The Heathen Citadel
I have to with mine, it's a long haired cat thats too old to clean its back, and it gets so tangled up that it ends up looking like an armadillo so we have to take some hair clippers and scissors and cut it all off so she isn't carrying around half the stuff in the backyard. Horrible process, but she ends up happy with the result once she calms down.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Grimar
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Ok, i thought you meant "im bored, lets find a cat and shave it" or something like that...
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me 
My bestfriend has a cat.
He NEVER shuts up about it, its either "I love my cat" "my cat is so fat" and so on everyother minute.
He sure does love that cat.
He NEVER shuts up about it, its either "I love my cat" "my cat is so fat" and so on everyother minute.
He sure does love that cat.
And lo ye must learn of the great war that raged fo a couple of posts and brought the citadel momentaraly to its knees
Lookie!
I tend to appear briefly and disappear very quickly after that, try not to let it bother you.
Lookie!
I tend to appear briefly and disappear very quickly after that, try not to let it bother you.
Ha, no, I love cats. Just couldn't think of anything to spam about and got curious what the reaction would be.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Guys talking about cats... I dunn0...
It's like guys talking about ponies.
And I don't like girls talking about ponies either.
It's not that I don't like ponies...
Ponies are pretty okay.
As long as you don't talk about them.
So I'll shut up about the ponies, and go back to cats instead.
Girls talking about cats is okay.
But not guys.
They just shouldn't.
Maybe it's because cats are cuddly.
And guys aren't supposed to be cuddly.
I know certain guys who like to be hugged once in a while, but that's OKAY.
One needs to be hugged every once in a while.
Not me though.
Anyway, to be cuddly and to be hugged is something different I guess.
Well, with all this crap, Locke has something to read...
So to all the other people: don't read the above.
If you already have: don't do it again.
I pressed enter too much.
Sorry for that.
It's like guys talking about ponies.
And I don't like girls talking about ponies either.
It's not that I don't like ponies...
Ponies are pretty okay.
As long as you don't talk about them.
So I'll shut up about the ponies, and go back to cats instead.
Girls talking about cats is okay.
But not guys.
They just shouldn't.
Maybe it's because cats are cuddly.
And guys aren't supposed to be cuddly.
I know certain guys who like to be hugged once in a while, but that's OKAY.
One needs to be hugged every once in a while.
Not me though.
Anyway, to be cuddly and to be hugged is something different I guess.
Well, with all this crap, Locke has something to read...
So to all the other people: don't read the above.
If you already have: don't do it again.
I pressed enter too much.
Sorry for that.
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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Luis Antonio
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Can't stand dogs. Wolves and huskies yes, dogs. No.
Whats wrong with cats? Girls like cats, and girls like cuddly guys. I love cats, and I'm cuddly, and you know what? Girls love me. Who cares if guys don't agree with me!
Whats wrong with cats? Girls like cats, and girls like cuddly guys. I love cats, and I'm cuddly, and you know what? Girls love me. Who cares if guys don't agree with me!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Dogs are messy and make too much noise. My cat just eat plants and menthol cigarrettes and green olives.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Luis Antonio
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[QUOTE=Yeltsu]*hugs ik*
there you go for not liking people who talks about cats[/QUOTE]
damn!
*makes mental notice to hug Yeltsu twice as hard when oportunity arises.*
@Magrus: [QUOTE=Brynn]Ik is really cute! [/QUOTE] See? It works
*I adapted the quote a bit to let you see how you can read 'Ik, he's really cute!' like it should be read:
Who's very cute? Ik: He's really cute.
there you go for not liking people who talks about cats[/QUOTE]
damn!
*makes mental notice to hug Yeltsu twice as hard when oportunity arises.*
@Magrus: [QUOTE=Brynn]Ik is really cute!
[/QUOTE] See? It works *I adapted the quote a bit to let you see how you can read 'Ik, he's really cute!' like it should be read:
Who's very cute? Ik: He's really cute.
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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Luis Antonio
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Fiberfar
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Another pervert
will this never end
will this never end
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Luis Antonio
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[QUOTE=ik911]damn!
*makes mental notice to hug Yeltsu twice as hard when oportunity arises.*
@Magrus: See? It works
*I adapted the quote a bit to let you see how you can read 'Ik, he's really cute!' like it should be read:
Who's very cute? Ik: He's really cute.[/QUOTE]
You're lucky it's the middle of the night and I don't have energy to argue. I'll leave you here now, but you'd better behave
*makes mental notice to hug Yeltsu twice as hard when oportunity arises.*
@Magrus: See? It works
*I adapted the quote a bit to let you see how you can read 'Ik, he's really cute!' like it should be read:
Who's very cute? Ik: He's really cute.[/QUOTE]
You're lucky it's the middle of the night and I don't have energy to argue. I'll leave you here now, but you'd better behave
Up the IRONS!
HA! I'll show you, I got a bottle of 100 proof SoCo to drink tonight.
Whats this about a Pervert Citadel?
Cats are still better btw, regardless of internet hugging.
Whats this about a Pervert Citadel?
Cats are still better btw, regardless of internet hugging.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"