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[ch85us2001]

Canadians couldn't take my little finger.

[Oscuro_Sol]

You didn't answer my question.

[ch85us2001]

Why do you need to know?
Are you planning to put a boot in that vincinity? :laugh:

[Oscuro_Sol]

Oh, not any boot, my friend. A steel toed boot. Possibly with extendable spikes. I would call it, the "Cleaver."

[Hill-Shatar]

I think OS is going to be trespassing several vicinities with her boot if you keep this up.

Actually, Canadians are famed for kicking butt when need arises.

@ OS- The cleaver? :laugh: :laugh: :mischief:

[TonyMontana1638]

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Why do you need to know?
Are you planning to put a boot in that vincinity? :laugh: [/QUOTE]

If you are Os, you should at least warn the poor man ahead of time so he may be metally prepared for the task taht lies before him ie. not crying in front of all his fellow SYMers wjo'll never forget it .

[Hill-Shatar]

*cringes in worry of hearing thumping and cutting sounds*

[ch85us2001]

I have a strange urge to go upstairs, bang against my closet door, and scream "Fiona" at the top of my lungs to freak my parents out. But, I think Ill spam instead.

Ow.
Why would you want to hurt such a beautiful specimen such as me?
Oh, because canadians are egotistical and hold grudges. :laugh:

[Oscuro_Sol]

He's not a man yet. Making boys cry is one of my favourite pasttimes, anyways.

No, chus, not a grudge. I just don't like people insulting my country.

[ch85us2001]

No girl can make me cry.
Except Shawna.
And Christina.
Can't forget Lacy.
And especially Shawna

But Id like to see you try!!!!!!!!!

On a good note.
A woman in painsville Oh was sentenced to spend a night in the woods without a blanket as part of her 15 day jail term for abandoning 35 kittens (which are fine now)!

[Oscuro_Sol]

I would never leave kittens!

Girls are the most effective torture system yet invented. It's a true statement.

My tea is gone.

Hehe, I thought of something I said a couple hours ago with friends. My friend has all this candy sitting out so I grab some and ask, "Does anyone want to share me Nibs?" Oh my god, that was SO funny. Guess you had to be there. But seriously, it was an accident!

[ch85us2001]

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]

Hehe, I thought of something I said a couple hours ago with friends. My friend has all this candy sitting out so I grab some and ask, "Does anyone want to share me Nibs?" Oh my god, that was SO funny. Guess you had to be there. But seriously, it was an accident![/QUOTE]
I had something like that happen this weekend. I was at the track and this one chick race car driver was like "Grab my ****s" (not an explicatory, but I like self-moderation ) I said "what?" and she said "my purse!" Turns out she had a purse shaped like a corset, but what else could I do with that info? :laugh:

[Oscuro_Sol]

I think you're making that up.

I sounded like a pirate.

[TonyMontana1638]

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]I think OS is going to be trespassing several vicinities with her boot if you keep this up.

Actually, Canadians are famed for kicking butt when need arises.

@ OS- The cleaver? :laugh: :laugh: :mischief:[/QUOTE]


Are you serious? :speech:
Since when are canadians famed for kicking butt, ever?
Please explain, I'm all ears.

[ch85us2001]

No seriously. I think she was talking in a general direction. Like someone who knew what she was talking about. Because everyone but her mother turned and stared slack jawed (in awe) So Im assuming she said "somebody" not "chu" :laugh: (as does everybody, I get no respect.)
I. Am. Serious. Os!

[Oscuro_Sol]

In. Deed.

Does Johnny Depp's son have a son? Anyone know?

[TonyMontana1638]

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]In. Deed.

Does Johnny Depp's son have a son? Anyone know? [/QUOTE]

If he looks anything like Johnny Depp, I certainly hope so...

Wait...

[Oscuro_Sol]

Johnny Depp.. *drools*
His son.. *drools*

I can't tell if he's mocking me or not...

[Hill-Shatar]

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Are you serious? :speech:
Since when are canadians famed for kicking butt, ever?
Please explain, I'm all ears.[/QUOTE]

Actually, yes. Contrary to popular American belief, you guys did not join either war until the bitter end. Canadians were famed for our valor and loses, and our great many victoires (specifically Vimy Ridge and the historic battle at Paeshendale) and were eventually the shock troops of war, usually called upon to go 'over the top' in trench warfare.

Canadians went in ill equiped for world war II, carrying badly supplied clothing and the Ross rifle, a gun succeptable to overheating and get mud in it while firing too quickly. Origianlly, the professional tropps to be sent over were kept as back up. After our first loss in world war one, Canada learned a great many lessons. It was Canadians who first faced against gas and chemical warfare, mustard gas being the first, killing amny canadians and mortally wounding many more, for those who did not soak a cloth in urine and hold it to their mouths. Nothing could be done for the eyes, however.

Canadians were also the victims of the slaughter at Hong Kong, where all Canadian forces save a few for slave labour were either killed in action or executed afterwards.

If you want, I can give you a detailed synopsis of Candian wartime efforts...? It was we who made the Peacekeeping force, a suggestion by Nobel Peace Prize winner Prime Minister Pearson, and only Canada and Austria have taken part of every peacekeeping effort to date.

[ch85us2001]

And she knew exactly what she was doing to. 'cause then she looked over her shoulder and gave us all that mischevious grin -that I'm-a-woman-and-I-can-manipulate-people-and-Im-superior-but-really-Im-after-the-same-thing-guys-are look. That one you, fiona and Athena always wear while posting in SYM.

So what kind of tea do you like.
I like Earl Grey.
Im a simple Guy/boy/teen/person.