUM!

Damn, he's making me hungry.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:51 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]You're a corporate executive? Does that mean you're in charge of an usher?

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LOL, thats a good one....
I'm soooo not corporate, and completely non-executive....it's a super-fantastic-important sounded title that a few of us came up with one day...I have cards.....

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:53 pm

I'm soooo not corporate, and completely non-executive....it's a super-fantastic-important sounded title that a few of us came up with one day...I have cards.....

Titles can be so fun. Deputies, Assistants, Sub-Assistants, Regional Managers, Junior Executive etc.. the trick is to put as many as you can in there

Corporate's related to selling. So that probably works for you

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:56 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Titles can be so fun. Deputies, Assistants, Sub-Assistants, Regional Managers, Junior Executive etc.. the trick is to put as many as you can in there

Corporate's related to selling. So that probably works for you

[/QUOTE]
Ya think I could sell snow to a snowman??
My big title really stands for Receptionist/Admin Assist.......Now you know!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:02 pm

Hmm.. what do they call people at tills here?

Ah, Customer Service Assistants

. Now, that's the job to go for...

Receptionist/Admin Assistant? Well, it's a step above CSA.

The UK has also been bitten by the titles bug

Ya think I could sell snow to a snowman??

If it's a talking snowman with money in a cold room, perhaps

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:02 pm

Always on Search and Rescue duties. That and covering for chus during his absences. Oh, and trying to keep hill in check.

Hey, hey...Im lurking! Back for five minutes and already I find you making fun of my slightly uncontrollable nature.

LOL!! Keeping hill in check is probally more demanding that Search & Rescue!

And I thought we had something...

You two shouldnt be left alone for too long...its like leaving a kid with dynamite and matches.

Hmm.. what do they call people at tills here?

the nice, simple people up here just call them greeters...you can make the title longer.They call you that, or the scammer at the front who charges too much.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:03 pm

You two shouldnt be left alone for too long...its like leaving a kid with dynamite and matches.

An explosive combination?

As for the mocking, hill. You should know... of course I dare mock you. It's what I do.

*looks at watch* Are we going to speed up now?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:09 pm

Excuse me. you are making fun off

[BOOMING VOICE] A CANADIAN [/VOICE].

Thats not nice. I sentence you to 3 hours straight of eating pure maple syrup, whisky (dont read the word, Hot thang),and 40 pounds of back bacon and nanaimo bars. FEEL THE TERROR!

*looks at watch* Are we going to speed up now?

If you do you lose my witty repaté...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:10 pm

I have no idea what a nanaimo bar is. Anyway, no ordering me around!

If you do you lose my witty repaté...

Bah! Just go quicker... no loss.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:12 pm

Ravvy, ever heard of a swirly

...ya, my Brit friend didnt know what it was either.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:15 pm

What are you talking about?!

Did Juniper disappear?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:18 pm

If juniper is here, she can explain, from he infinite wisdom, what Im talking about.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:19 pm

And in the meantime...?

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