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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:17 am
by Juniper
I do some commercials....but my official title at the zoo is "Corporate Executive Gatekeeper" :D

Things are getting a little screwy here....I gotta take a time out....it's testing my mult-tasking skills.......
Until Later! :)

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:03 pm
by ch85us2001
Are there any cornish game hens at the zoo?

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:09 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Are there any cornish game hens at the zoo?[/QUOTE]
LOL! Not today....cause they are on the menu!!!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:26 pm
by ch85us2001
Cornish hens with carrots and potatoes. YUM!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:40 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Cornish hens with carrots and potatoes. YUM![/QUOTE]
...you can't forget the stuffing.....it's special, ya know.... :D

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:46 pm
by Ravager
I do some commercials....but my official title at the zoo is "Corporate Executive Gatekeeper"


So you're an usher? :D

:o Waiting for the spamming to speed up...

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:48 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Ravager]So you're an usher? :D [/QUOTE]
No, not exactally....well, come to think of it.....that's is inculded in my zoo keeping duties..... :)

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:49 pm
by Ravager
You're a corporate executive? Does that mean you're in charge of an usher? Are you the Head Usher? :D ;)
Cornish hens with carrots and potatoes. YUM!


Damn, he's making me hungry. :(

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:51 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Ravager]You're a corporate executive? Does that mean you're in charge of an usher? :D ;) [/QUOTE]
LOL, thats a good one....
I'm soooo not corporate, and completely non-executive....it's a super-fantastic-important sounded title that a few of us came up with one day...I have cards..... ;)

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:53 pm
by Ravager
I'm soooo not corporate, and completely non-executive....it's a super-fantastic-important sounded title that a few of us came up with one day...I have cards.....


Titles can be so fun. Deputies, Assistants, Sub-Assistants, Regional Managers, Junior Executive etc.. the trick is to put as many as you can in there :p

Corporate's related to selling. So that probably works for you :)

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:56 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Ravager]Titles can be so fun. Deputies, Assistants, Sub-Assistants, Regional Managers, Junior Executive etc.. the trick is to put as many as you can in there :p

Corporate's related to selling. So that probably works for you :) [/QUOTE]
Ya think I could sell snow to a snowman??
My big title really stands for Receptionist/Admin Assist.......Now you know!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:02 pm
by Ravager
Hmm.. what do they call people at tills here?

Ah, Customer Service Assistants :rolleyes: :D . Now, that's the job to go for...

Receptionist/Admin Assistant? Well, it's a step above CSA. ;) The UK has also been bitten by the titles bug :rolleyes:
Ya think I could sell snow to a snowman??


If it's a talking snowman with money in a cold room, perhaps :D

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:02 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Always on Search and Rescue duties. That and covering for chus during his absences. Oh, and trying to keep hill in check.


Hey, hey...Im lurking! Back for five minutes and already I find you making fun of my slightly uncontrollable nature.
LOL!! Keeping hill in check is probally more demanding that Search & Rescue!


And I thought we had something... :( :D




You two shouldnt be left alone for too long...its like leaving a kid with dynamite and matches. :p
Hmm.. what do they call people at tills here?
the nice, simple people up here just call them greeters...you can make the title longer.They call you that, or the scammer at the front who charges too much. :p

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:03 pm
by Ravager
You two shouldnt be left alone for too long...its like leaving a kid with dynamite and matches.


An explosive combination? :D

As for the mocking, hill. You should know... of course I dare mock you. It's what I do. :D ;)

*looks at watch* Are we going to speed up now?

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:09 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Excuse me. you are making fun off

[BOOMING VOICE] A CANADIAN [/VOICE].

Thats not nice. I sentence you to 3 hours straight of eating pure maple syrup, whisky (dont read the word, Hot thang),and 40 pounds of back bacon and nanaimo bars. FEEL THE TERROR!
*looks at watch* Are we going to speed up now?
If you do you lose my witty repaté... ;)

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:10 pm
by Ravager
I have no idea what a nanaimo bar is. Anyway, no ordering me around! :D
If you do you lose my witty repaté...


Bah! Just go quicker... no loss. :p

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:12 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Ravvy, ever heard of a swirly :D ...ya, my Brit friend didnt know what it was either.

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:15 pm
by Ravager
What are you talking about?! :p

Did Juniper disappear? :(

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:18 pm
by Hill-Shatar
If juniper is here, she can explain, from he infinite wisdom, what Im talking about. :p

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:19 pm
by Ravager
And in the meantime...? :p