Spam Factory

[Ravager]

Either the stars lied or the voters did...

So I'm still some 'smartly designed and friendly computer program'? Shouldn't this mean computers work better for me?

[slade]

Pssst...Rav come here...lets go have a drink at a pub or somewhere else...:mischief:

*Unleashes pink elephants*

[Fiona]

Hello Rav, it's so nice to see you. we got your message. How would you like to come to the citadel. I have done all your course work. trust me, we'll get you out of here

[Ravager]

*sees the elephants* Ooh! Pink!
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone's concern for my wellbeing, unfortunately this is a brief repreive!
The Citadel, you say? Why not.
And you finished my coursework, eh? Were the questions even on there?

[Lestat]

Hi Rav!
*puts up freeware firewall around Rav to cut him off of all nefarious MS influences*

[Ravager]

Hiya Lestat! How are you today? The lurking's going well I take it?
*moves to help Lestat make the barrier permanent but MS counterstrikes! Releasing their latest firewall software they breach the barrier!!* Thanks for all your help everyone. I hope it's not in vain...
Don't forget me..........

[Fiona]

*2 pink elephant trunks comes through the window and snatch Lestat and Ravager back to the citadel*

O no you don't

[Ravager]

Nooo, they're armed with tranquilisers, enough to take down the hardiest spammer or...pinkiest of elephant!

[Fiona]

Too late. Hi ho Pinker. Awaaay

*Slams doors and windows after Rav and Lestat are out. Locks and wards.*

[Lestat]

*uses empathic connection to interior decoration (I knew that was a good thing to do) in combination with natural Belgian inclination towards surrealism to create massive destabilisation of reality in SF. Anything is possible now, and MS can't cope with the instability, and all its counterstrikeware crashes*

[Fiona]

Excellent work Lestat. Victory is ours.

Don't know how to debrief Ravager though. He seems to be a little disoriented. Can you debug him?

[Ravager]

I'm free! Yay!
Away from their evil clutches!
Though I still don't know who 'they' really were...ninjas perhaps? Hired by an evil technological conglomerate (sp)!

[Fiona]

Read back Ravager. Lestat laid the whole plot out for all to see

[Ravager]

So, that's why Phreddie needed all those animal parts...:speech:
What's the Gomez reference about?
Hmm...how can I ever thank you enough for the engineering and undertaking of my rescue?

[Fiona]

Well it put the afternoon in

something to do with VtmB, he said. See the reprise in the citadel

[Ravager]

Well, it was very inventive.

[Lestat]

You're welcome
In Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (VtM:B), you regularly hear as a sort of background music a radio talkshow. And one of the callers is Gomez, a person who calls to tell people about the truths that "they" are trying to hide from us. Examples are that the Andromedan are giving space technology to the Chinese to get back at the Beta-Centaurians (AKA the "Greys") who gave space technology to the Americans, thus fighting a war by proxy). Or that the government is selling the footage of security cameras to the Illuminati. Or that recycling is a myth and they are collecting DNA samples so they can clone you and then train your clone to kill you and take your place. And of course, the most important: that Vampires secretly control the world. :mischief:

[Ravager]

Ah, the quintessential conspiracy theorist. Now the 'truth' has been revealed shouldn't we be taking this to the sadly underused HBI?

[Fiona]

Good point. Consult Slade, I suggest. I think the evidence is strong enough but he'll be better able to judge. At least if you believe his profile

[slade]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Ah, the quintessential conspiracy theorist. Now the 'truth' has been revealed shouldn't we be taking this to the sadly underused HBI? [/QUOTE]
My thoughts exactly

@Fiona, my profile?