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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:14 pm
by Magrus
I know! The stuff is vile too. She was so excited!

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:42 pm
by Gunofgod
So,if someone were to purchase shampoo from your shop they would get spam-poo?
What about teddy bears?
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:59 pm
by Fiona
*Sneaks in and hides all the cookies from the SS. Walks out nonchalantly*
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:02 pm
by Magrus
*ties Fiona up and eats the cookies and jangles keys* I have charge of the Citadel in Luis' absense.

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:03 pm
by Fiona
Too late, my tardy friend. Already long gone

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:10 pm
by Magrus
You just happen to be wanting to spoil my fun lady.

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:13 pm
by Fiona
Aww, you said you weren't having any fun, Mag.
And I am not the one to help with that. I'm only walking the dog

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:16 pm
by Magrus
No? I don't know, I've had some fun with a woman walking her dog before. :laugh:
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:19 pm
by Fiona
*Thinks lightning. Thinks twice. Thinks unlikely*

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:23 pm
by Magrus
*shakes my head* My neighbor was the police chief of my town when I was growing up. His wife....used to walk her dog and let him poo in everyones yard because she was bedding the police chief and thought no one would do anything about. I don't like pigs, or anyone who does pigs. Soooo....poo launcher was born. :devil:
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:31 pm
by Fiona
Harald is very well trained, as it happens.
He always warns me if a pig has sneaked into my bed. It's handy
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:35 pm
by Magrus
Heh, the lady wasn't happy with my response to ending up splattered with poo while mowing the lawn. I ruined her favorite dress.

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:39 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Fiona]He always warns me if a pig has sneaked into my bed. It's handy[/QUOTE]
Does that happen often?

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:42 pm
by Fiona
Well obviously not now

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:43 pm
by Ravager
And before?

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:52 pm
by Fiona
You know how it is Rav......
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:55 pm
by Ravager
Not really...outside of Animal Farm, pigs and beds don't really go together.

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:58 pm
by Fiona
See Magrus' post above

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:03 pm
by Ravager
Ahh, the metaphorical pig.

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:16 pm
by Magrus
Fiona beds with dogs and not pigs?
