A Revelation!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:32 pm

Maharlika wrote:Hmmm... serrated spoon eh?

Leaves a good bloody taste in the mouth. :laugh:

An effort to make a meal of grapefruit more nutritious? Vampirism?

Claudius · Post by **Claudius** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:56 pm

Have you tried consuming the spoon, then, and leaving the grapefruit for some poor, deluded fool?

Only chocolate spoon. I do leave the grapefruit for others. My brother loves them. Which probably partly explains my aversion. He took particular pleasure in the fact that I didn't care for them.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:56 am

Maharlika wrote:Have you tried cutting grapefruit with a spoon?

There is no spoon.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 am

Xandax wrote:There is no spoon.

*gives Xan a serrated spoon*

Well now you have one.

Now go and cut that damn fruit. :laugh:

dragon wench wrote:An effort to make a meal of grapefruit more nutritious? Vampirism?

Nah. The acidic nature of the grapefruit juice would add more "flavor" after chewing on a serrated spoon. You know, like putting alcohol on an open wound. :laugh:

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:45 am

I don't want to do the dishes again, so as I said - There. Is. No. Spoon.

penguin_king · Post by **penguin_king** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:48 am

i find that hitting it with the flat side of a baking tray works wonders, but that might just be me.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:37 am

penguin_king wrote:i find that hitting it with the flat side of a baking tray works wonders, but that might just be me.

Hammer time?

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:01 pm

Fiberfar wrote:Hammer time?

But what if I don't want to stop, break it down, or bother to wear bulging gold pantaloons? *sigh*

I shudder to imagine what the HAMMER is going to do to Fable's poor mouth, if he bothers to follow his own advice for utensil eating...

LeoStarDragon1 · Post by **LeoStarDragon1** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:23 am

He Beat Me To It!

Tower_Master wrote:But what if I don't want to stop, break it down, or bother to wear bulging gold pantaloons? *sigh*

I shudder to imagine what the HAMMER is going to do to Fable's poor mouth, if he bothers to follow his own advice for utensil eating...

I was going to write something like that! Uh.....

Okay, to avoid washing dishes, how about doing the laundry instead?

Get a large enough bra. Attach it to two sturdy posts. Put a grapefruit in each cup, or a half of the one in each cup, your choice.

Then stand on the other side of the room with mouth open, while someone who needs target practice can help you by using the bra as a slingshot.

Too Alice Tinker-ish?

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:23 pm

Tower_Master wrote:But what if I don't want to stop, break it down, or bother to wear bulging gold pantaloons? *sigh*

I shudder to imagine what the HAMMER is going to do to Fable's poor mouth, if he bothers to follow his own advice for utensil eating...

What, no hammer pants?

Oh, and when it comes to eating, Ball and chain.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:27 pm

@DW - If its your own blood I don't think it would any any nutrients... probably cost you more actually.

A serrated spoon actually isn't a bad idea.

In fact, amazingly, a serrated spoon is, you guessed it, A GRAPEFRUIT SPOON!

Seriously

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit_spoon

And no, I did not make that page myself to support my argument.

I did help make this page though

Respiratory physiology - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:55 pm

How about spooning your spouse, and putting the Grapefruit between you, to get the juices flowing ?

Fiberfar wrote:Oh, and when it comes to eating, Ball and chain.

Do I really REALLY want to know about eating your BALLS ?