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Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:21 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Tip to Fibey:
Use Reverse Pscyhology here.

Nah, that was sincere.
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I'm sorry but my abilities to use Revesed Pscyhology sucks

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:22 pm

You see: the subject led already to several posts of spam. And I was talking about the type of tingles you feel when someone in a movie you're watching gets kicked in the nadgers.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:24 pm

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]I'm sorry but my abilities to use Revesed Pscyhology sucks

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Can I make that my own personal Psychology?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:24 pm

New subject: why teddy bears are causeing our teeth to decay...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:25 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]New subject: why teddy bears are causeing our teeth to decay...[/QUOTE]

They are?!

Shouldn't there have been a memo on this?

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:27 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]You see: the subject led already to several posts of spam. And I was talking about the type of tingles you feel when someone in a movie you're watching gets kicked in the nadgers.[/QUOTE]

All this talk about Castraati got me thinking about something:

How did people in the 17th century castrate people?
They did not have the technology we use today, so did they do it the hard way (A knife), or the easy way (A hammer)? Or maybe they even used another metod?

Ravager would not answer it, so I'm asking you perverts

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:30 pm

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]All this talk about Castraati got me thinking about something:

How did people in the 17th century castrate people?
They did not have the technology we use today, so did they do it the hard way (A knife), or the easy way (A hammer)?

Ravager would not answer it, so I'm asking you perverts

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First off watch your step on this one.... mods might say tis too graphic... the easy way is a hammer!?! You sick freak! the eazy way involves a hammer and chisel

... knock the patient out so they wont feel it, and then... proceed.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:31 pm

*grumbles* Nobody appreciates what I do for them

The "operation" involved drugging the boy with opium, immersing him in a warm bath until he became (hopefully) insensible; then the ducts leading to the testes were severed and that was it ... if he recovered, and many did not; no aseptic procedures in those days. This information is included in Charles D'Ancillon's "Traite des Eunuques", aka "Eunuchism Displayed" (1707) and is a contemporary account of the castration of boys.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:32 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]They are?!

Shouldn't there have been a memo on this?

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No the TTD (Teddies for Tooth Decay) had enough supporters in both the House and the Senate to block the bill that would have made it a law to give every citizen a memo yearly tha toutlines protection programs that include tooth condoms for when you sleep with your tedies, as well as a mouth gaurd for all other occasions.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:33 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]*grumbles* Nobody appreciates what I do for them[/QUOTE]

That is just a cover up for the methods mentioned above

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:34 pm

[QUOTE=Opera Encyclopedia Definition]It is an interesting fact to note that, during the 16th, 17th and 18th centuries, only approximately 1% of castrated or partially castrated boys developed into successful singers.[/QUOTE]

I know, not so interesting.

@Phreddie, and in the UK?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:36 pm

This reminds me of a joke:
A farmer is asked how he makes a bull into an oxen by a cityslicker. Answers the farmer: "I take two bricks and smack them together"
Cityslicker: "But doesn't that hurt?"
Farmer: "Only if you get a finger between the bricks".

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:37 pm

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]That is just a cover up for the methods mentioned above

[/QUOTE]

Whatever can you mean?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:40 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I know, not so interesting.

@Phreddie, and in the UK?

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Both houses are firmly in the TTD's pockets, they own world polotics, france is their HQ, germany is the only major western european country left, and of course switzerland.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:51 pm

Should I move to Switzerland, the place that keeps perfect time, then?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:53 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Should I move to Switzerland, the place that keeps perfect time, then?

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I dunno, id move to america... were so ignorant wed think you were like a prince of england and give you food and sacrifice lambs in keeping with you customs...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:58 pm

Sounds good to me.

Suddenly the idea seems almost tempting...

Is anyone else getting those Database Errors atm or is it just me?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:15 pm

Freedom leads to Lust.
Lust is the key to Jealousy.
Jealousy breeds Ignorance.
Through Ignorance an American is born.

-OR-

Freedom leads to Prejudice.
Prejudice begets Ignorance.
Ignorance enslaves the masses..

WHich is better?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:22 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Is anyone else getting those Database Errors atm or is it just me?

[/QUOTE]It's just you.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:27 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Freedom leads to Lust.
Lust is the key to Jealousy.
Jealousy breeds Ignorance.
Through Ignorance an American is born.

-OR-

Freedom leads to Prejudice.
Prejudice begets Ignorance.
Ignorance leads to slavery.

WHich is better?[/QUOTE]
Better for what?

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