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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:01 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>*cheering from the sidelines*
</STRONG>
*with renewed vigor, Vehemence jumps up and leaps over to Aegis. Aegis' surprise is his downfall as the two sardines slap him into a daze. At the last seconds before Aegis topples over, Vehemence lines up a special move, the
seizmic sardine sushi slap. A pounding wave of energy encircles the two sardines as they join together to form one giant sardine. A bounding
SLAP is all that is heard as Aegis is hit so hard he breaks the speed of light, sending him sailing into the orbit.*
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:05 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>*with renewed vigor, Vehemence jumps up and leaps over to Aegis. Aegis' surprise is his downfall as the two sardines slap him into a daze. At the last seconds before Aegis topples over, Vehemence lines up a special move, the
seizmic sardine sushi slap. A pounding wave of energy encircles the two sardines as they join together to form one giant sardine. A bounding
SLAP is all that is heard as Aegis is hit so hard he breaks the speed of light, sending him sailing into the orbit.*
</STRONG>
Yeah, he's gonna be gone awhile. if it wasn't for me, you two crazy kids might actually have a little privacy...i think i'll stick around and get some sun, however
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:11 pm
by average joe
and you still forgot the "have at you" line
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:11 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>Yeah, he's gonna be gone awhile. if it wasn't for me, you two crazy kids might actually have a little privacy...i think i'll stick around and get some sun, however
</STRONG>
I think those sardines still have some life in them yet, right Veh?
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:12 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I think those sardines still have some life in them yet, right Veh?
</STRONG>
joe takes the hint, and rolls of his lawn chair into the tall grass
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:15 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>and you still forgot the "have at you" line</STRONG>
Tch, lurkers. They're never satisfied
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:17 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Tch, lurkers. They're never satisfied
</STRONG>
I'll say! Theres just no impressing some people
These sardines have a whole lotta life
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:18 pm
by Weasel
Name: Weasel
Fish of Choice: Gruntie the Gold fish
Favorite Manuevre: The Speedo Suplex
Rank: Gabbie Jay
Greatest Winning Streaks: None
Longest Losing Streak: 102
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:19 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>
joe takes the hint, and rolls of his lawn chair into the tall grass</STRONG>
A guy in a striped uniform walks by... Popcorn, get your popcorn here... Binoculars, we've got binoculars... telescopes too.
You might want to point them in an upwards direction so you can Aegis come crashing back down to earth
See if you can see my ego up there too... it's there somewhere
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:19 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>
joe takes the hint, and rolls of his lawn chair into the tall grass</STRONG>
But I thought you wanted to give Veh a chance to use the "have at you" line
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:20 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Tch, lurkers. They're never satisfied
</STRONG>
from somewhere in the grass...i can still hear you!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:20 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Name: Weasel
Fish of Choice: Gruntie the Gold fish
Favorite Manuevre: The Speedo Suplex
Rank: Gabbie Jay
Greatest Winning Streaks: None
Longest Losing Streak: 102</STRONG>
Aha! Another contender! Alright!
Hmmm... you may be too skilled for Aegis... maybe a good starting contender
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:24 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Name: Weasel
Fish of Choice: Gruntie the Gold fish
Favorite Manuevre: The Speedo Suplex
Rank: Gabbie Jay
Greatest Winning Streaks: None
Longest Losing Streak: 102</STRONG>
Ooh, we have a new challenger...
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:26 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>But I thought you wanted to give Veh a chance to use the "have at you" line
</STRONG>
joe sticks his head up, some blades of grass tied to a headband as a crude means of camouflage....with the new contestant i might still get the chance....
quickly ducks back down and moves to a new location
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:26 pm
by Vehemence
*checks his watch* And your opponent should be arriving any... second... now...
*Aegis falls back to earth... a large crashing sound is heard for many miles*
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:26 pm
by Weasel
In the famous words of Gabbie Jay....
YEA
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:32 pm
by Weasel
Weasel hurls Gruntie the Gold fish and ducks for cover....
"Did I hit???"
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:36 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Weasel hurls Gruntie the Gold fish and ducks for cover....
"Did I hit???"</STRONG>
*Popcorn and spying equipment goes flying*
Er Weasel, I think you got the popcorn vendor!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:36 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Weasel hurls Gruntie the Gold fish and ducks for cover....
"Did I hit???"</STRONG>
Oh, a new style - projectile goldfish
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:42 pm
by average joe
feeling his eyelids drooping from weariness, joe decides it's time to call it a night. as he starts to rise, he realises he's become tangled in a dense undergrowth. after a futile struggle, he figures with a good night sleep he'll be able to get free. he snuggles into the grass and lays his head down for the night