Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:19 pm

I wouldn't say everything. At least not without my lawyer present.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:20 pm

dragon wench wrote:Careful... you'll get him excited. You should have seen him foaming at the mouth when he had to read the Kama Sutra... All of the above combined and he'll completely lose control :speech:

Oh. That could get...messy.

Guess we better cover the temple up, then. Will he be safe around the tandoor?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:21 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I wouldn't say everything. At least not without my lawyer present.

You had to know before venturing into this cozy space that at least some of your dirty little secrets would come to light...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:22 pm

fable wrote:Oh. That could get...messy.

Guess we better cover the temple up, then. Will he be safe around the tandoor?

It depends on the tandoor... If it's wearing a silk scarf there's no telling what he might do...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:24 pm

At great personal expense, and in the interests of historical accuracy, I have been able to recover part of this post that was dropped in transmission. I hereby certify that what is contained in said post is 100% accurate, and that's coming from me, so you know it's pure BS.

Aqua-chan wrote:More like "locked away, where only I can get my hands on your tight body."

So... you wish to study Fable... restrained with his silk scarves?

And no offense to fable, but he really isn;t my type.

@DW, I'm just surprised I still have any secrets at all.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:26 pm

Bloodstalker wrote: @DW, I'm just surprised I still have any secrets at all.

That almost sounds like an invitation to blackmail....

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:28 pm

dragon wench wrote:It depends on the tandoor... If it's wearing a silk scarf there's no telling what he might do...

Not to mention the presence of thighs and breasts. There goes the buffet.

And no offense to fable, but he really isn;t my type.

I've seen a census poll detailing over 7 billion inhabitants of Earth who are not your type. Have you considered taking an extended vacation to Alpha Centauri? I hear the beer is very good.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:29 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:
And no offense to fable, but he really isn;t my type.

It would help if we could figure out what you are in the first place.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:33 pm

fable wrote:Not to mention the presence of thighs and breasts. There goes the buffet.

I've seen a census poll detailing over 7 billion inhabitants of Earth who are not your type. Have you considered taking an extended vacation to Alpha Centauri? I hear the beer is very good.

Sigh... stop counting livestock fable. Just because I live in Kentucky doesn't mean I am bound by tradition.

@AC. wanna inspect me up close and personal like?

Besides, you were looking for me if I recall correctly...and even if I don't

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:33 pm

fable wrote:Not to mention the presence of thighs and breasts. There goes the buffet.

Indeed...
Though the fact that this refers to chicken legs and thighs is more than a little bit disturbing....

Are you suggesting our dear BS has even more hidden fetishes than he has revealed up until now?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:34 pm

dragon wench wrote:Indeed...
Though the fact that this refers to chicken legs and thighs is more than a little bit disturbing....
Are you suggesting our dear BS has even more hidden fetishes than he has revealed up until now?

Are you saying you're surprised?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:36 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Are you saying you're surprised?

Well no... not exactly... This *is* BS after all..
Just... slightly scarred by the sudden mental imagery :speech:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:38 pm

I can just describe my fetishes in minute detail if it would really make everyone here more comfortable

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:39 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Sigh... stop counting livestock fable. Just because I live in Kentucky doesn't mean I am bound by tradition.

Livestock? Well, yes, I did include Nashville country singers, but really, they're hard to separate out from humans. Especially in their exclusive mansions, where they record songs about driving in banged-up pickup trucks to seedy bars.

Indeed...
Though the fact that this refers to chicken legs and thighs is more than a little bit disturbing....
Are you suggesting our dear BS has even more hidden fetishes than he has revealed up until now?

Is that even possible?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:40 pm

dragon wench wrote:Well no... not exactly... This *is* BS after all..
Just... slightly scarred by the sudden mental imagery :speech:

*makes slightly suggestive pose* Oooooh.... Greasy....

@BS - Where did you get the idea that you're my favored manservant? Obviously I was talking about Kid1243594945350e^5.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:41 pm

fable wrote:
Is that even possible?

Having just done it myself and perhaps scarring myself in the process, let me promise you that you do NOT want to try an imagine it.

:laugh:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:44 pm

fable wrote:Livestock? Well, yes, I did include Nashville country singers, but really, they're hard to separate out from humans. Especially in their exclusive mansions, where they record songs about driving in banged-up pickup trucks to seedy bars.

Of course they do. You have to have something to sing about to relate to the crowd you wind up playing for after your 15 minutes of fame are up.

@AC...don't make me did up quotes to prove what I said. And I want my burrito dammit.

Although it appears I can just grease myself up and have you all over me.....:speech:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:45 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I can just describe my fetishes in minute detail if it would really make everyone here more comfortable

Well, you know what they say, the imagination is always more frightening than the truth....

Fable wrote:Is that even possible?

Sadly...yes.. I believe BS considers himself to be a man of many hidden talents...

AC wrote:*makes slightly suggestive pose* Oooooh.... Greasy....

You really are trying to get him all worked up, aren't you?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:47 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Having just done it myself and perhaps scarring myself in the process, let me promise you that you do NOT want to try an imagine it. :laugh:

Well, the whole Anomen teeshirt thing kind of pointed to ultimate depravity. I'll just go boil my brain in lye, I guess. Thanks for the tip.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:51 pm

dragon wench wrote:Well, you know what they say, the imagination is always more frightening than the truth....

Are you encouraging him? Quit it! lol

@Fabulous - Anytime. Normally I meditate three to four hours before encountering BS so as to train my mind to avoid such unpleasant images, but today I was careless. However, I'm glad my fate can serve as an example to one of my fellow pantheon members.